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Sand
Phoenix
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Location: Finland
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People who are overweight
Complain about their extra freight.
"When I try to read scales,"
They say with loud wails,
"My belly frustrates looking straight." |
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Sand
Phoenix
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Posts: 1532
Location: Finland
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| Posted: Fri Feb 15, 2008 9:49 am Post subject: |
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A fellow who worked at the zoo
Remarked, "It's a nice job to do
With tiger and pheasant
The time spent is pleasant
If you don't mind stepping in poo." |
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AnonymousAnonymous
More Riddler than Joker
Joined: Nov 24, 2006
Age: 18
Posts: 6231
Location: Portland, Oregon
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Appreciation threads are very well said
It makes their particular subjects well fed
Although some of them go down in pieces
Because they were rejected from Reese's
Some of them continue to be well led.
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syzygyish
Dada Dodo
Joined: Feb 04, 2007
Age: 41
Posts: 3843
Location: waiting for IF
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| Posted: Mon Mar 10, 2008 7:37 am Post subject: |
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Am ressurecting this thread
Sand get out of bed!
Curious minds
are impatient for rhymes!
No one can stand in Sands stead!
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there was something important
when I didn't have a clue
and I still don't know now
how about you? |
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Sand
Phoenix
Joined: Sep 16, 2007
Posts: 1532
Location: Finland
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| Posted: Mon Mar 10, 2008 9:17 am Post subject: |
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My goodness! It's not such a trial
To give you a chance for a while.
The choice is infinite
And it takes just a minute
If you start with a frown or a smile. |
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Sand
Phoenix
Joined: Sep 16, 2007
Posts: 1532
Location: Finland
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A cockroach with talents for writing
Wrote poems while bedbugs were biting.
It gave him respite
To think and to write
And it made all their lives more exciting.
Last edited by Sand on Tue Mar 11, 2008 12:21 pm; edited 1 time in total |
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Sand
Phoenix
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Posts: 1532
Location: Finland
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| Posted: Mon Mar 10, 2008 9:32 am Post subject: |
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A mouse with a dexterous tail
Survived a long time without fail
By snagging the keys
To a supply of cheese
With his tail with a nail from a pail. |
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Sand
Phoenix
Joined: Sep 16, 2007
Posts: 1532
Location: Finland
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| Posted: Tue Mar 11, 2008 12:38 pm Post subject: |
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A painter who worked like a hippy
Painted portraits like Fra Filippo Lippi.
Medieval and formal,
Nothing abnormal
But when finished he screamed out "Yippee". |
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wsmac
WP Elevator Operator - What Floor Please?
Joined: Sep 01, 2007
Posts: 2737
Location: Humboldt County, Little Blue House on the Corner
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| Posted: Tue Apr 29, 2008 4:35 pm Post subject: |
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MissConstrue felt tense
"These evil smilies make no sense!
To see them gives me shivers,
my body gets the quivers,
But when I use them, I never wince!" 
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The 'Thread Killer's' brash and sassy,
Could stare down any lad or lassy,
But some threads would not fall
and the Thread Killer's soon would bawl
"It's too hard to compete against an Aspie!"
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You see them posting with grace,
Before long they vanish into space.
The Transient WP Poster
Sometimes seems more like a ghost, er
Has anyone seen old what's 'er face???
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wsmac
WP Elevator Operator - What Floor Please?
Joined: Sep 01, 2007
Posts: 2737
Location: Humboldt County, Little Blue House on the Corner
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An Alaskan Biker's folly...
Reika thought she would like
To go for a ride on her bike
But much to her chagrin
There fell snow once again
So back to her bed she did hike 
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Young Strapples it seems was quite keen
To be wrapped up in neo-prene
He yelled from this place
Of constrictive embrace
"I can't see my computer screen!" 
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EvilKimEvil did quake
She awoke from her dream... as a snake!
Slithering cross the ground
To a rock large and round... she said...
"At least in the sun I can bake!" 
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Syzygyish, I've tried and I've tried
to pronounce your name, I cried!
But I admit defeat
And shamefully retreat
With my poor old tongue... well... tongue-tied! 
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Blasty
Toucan
Joined: Apr 22, 2008
Age: 22
Posts: 286
Location: Oregon
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wsmac, you're skilled!
There's a wrong planet member who's order,
Was to make posts while drinking Stone porter,
For he felt it relaxed,
When his strange mind was taxed,
But it only made readers feel border.
Alright, I made up that last word. But it's still true I'm sure. 
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AnonymousAnonymous
More Riddler than Joker
Joined: Nov 24, 2006
Age: 18
Posts: 6231
Location: Portland, Oregon
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I do not know what to write about
Because a hot girl is giving me the pout
I run down the street, away from this fiend
Tripping over another girl, I skinned my knees
Walking away, I thinking about doubt
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wsmac
WP Elevator Operator - What Floor Please?
Joined: Sep 01, 2007
Posts: 2737
Location: Humboldt County, Little Blue House on the Corner
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| Posted: Wed Apr 30, 2008 8:06 pm Post subject: |
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A kilted man named Alibaster
Spied on the ground a Piaster
As he reached for the gift
A stiff breeze did lift!
Which resulted in a cheeky disaster!
I got a new kilt Monday... a modern kilt... the AmeriKilt!
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Douglas_MacNeill
Deinonychus
Joined: May 11, 2007
Age: 44
Posts: 350
Location: Edmonton, Alberta
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| Posted: Thu May 01, 2008 12:16 pm Post subject: |
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I just read a poet named Sand
Whose verses were many and bland.
When asked why this was
He said "That's because
My poems are meant to be canned." |
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SleepyDragon
I am unable to comply.
Joined: May 29, 2007
Posts: 3027
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| Posted: Tue May 06, 2008 5:35 am Post subject: |
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Of all artists whose œuvre we follow
There's none greater than great Frida Kahlo
Vibrant colours and passion
In Mexican fashion
As sure as piñatas are hollow. |
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