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j2xj2x
Deinonychus
Joined: Feb 13, 2008
Age: 17
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 Posted: Thu Jun 26, 2008 10:42 pm Post subject: Choose your weapon |
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Attack the last person who posted. Choose a weapon! Choose 2 weapons! Choose 3 weapons! 
Include actions if you are really sadistic.
Anybody thinking chainsaw? |
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pakled
"Bless his Heart"
Joined: Nov 13, 2007
Age: 50
Posts: 2724
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| Posted: Thu Jun 26, 2008 11:27 pm Post subject: |
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does it have to be real?...
I came up with a sci-fi weapon called a sun-tap. It's a transporter, with coordinates locked to the coronosphere (sp?) of the sun. You don't have to be accurate with a transporter lock, and it emits a beam of plasma at 20 million degrees, moving at miles per second. And you don't run out of ammunition for billions of years... |
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LabPet
Phoenix
Joined: Jan 05, 2007
Posts: 1738
Location: Alaska
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| Posted: Fri Jun 27, 2008 2:49 am Post subject: |
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Illudium Q-36 Space Modulator! (courtesy of Marvin the Martian). En guarde, pakled.
Quote from Marvin the Martian: "The Earth? Oh, it will be gone in moments. It obstructs my view of Venus."
Good we're on the Wrong Planet, which does not obstruct the view of Venus.
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Lab Pet, therapist slayer
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spudnik
Cheeky Monkey
Joined: Feb 20, 2008
Posts: 3332
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| Posted: Fri Jun 27, 2008 2:50 am Post subject: |
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Wet noodles at 20 paces
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Wilco
Toucan
Joined: Jan 01, 2008
Age: 16
Posts: 281
Location: Netherlands, Noord-Holland
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| Posted: Fri Jun 27, 2008 4:18 am Post subject: |
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| a hot spoon |
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Tim_Tex
WP's Resident Simpsons and South Park Aficionado
Joined: Jul 03, 2004
Age: 28
Posts: 20401
Location: Central Texas
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| Posted: Fri Jul 04, 2008 2:17 am Post subject: |
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an atomic bomb.
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richie
Ye Olde Bookwyrme
Joined: Jan 10, 2007
Age: 49
Posts: 11183
Location: Lake Whoop-Dee-Doo, Pennsylvania
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| Posted: Fri Jul 04, 2008 8:14 am Post subject: |
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.44 Caliber Remington Single Action Army black-powder revolver...
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coregazer
Velociraptor
Joined: Apr 22, 2008
Posts: 421
Location: Uk, England, Cheshire
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| Posted: Fri Jul 04, 2008 8:40 am Post subject: |
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i think im going to have to go with a giant fluffy pillow... like... really giant... okay... not that giant... just giant.. 
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QuantumCowboy
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Joined: May 14, 2007
Posts: 736
Location: Calgary, AB
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| Posted: Fri Jul 04, 2008 10:30 pm Post subject: |
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Three cat of pi tails, which more effective than a cat of nine tails.
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LabPet
Phoenix
Joined: Jan 05, 2007
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Location: Alaska
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RAT GUILLOTINE (yes, it's real! & I have one - I know you're jealous). I cleaned out the adjacent storage area by my neuroscience lab, and, behold: Rat/rodent Guillotine. Of course, I relocated it into my lab (cool-ness factor). Still has blood on the blades (not kidding).
I don't use the guillotine, ever, but it is used to harvest fresh (& I do mean fresh!) brains from live rats for neuroscience research. The subjects I use undergo perfusions, in essence mummufied, before I harvest.
Another made the observation that the rat/rodent guillotine could make a 1) handy kitchen tool (like for cutting carrots sticks, with precision) or a 2) wicked conversation piece 3) Halloween appropriate decoration.
You choose.......
This will cut off your cat of 3.14 tail! With finesse 
Hahahaha 
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Lab Pet, therapist slayer
Lab Pet's video: Autism is Synonymous with Science: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xYelVlA7kDw
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Tim_Tex
WP's Resident Simpsons and South Park Aficionado
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Location: Central Texas
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| Posted: Fri Jul 04, 2008 11:47 pm Post subject: |
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| richie wrote: | .44 Caliber Remington Single Action Army black-powder revolver...
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What, no Red Ryder?
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Balefire
Raven
Joined: Jun 20, 2008
Posts: 107
Location: Your computer screen, trying not to crash.
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The frighteningly ferocious power of the flaming "f*ck you" finger. (No offense to Tim_Tex, it is just an awesome weapon).
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LabPet
Phoenix
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Location: Alaska
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| Posted: Sat Jul 05, 2008 1:18 am Post subject: |
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| Balefire wrote: | The frighteningly ferocious power of the flaming "f*ck you" finger. (No offense to Tim_Tex, it is just an awesome weapon).
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Whoa! And happy 4th of July too.....THAT puts pyrotechnics to shame!
P.S. This is the best thread ever.
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Lab Pet, therapist slayer
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coregazer
Velociraptor
Joined: Apr 22, 2008
Posts: 421
Location: Uk, England, Cheshire
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| Posted: Sat Jul 05, 2008 5:59 am Post subject: |
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someones angry with the big man himself, im guessing its just the devil saying hi to god again, no biggy ;p
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blue_bean
Red in the face
Joined: Apr 14, 2006
Age: 24
Posts: 1164
Location: Mid North Coast, NSW, Australia
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This ferocious attack dog 
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