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AnonymousAnonymous
More Riddler than Joker
Joined: Nov 24, 2006
Age: 18
Posts: 6418
Location: Portland, Oregon
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Thanking the members who resurrected this thread
For once, it seemed to be well dead
Contributing to longevity of this for a while
A river in Egypt will always be the Nile
This thread will be long, as said
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Hodor
Phoenix
Joined: Mar 18, 2008
Age: 19
Posts: 834
Location: On a dumb island
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There once was a young man from Janus
who had a terrible pain in his...
Okay, maybe that one's not appropriate.
There once was a young man from Hull
Who was chased by a huge, angry bull
He fell, did a roll,
And it swallowed him whole
And so the bull's stomach was full
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ACHTUNG all WP'ers...I will not be online from Aug 18th for a while due to a house move. I'm still alive and well but might not have internet access for some time. So long!
[I have updated my blawg.]
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MrMark
Abstract Data Type
Joined: Jul 04, 2006
Age: 50
Posts: 9402
Location: Tallahassee, FL
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| Posted: Wed Jun 18, 2008 7:53 pm Post subject: |
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"There once was a woman from Venus
Whose head was shaped..."
-Lt. Com. Data
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"It dives in shallows for beakfuls of moss, heads to sandy isles to preen its feathers. It was ready to fly off all by itself, then found its reflection and lingered."
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Sand
Phoenix
Joined: Sep 16, 2007
Posts: 1728
Location: Finland
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| Posted: Thu Jun 19, 2008 8:33 am Post subject: |
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There once was a woman from Venus
Whose head shape, I must say, between us
Was strange in a way
To create dismay
Which may be a plus or a minus |
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Sand
Phoenix
Joined: Sep 16, 2007
Posts: 1728
Location: Finland
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| Posted: Thu Jun 19, 2008 8:44 am Post subject: |
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Have you heard of that guy from Uranus
(No wisecracks please or they'll bane us)
Had no zip on his fly,
Therefore, bye and bye,
(WHOOPS! - enough has been said to disdain us.) |
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SleepyDragon
I am unable to comply.
Joined: May 29, 2007
Posts: 3115
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| Posted: Thu Jun 19, 2008 9:14 am Post subject: |
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If our rhymes are disgusting and sick
Mark will drop on our heads like a brick.
So by way of solution
We'll find substitution
For expletives; that's a slick trick.  |
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Sand
Phoenix
Joined: Sep 16, 2007
Posts: 1728
Location: Finland
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I must say, just for a lark,
That words disturbing to Mark
Which start "F", "P", or "S"
Could start a mess
But, why? I'm still in the dark. |
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Sand
Phoenix
Joined: Sep 16, 2007
Posts: 1728
Location: Finland
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The terror of the error when the awful word is said
Leaves the bourgeoisie in stutter, blushing rosy red
But the kids get wicked grins
Over simple silly sins
While the parents mutter darents and send them off to bed. |
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history_of_psychiatry
Velociraptor
Joined: Dec 23, 2006
Age: 24
Posts: 425
Location: Central Florida
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There once was a boy from peru
who slept in a wooden canoo.
While dreaming of venus
he played with his penis
and awoke with a handful of goo!
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Guns don't kill people. Gunshot wounds kill people. |
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AnonymousAnonymous
More Riddler than Joker
Joined: Nov 24, 2006
Age: 18
Posts: 6418
Location: Portland, Oregon
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| Posted: Mon Jun 30, 2008 3:03 pm Post subject: |
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Dudes, seriously you must stop explicit rhymes
Or else the mods will drop on you just fine
Although some of these are funny
They are very cunning
You have a lot of time
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Sand
Phoenix
Joined: Sep 16, 2007
Posts: 1728
Location: Finland
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If rhyming is over explicit
This site declares it illicit.
But the limerick, through time,
Was heavy with rhyme
Both dirty and nasty - I miss it. |
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AnonymousAnonymous
More Riddler than Joker
Joined: Nov 24, 2006
Age: 18
Posts: 6418
Location: Portland, Oregon
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I'm sorry about my warning
It must have been very boring
You have been warned once
I am not a dunce
The next one will be soaring
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Sand
Phoenix
Joined: Sep 16, 2007
Posts: 1728
Location: Finland
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| Posted: Wed Jul 02, 2008 11:11 pm Post subject: |
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If the words of a verse are too cloying,
Too empty and vacant, annoying,
The strength of the whole
May lose substance and soul
Leaving nothing there for enjoying. |
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Sand
Phoenix
Joined: Sep 16, 2007
Posts: 1728
Location: Finland
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| Posted: Thu Jul 03, 2008 1:30 am Post subject: |
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An expletive considered bad taste
By an innocent mind, quite chaste,
May be just the mote juste
Preventing the bust
Of of a verse going to waste. |
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Sand
Phoenix
Joined: Sep 16, 2007
Posts: 1728
Location: Finland
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| Posted: Thu Jul 03, 2008 1:46 am Post subject: |
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A word, most earthy, but true
May donate an exquisite clue
To the point of a verse
Though verging on curse
And mayhap, turning it blue. |
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