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Hodor
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Location: On a dumb island
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Ha! Is that your castle? Is that tiny shack your castle? I could lift it over my shoulder and stamp it into the soil, thou poverty-stricken swineherd.
I am here, and ready for battle. I have duly sharpened and polished my longsword to perfection. I am ready. Thou canst make the first move, unless thy legs are trembling at the fearsome sight of my (admittedly heavy and clunky) iron armour.
You know what, this armour really hurts. It's like being in a baked bean tin. Darn those mountain dwarfs only going up to size 13. 
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Le_Samourai
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Hahahahaha!!
You expect me to be intimidated by that? You look as if you are wearing children's clothing. No matter, I have prepared for this battle, and I'am ready to make you taste defeat you puny ill-nurtured horn-beast!
*Bows*
Now then, let us dance!
*Lunges for the first attack.*
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ImTheGuyThatDidThat
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...maybe i`ll challenge jawbrodt to a duel..
guess you pick the weapon then, but let me suggest
paintball guns, wearing only regular pants and a t-shirt,
no shoes  and lets try it in a swamp/forrest-thing
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MissConstrue
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If anyone wants to duel with me, they'll have to get through my undead husband first. I'm at this location.
And this is what my beloved husband looks like if you ever want a real duel. Although I think the odds of dueling swords with him are almost zero to none since he prefers the rather large stakes as his weapons of choice.
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jawbrodt
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Joined: Jan 27, 2008
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Location: Northcentral, Pennsylvania
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^You could do better than him. 
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Social_Fantom
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Location: In the shadows, waiting for my chance to strike
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| Posted: Tue Jul 01, 2008 11:50 pm Post subject: |
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Vlad Tepes 
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MissConstrue
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| Posted: Tue Jul 01, 2008 11:52 pm Post subject: |
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Yes people say mean things about him like Vlad the Impaler.
Can you believe that nonesense? 
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jawbrodt
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Who would name their kid Vlad?
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Social_Fantom
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You should hear what they say about him now.......
They call him a vampire
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MissConstrue
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Well his last name means Dragon.
I guess he duels dragons as well.
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Social_Fantom
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| Posted: Tue Jul 01, 2008 11:58 pm Post subject: |
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Or he secretly is one.
I've always wanted to be one. 
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ImTheGuyThatDidThat
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| MissConstrue wrote: | If anyone wants to duel with me, they'll have to get through my undead husband first. I'm at this location.
And this is what my beloved husband looks like if you ever want a real duel. Although I think the odds of dueling swords with him are almost zero to none since he prefers the rather large stakes as his weapons of choice.
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wow, i know that guy  i`ll give it a shot anyway - break out the swords and stakes hehe
*lets out a fierce battlecry and runs towards the castle* |
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mouapp
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THE BLACK KNIGHT ALWAYS TRIUMPHS!
naturally i cant find any good screen shots but rest assured this is a Monty python reference
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Hodor
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Location: On a dumb island
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| Le_Samourai wrote: | Hahahahaha!!
You expect me to be intimidated by that? You look as if you are wearing children's clothing. No matter, I have prepared for this battle, and I'am ready to make you taste defeat you puny ill-nurtured horn-beast!
*Bows*
Now then, let us dance!
*Lunges for the first attack.* |
Oof, what an insult. My clothing was, in fact, made by the same manufacturers as thine, except I did procure mine from the adult section. Which means that thy clothing is either: a) women's clothing b) children's clothing.
Your weapon is formidable but my skill, pace and discordant yodelling will cause me to be the victor. You warrant!
*blocks attack, does a dance and thrusts longsword forward*
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@jawbrodt - I'm called Vlad, don't you know You have just made me very upset...but I'm in the middle of battle right now so I'll just throw flour and egg over your cottage some time.
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AnonymousAnonymous
More Riddler than Joker
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Location: Portland, Oregon
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I call all my DB Cooper look-alikes
forward dressed as MissConstrue's Greta Garbo!
All 500 of them! 
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