MagicMeerkat
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http://www.coasttocoastam.com/show/2010/01/13
"Alien technology is "grown" rather than assembled, McDonald declared, outlining how the Roswell spaceship's engine was the skin of the vehicle and the ET flight crew all interfaced with varying degrees to the craft. He also commented on similarities in autistic behavior and greys/hybrids/neonates, and suggested autistic people could be harbingers of a new subspecies. "
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Stargazer43
Scruffy-looking Nerf Herder
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| I come from planet 56789-103, hu-man. I come in peace, take me to your leader! |
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edgewaters
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Location: Ontario
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| Posted: Sun May 06, 2012 8:46 pm Post subject: |
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| Greys suck, why can't we be the first wave of Daleks invasion or something like that? |
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Apple_in_my_Eye
I don't remember
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Location: in my brain
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| Posted: Sun May 06, 2012 9:11 pm Post subject: |
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To all alien units: we have a security breach. Engage protocol X-1 immediately. Leave no survivors.
On a more serious note, it does seem a bit primitive that we still use switches and joysticks rather than some direct-brain-interface to control machines. |
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MiatheMutant
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Oh, h3ll. Don't let anyone I know see this. The jokes will start up again. 
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Dillogic
you know how it goes
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| Posted: Sun May 06, 2012 10:17 pm Post subject: |
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Nah, just Replicants.
The Voight-Kampff is pretty accurate.
Why would you want to help the turtle, or feel bad for it for that matter? It's food. |
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Sweetleaf
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sometimes I like to think I am an alien hybrid....at least that would give my life a bit more purpose, and help me rationalize my feelings of alienation from society.
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Evinceo
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It's almost like we're on the...
wrong planet. |
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The_Postmaster
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They've convinced me, I'm a grey hybrid.
Now, everyone, time to go out and have some intercourse, we need to populate the earth with our kind.
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questor
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Location: Twilight Zone
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| Posted: Mon May 07, 2012 12:37 am Post subject: Alien hybrids |
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I'd rather be a member of Star Fleet, or a Jedi, myself. Live long and prosper, and may the Force be with you!  |
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DominictheStampede
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I'm the Doctor.
I'm a Timelord.
I'm from the planet Gallifrey in the constellation of Kasterborous.
I'm 903 years old and I'm the man who's going to save your lives and all six billion people on the planet below.
You got a problem with that? |
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Rax
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| Posted: Mon May 07, 2012 3:35 am Post subject: |
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so... ONE OF OUR PARENTS MUST BE ALIENS!!!
(That semi annoying moment when you try to make "MUST" capital letters to stand out, but you're already in capslock...)
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enrico_dandolo
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| No, no, of course not, autistic people are not aliens. But look at these so-called "depressive" people. They look suspiciously different. You should all investigate them, instead of us. Now. Not us. Depressives. For at least, say... 73 days and 15 hours. That should be enough for our spacesh-- I mean... our special... scientists to arrive... er, I mean that they should arrive at a conclusion by then, obviously. |
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Joe90
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Yeah, sure. 
Instead of insulting Autistic people, why can't these researchers go and investigate REAL aliens? From Mars?
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TenPencePiece
Curiosity Killed the Cone
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| Evinceo wrote: |
It's almost like we're on the...
wrong planet. |
You don't say! 
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