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NeantHumain
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 Posted: Tue May 13, 2008 7:40 pm Post subject: A Forgotten Sector: Women with Chronic Flatulence |
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There is a segment of the female population that is surprisingly receptive to male inquiries. It seems our NT cohorts have overlooked them. These are women with chronic flatulence. Crack a window and read on!
These women have a rare disorder that makes them have to pass gas roughly every five to ten minutes—loudly. The stench can kind of be adapted to over time, so it's not as bad as you might think. They even have the beginnings of their own mainstream-rejected community! Much like our high-functioning aspies and lower-functioning autties, they have the longwinded and those who, "toot a short horn." Another similarity is social challenges. Right now, those with chronic flatulence are treated harshly: Acquaintances typically treat them as a potential friend, esteemed colleague, or confidant until one toot follows the next.
They offer a unique perspective, one I'm sure an aspie can appreciate. For example, one such woman I knew wrote a poem with a meter based on the regularity of her farts! Her life absolutely revolved around her magical self-maded music.
So would you date such a girl? |
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Toucan
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| Posted: Tue May 13, 2008 8:02 pm Post subject: |
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| Yes, is there a specialty dating site for these women? |
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IdahoRose
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Location: Boise, ID
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| Posted: Tue May 13, 2008 8:37 pm Post subject: |
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I'm a girl who farts a lot, but not every five to ten minutes.  |
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Averick
Anarchic Aberrational Anathema
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Age: 28
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Location: Sorry, I'm no Jedi.
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| Posted: Tue May 13, 2008 9:00 pm Post subject: |
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Nah eh.
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sgrannel
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| Posted: Tue May 13, 2008 9:06 pm Post subject: |
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Sure. It's not the worst problem a person can have. I'm sure it can be managed somehow. Things that make women undatable: character issues, major emotional problems, disinterest in relationships.
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slowmutant
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Somewhere, there is a fetishist who gets off on having women fart in his face. I swear it's true. Somewhere, there is a nasally abundant freak who will pay cash for this experience.  |
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Tim_Tex
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If I come across someone with that, she wouldn't have to worry--I'm quite flatulent myself.
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velodog
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| Posted: Wed May 14, 2008 3:34 am Post subject: |
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| - wrote: | | Yes, is there a specialty dating site for these women? |
LMAO |
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Blasty
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Location: Oregon
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| slowmutant wrote: | | Somewhere, there is a fetishist who gets off on having women fart in his face. I swear it's true. Somewhere, there is a nasally abundant freak who will pay cash for this experience. |
Reminds me of, "If you can imagine it, they've made porn of it."
I don't know who came up with that. If I remember right, there's also a scene in a silly movie called "Van Wilder" that is shockingly close to what you describe!
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LePetitPrince
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So our only hope for us single aspies is to go after women with genetic disorders and spreading genetic shitstorm by having kids who have 'autistic' genes WITH genes of other rare disorders?
No thanks.
There's too much population on earth already, so improving the future genes is adults' responsibility. No need to breed just to breed and just because we are a f***ing couple who wants to have kids like anyone else how matter what regardless how they're gonna born or how are they gonna live.
Think about the health impact that this may cause on your future descendants. Why we should be responsible in spreading more disorder-related genes to the future children? |
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sgrannel
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| LePetitPrince wrote: | So our only hope for us single aspies is to go after women with genetic disorders and spreading genetic shitstorm by having kids who have 'autistic' genes WITH genes of other rare disorders?
No thanks.
There's too much population on earth already, so improving the future genes is adults' responsibility. No need to breed just to breed and just because we are a f***ing couple who wants to have kids like anyone else how matter what regardless how they're gonna born or how are they gonna live.
Think about the health impact that this may cause on your future descendants. Why we should be responsible in spreading more disorder-related genes to the future children? |
But if you're not going to have kids, then getting together with someone with a minor defect would be perfect. Failing that you could, as Bob Barker would say, "Have your kids spayed or neutered."
I could go either way with the kids question. How many, if any, I have will depend on the soundness of my partner. If I have kids, I will be improving the gene pool. If I don't, I will be contributing to reducing the population. Maybe we need more tigers. Some people just need to get EATEN!
Velodog: I like the avatar. Is that who I think she is? Too bad she's too old now to have kids. If I got together with someone like her, minus the heroin, I would consider having a kid or two!
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Veresae
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My sensory defensiveness is intense, so I wouldn't be able to stand it unless the person was absolutely PERFECT in EVERY other way. The smell and the sound would distract and irritate me too much.
| slowmutant wrote: | | Somewhere, there is a fetishist who gets off on having women fart in his face. I swear it's true. Somewhere, there is a nasally abundant freak who will pay cash for this experience. |
Too true.
I hope, someday, to find a girl with a fetish for pimple scars.
Gotta be someone with that out there. XD
| Blasty wrote: | Reminds me of, "If you can imagine it, they've made porn of it."
I don't know who came up with that. If I remember right, there's also a scene in a silly movie called "Van Wilder" that is shockingly close to what you describe! |
Heh. I've yet to find decent porn of MY fetishes.... |
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