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Avian
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Big plastic garbage bags and a shovel.
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gwenevyn
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| apples and razor blades |
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Quatermass
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Glace cherries and lots of baby oil. Watch the second episode of the second series of The League of Gentlemen to find out why....
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cowlypso
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KY jelly and cucumbers
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Spot17
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| cigarettes and a pregnancy test |
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Kilroy
Establishment knows whats best
Joined: Apr 25, 2007
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hand cream and a dirty magasine 
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Quatermass
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A squeezable tube of honey and an oven-bakeable pizza.
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hyperbolic
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| Candy and rat poison on the day of Halloween. |
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Quatermass
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Senekot and a chocolate cake. (Ever heard of that prank?)
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(On Halloween night)
A carton of eggs and bog rolls. Plus a threatening look if you know the checkout clerk.....
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Quatermass
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Cheap plonk and a biography of Roald Dahl's life. (If you ask what I mean by any of these, I'll tell. Most of them aren't blue)
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Quatermass
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A carton of Coca-Cola cans and waterproof clothing.
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GoonSquad
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| A hamster and a jar of Vaseline. |
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richardbenson
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if i ever buy anything thats embarrasing they have these self checkout thingys that i'll use 
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A DVD of an awful movie, and duct tape.
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