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DeanFoley
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 Posted: Tue May 06, 2008 4:16 pm Post subject: Leave Jesus alone! |
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Ok, while I am personally an Atheist, this is just a tongue in cheek parody. It's not to offend anyone  !
And how f***ing dare ANYONE abandon Jesus, after all he's been through! He lost his worth, he went through a death, he had 6 billion f***ing kids! His angel turned out to be a user, a cheater, and now he's going through a soul battle! All you people care about is...freedom, and basic rights! HE'S A GOD! What you don't realise is that Jesus is making you all this afterlife and all you do is write a bunch of crap about him! He hasn't performed miricales in years...his request is called ''faith'' for a reason because all you people want is EVIDENCE, EVIDENCE, EVIDENCE, EVIDENCE! LEAVE HIM ALONE! QQ...You're lucky he even died for you BASTARDS! LEAVE JESUS ALONE! Please...QQ...Richard Dawkins talked about benevolence and said if God was benevolent he would have pulled it off no matter what. Speaking of benevolence, since when is it benevolent to publically BASH someone who's going through a hard time! LEAVE JESUS ALONE! Please!...QQ...Leave Jesus Christ alone RIGHT...NOW!...I mean it!...Anyone who has a problem with him you deal with ME! Because he's not believed right now! QQ...QQ...QQ...QQ...Leave him alone...
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Kalister1
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| Posted: Tue May 06, 2008 4:18 pm Post subject: |
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 You need a youtube version to make it like the original.
:Buys you a blonde wig:
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DeanFoley
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| Posted: Tue May 06, 2008 4:21 pm Post subject: |
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| Kalister1 wrote: | You need a youtube version to make it like the original.
:Buys you a blonde wig: |
I would...if I had the shred of computer skill needed to make a video .
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z0rp
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| That Chris Crocker video got far too much fame... Sure, it was funny but it was way over viewed.. xD |
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KBABZ
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I often wonder why people don't think God has a sense of humor.
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digger1
I am the frontman of evil, Bobby!
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| Posted: Tue May 06, 2008 4:55 pm Post subject: Re: Leave Jesus alone! |
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| DeanFoley wrote: | | Leave Jesus alone! |
Yeah! What's he ever do to you? Or for you? Or with you?
Nothing!
Jesus and Snoopy and Urkel should be left alone just like all of the make believe characters!
Leave Jesus alone!
think for yourself |
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Kalister1
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digger1
I am the frontman of evil, Bobby!
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My brilliance has become a bit of a burden.
Maybe I should start my own religion. Yeah...
Making wheat into weed, water into Jack and making enough to go around.
do what I say without thinking for yourself. Go fourth, my children and bomb abortion clinics and oppress others in my name! Oh, and don't forget to have them write my gospel 400 fricking years after I supposedly die! |
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Who_Am_I
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*pokes Jesus with a stick*
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spudnik
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spudnik
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| KBABZ wrote: | | I often wonder why people don't think God has a sense of humor. |
if he made us , ya he would have a terrible sense of humor
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Kalister1
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Jesus for Aspies !
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Trugen
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| KBABZ wrote: | | I often wonder why people don't think God has a sense of humor. |
THE PLATYPUS IS PROOF ENOUGH
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nodice1996
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| Posted: Wed May 07, 2008 8:02 pm Post subject: |
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jesus can kiss my ***
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