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lollylongs
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 Posted: Wed Jun 25, 2008 11:38 pm Post subject: Hey guys! |
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I've come to tell you something:
You see, I'm not who you think I am. I'm not even bloody female. This account and person was entirely fabricated for my own amusement based on annoying people I've met online over time. There's no lollylongs, and her picture is found if you type "emo girl" into google.
Anyone who believed this, you're dumb f***ing shits that can't bloody tell if someone taking the piss. Anyone who didn't, congratulations on being intelligent.
Cheers for the PMs of "support" though! Gullible twats.  |
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Phagocyte
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Nobody cares. Haw haw.
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Bluesummers
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| Posted: Thu Jun 26, 2008 12:00 am Post subject: Re: Hey guys! |
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| lollylongs wrote: | I've come to tell you something:
You see, I'm not who you think I am. I'm not even bloody female. This account and person was entirely fabricated for my own amusement based on annoying people I've met online over time. There's no lollylongs, and her picture is found if you type "emo girl" into google.
Anyone who believed this, you're dumb f***ing shits that can't bloody tell if someone taking the piss. Anyone who didn't, congratulations on being intelligent.
Cheers for the PMs of "support" though! Gullible twats. |
I'M A STALKER!!!!!
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Phagocyte
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Lolly went from a weirdo with too much time on his hands to a douchebag weirdo with too much time on his hands.
LOLZ FOOLED US!!!!
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lollylongs
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No sh**, I am indeed a weirdo with too much time on my hands. Thanks for that utterly great observation, Sherlock. 
8 pages on my stalker thread, who said I didn't fool anyone eh? Not to mention the countless PMs, especially from the horny Kaboomtwat. |
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Bluesummers
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| Posted: Thu Jun 26, 2008 12:13 am Post subject: |
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| lollylongs wrote: | | No sh**, I am indeed a weirdo with too much time on my hands. Thanks for that observation, Sherlock. |
Not so much weirdo, but loser. Weirdo's at least do something interesting with their time. But good job on being another hack! We're all laughing at you. So pathetic, it almost makes me want to not laugh...almost.
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lollylongs
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| Posted: Thu Jun 26, 2008 12:15 am Post subject: |
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| "Loser" maybe, but do I honestly care? I entertained myself at least, that was the goal. Many, many fine laughs indeed. |
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Bluesummers
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| Posted: Thu Jun 26, 2008 12:17 am Post subject: |
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| lollylongs wrote: | | Loser maybe, but do I honestly care? I entertained myself at least, that was the goal. |
A self-entertained loser...wow...I don't think it can be sadder than that. But kudos on your like 15 minutes of feeling good. Now go cry yourself to sleep, only to be continued when you wake up. No one loves you.
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Oh I see... You did it for the lulz eh? Nicely done.
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lollylongs
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Delusions, delusions...
It's ironic, since you guys always whinging about how others say you have "no lives" and "losers" yet you say I'm that to me?
Bloody hell, I never heard such dong in my life.
I'll cut 'n cry extra hard tonight because some spazz thinks I'm a sad loser and assumes that everyone thinks the same. If they do, then I did a fine job at annoying the hell out of you guys. Heh. |
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Bluesummers
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| lollylongs wrote: | Delusions, delusions...
It's ironic, since you guys always whinging about how others say you have "no lives" and "losers" yet you say I'm that to me?
Bloody hell, I never heard such dong in my life.
I'll cut 'n cry extra hard tonight because some spazz thinks I'm a sad loser and assumes that everyone thinks the same. If they do, then I did a fine job at annoying the hell out of you guys. Heh. |
Annoying us? Hell, this is entertainment at it's finest. Like, what you set out to do. Only, I'm laughing at you. As low as I've been in my life, I could never conceive being so sad as to do all this crap for a giggle or two over an ANONYMOUS WEBSITE.
There's nothing more entertaining than this. Please, join me in a laugh at your expense?
LOLEFFINGL you made me waste a few minutes when you spent far more than that to try and be cool. So really, who loses here? Post a laugh all you want, this will bother you. HAHA, loser.
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Phagocyte
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| Posted: Thu Jun 26, 2008 12:37 am Post subject: |
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| lollylongs wrote: | | No sh**, I am indeed a weirdo with too much time on my hands. Thanks for that utterly great observation, Sherlock. |
Don't forget douchebag!
| Quote: | | pages on my stalker thread, who said I didn't fool anyone eh? Not to mention the countless PMs, especially from the horny Kaboomtwat. |
Why the hell would you not fool everyone? This is the internet; this is hardly the weirdest thing any of us have seen. Do you know what kind of sick sh** gets posted on internet forums? Jesus Christ, if you're going through all the trouble to troll with false threads, at least top the "dog penis" thread. You disappoint me.
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Bluesummers
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| Phagocyte wrote: | | at least top the "dog penis" thread. |
Whoa, whoa. The dog penis thread cannot be topped.
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lollylongs
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a) You state the obvious over and over. I know this but I don't care.
b) I'm from zomg, if you're wondering.
c) Even if I failed, I failed. But at least I had fun and a few laughs.
d) If you knew I was some anonymous troll to begin with, why did you bother to post in my threads eh? |
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lollylongs
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| Bluesummers wrote: | | Phagocyte wrote: | | at least top the "dog penis" thread. |
Whoa, whoa. The dog penis thread cannot be topped. |
This I'll have to agree with.
But sorry, I wasn't intending to "top" anything. Done for a laugh, even if you guys think it was utterly sh**.
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