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Liopleurodon
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Age: 28
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 Posted: Thu Apr 03, 2008 8:24 am Post subject: So... what's the dumbest thing you've said today? |
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Colleague: There was hardly any traffic this morning. I was here by 8am.
Me: At 8am, I was slaying trolls in the Alterac Mountains.
Colleague: Alterac Mountains eh? Is that local?
Me: No, it's in a computer game.
Colleague: I know that dear. I was being sarcastic.
ARGH! I knew that she knew it was in a computer game, but for some reason my automatic response to what she said was to take it at face value.
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SeaBright
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Joined: Aug 16, 2006
Posts: 1398
Location: Halfway back
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| Posted: Thu Apr 03, 2008 8:58 am Post subject: |
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Yesterday a colleugue (sp) said to me, "...I'm real sorry about your leg.." (referring to a no bodies fault but my own work scratch requiring a few stiches)
I replied, "Yeah whadja go and cut me for?"
(confused at his statement of appologee and mimicking the logic)
Then I thought that was a really stupid thing for me to say. Luckily he laughed it off with a comment that he didn't have a comeback...and a perplexed look.
(its nice to have a few safe people to screw up speech around non detrimentally)
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Tim_Tex
WP's Resident Simpsons and South Park Aficionado
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Location: Central Texas
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| Posted: Thu Apr 03, 2008 9:35 am Post subject: |
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I haven't really said anything today.
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9CatMom
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Joined: Jan 02, 2007
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| Posted: Thu Apr 03, 2008 9:54 am Post subject: |
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| Nothing yet. I haven't done all that much talking today. |
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Danielismyname
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| Posted: Thu Apr 03, 2008 10:00 am Post subject: |
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I don't say dumb things.
When I talk, it's for a specific reason and purpose. |
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dawndeleon
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Age: 31
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| Posted: Thu Apr 03, 2008 10:04 am Post subject: |
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| Too early yet......need coffee first. |
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KingdomOfRats
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Age: 24
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Location: Manchester
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| Posted: Thu Apr 03, 2008 10:15 am Post subject: |
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havent said anything verbally [non verbal fully, for past few days] but lately have been getting the speech software to say random swear words or the farting habits of some staff who think they;ve gotten away without anyone noticing or the ones who let out really loud ones on the toilet,staff said they wish had never got the speech software.
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SilverProteus
The years, no doubt, have changed me.
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| Posted: Thu Apr 03, 2008 10:31 am Post subject: |
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The day's still young for me, give me time. 
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DevonB
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Age: 40
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| Posted: Thu Apr 03, 2008 11:46 am Post subject: Stutters and such... |
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It's only 11:42....sigh....
Yesterday when a guy called and asked how I was, I actually answered with the truth instead of the obvious "fine, thank you". I was just caught off guard. Halfway through my litany of complaints I just stopped and said..."well, now you'll never ask that question when you call here again, will you?". He thought it was a joke. He laughed.
Thankfully my partner thinks most of what I say is hysterical...thank god....
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SilverProteus
The years, no doubt, have changed me.
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There, I said it. I said that hookwoms look like mutated fingers.
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Grey_Kameleon
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| Posted: Thu Apr 03, 2008 1:35 pm Post subject: |
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| Be patient, some of us woke up at noon this morning. |
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anbuend
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| Posted: Thu Apr 03, 2008 5:04 pm Post subject: |
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I can't remember, but I came up with several sentences today that were so badly garbled from overload that even people very familiar with me had no idea what I was saying.
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Mum2ASDboy
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| Posted: Thu Apr 03, 2008 5:07 pm Post subject: |
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Hm dumbest thing I have said today. Well it's only 10.05am and I'm the only one at home 
Altho I have been sarcastic when I was told "that's my number 5 bus" I told him "great yay"  |
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nicky
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Grey_Kameleon
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| Posted: Thu Apr 03, 2008 6:17 pm Post subject: |
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I can't think of anything else it could mean. 
I carried a rock for someone today. It might have been a trick. |
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