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Alternative Ex-Member

Joined: Jun 30, 2006 Posts: 5610 Location: Gone To Live Life
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Posted: Sat Oct 21, 2006 2:51 pm Post subject: |
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Gee, I bet Tinky is pissed off.
*Finishes pudding, no more pudding. Continues to shoot people with my 5000 bullets. At the moment I've used 1337 bullets and killed 1337 people with 'em. 1 Bullet to each person's head. These people I've killed have been all the 1337 crew that opposed me.* |
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One-Winged-Angel Safam

Joined: Sep 22, 2006 Posts: 8682 Location: Under your bed with Lorde Greyhelium and Werbert
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Posted: Sat Oct 21, 2006 2:59 pm Post subject: |
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*W-Item glitches 29,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 puddings for Alternative* _________________ For the Holy Monorail! |
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Alternative Ex-Member

Joined: Jun 30, 2006 Posts: 5610 Location: Gone To Live Life
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Posted: Sat Oct 21, 2006 3:03 pm Post subject: |
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Oh sh**
I got to eat all those puddings?
*Starts eating all those puddings, and grows as fat as Mr Creosote from "The Meaning Of Life." Once finished all of them, I am incredibly far and I am then asked for "One Little Wafer". I keep refusing, but then eventually eat it and EXPLODE!!!! Mess everywhere, and I leave a horrible stench of poo.* |
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One-Winged-Angel Safam

Joined: Sep 22, 2006 Posts: 8682 Location: Under your bed with Lorde Greyhelium and Werbert
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Posted: Sat Oct 21, 2006 3:07 pm Post subject: |
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Sorry again. You didn't have to eat it all at once. I just wanted you to have a lifetime supply.
*casts Full Life again* _________________ For the Holy Monorail! |
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Alternative Ex-Member

Joined: Jun 30, 2006 Posts: 5610 Location: Gone To Live Life
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Posted: Sat Oct 21, 2006 3:11 pm Post subject: |
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Thats ok. I didn't know.
*I continue to kill with my uzis. I've now killed 5000 people, hence I ran out of ammo. I decide to take a break, and start listening to The Madness Combat Music.*
Oh BTW, I'm not obsessed with Madness Combat. |
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One-Winged-Angel Safam

Joined: Sep 22, 2006 Posts: 8682 Location: Under your bed with Lorde Greyhelium and Werbert
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Posted: Sat Oct 21, 2006 3:12 pm Post subject: |
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*W-Item glitches 500 centillion bullets for Alternative*
That should be way more than enough to kill everybody on earth. _________________ For the Holy Monorail! |
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Alternative Ex-Member

Joined: Jun 30, 2006 Posts: 5610 Location: Gone To Live Life
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Posted: Sat Oct 21, 2006 3:17 pm Post subject: |
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I'm not going to kill EVERYONE. I'll just kill the people I hate.
DIEEE YOU BASTARDS!!!
*Overkill on all that have made my life misery!!* |
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tinky Bob the Llama's wingman

Joined: Mar 25, 2006 Age: 18 Posts: 5990 Location: en la luna bailando con las vacas
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Posted: Sat Oct 21, 2006 7:49 pm Post subject: |
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alright, OWA you drank all my blood! guess i'm a vampire now...*knaws on zebra foot* _________________ Tinky is currently in la la land frolicking with fairies in sun painted daffodils whislt "I Like Birds" gently fills the air.
you may tire of the world but the world will never tire of you.
I'm a girl, people!
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One-Winged-Angel Safam

Joined: Sep 22, 2006 Posts: 8682 Location: Under your bed with Lorde Greyhelium and Werbert
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Posted: Sat Oct 21, 2006 8:47 pm Post subject: |
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| tinky wrote: | | alright, OWA you drank all my blood! guess i'm a vampire now...*knaws on zebra foot* |
You're supposed to kill humans, tinky, not zebras. And you're not a vampire. I just drank your blood. Nosgothic vampires don't turn humans by drinking their blood. They do it by passing on the curse of the Hylden. I only do that to those who prove themselves worthy. _________________ For the Holy Monorail! |
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tinky Bob the Llama's wingman

Joined: Mar 25, 2006 Age: 18 Posts: 5990 Location: en la luna bailando con las vacas
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Posted: Sat Oct 21, 2006 9:22 pm Post subject: |
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oh, well *shrugs* *continues to knaw on zebra foot* _________________ Tinky is currently in la la land frolicking with fairies in sun painted daffodils whislt "I Like Birds" gently fills the air.
you may tire of the world but the world will never tire of you.
I'm a girl, people!
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One-Winged-Angel Safam

Joined: Sep 22, 2006 Posts: 8682 Location: Under your bed with Lorde Greyhelium and Werbert
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Posted: Sat Oct 21, 2006 9:30 pm Post subject: |
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*Decides that tinky is a very strange person* _________________ For the Holy Monorail! |
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tinky Bob the Llama's wingman

Joined: Mar 25, 2006 Age: 18 Posts: 5990 Location: en la luna bailando con las vacas
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Posted: Sat Oct 21, 2006 9:36 pm Post subject: |
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| One-Winged-Angel wrote: | | *Decides that tinky is a very strange person* |
it took you that long? _________________ Tinky is currently in la la land frolicking with fairies in sun painted daffodils whislt "I Like Birds" gently fills the air.
you may tire of the world but the world will never tire of you.
I'm a girl, people!
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One-Winged-Angel Safam

Joined: Sep 22, 2006 Posts: 8682 Location: Under your bed with Lorde Greyhelium and Werbert
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Posted: Sat Oct 21, 2006 9:40 pm Post subject: |
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I should have said stranger
But I'm constantly making mistakes. _________________ For the Holy Monorail! |
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Quatermass Yahtzee's Protege

Joined: Apr 28, 2006 Posts: 16815 Location: Somewhere with a sweet hat and a chip on my shoulder
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Posted: Sat Oct 21, 2006 10:49 pm Post subject: |
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Neo-Quatermass shows up after a rest. He looks around with an expression that reads "WTF?". He then catches a grenade thrown his way, and promptly throws it down a manhole.
People should watch where they throw these things.... _________________ At moments when monsters spawn in by rising up from the ground, it turns the action into a gory, protracted session of Whack-A-Mole.
-Yahtzee on Clive Barker's Jericho |
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One-Winged-Angel Safam

Joined: Sep 22, 2006 Posts: 8682 Location: Under your bed with Lorde Greyhelium and Werbert
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Posted: Sat Oct 21, 2006 10:52 pm Post subject: |
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Yes they should. _________________ For the Holy Monorail! |
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