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JohnHopkins
In no way offensive to anybody. Honest.
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From Fight Club:
"You are now shooting at your imaginary friend in a TRUCK FULL OF NITROGLYCERINE!" |
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sinsboldly
Free Range Aspie
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Age: 57
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Location: The Emerald Forest
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Emperor Joseph II: My dear young man, don't take it too hard. Your work is ingenious. It's quality work. And there are simply too many notes, that's all. Just cut a few and it will be perfect.
Mozart: Which few did you have in mind, Majesty?
Merle
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AnonymousAnonymous
More Riddler than Joker
Joined: Nov 24, 2006
Age: 18
Posts: 6216
Location: Portland, Oregon
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2001: A Space Odyssey
HAL: This conversation can serve no more purpose.
Goodbye.
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pakled
"Bless his Heart"
Joined: Nov 13, 2007
Age: 50
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"I didn't know there was a pool" - if it's what I think it is (havent' seen the movie), it's actually a line from Diamonds are Forever, where one of the toughs throws a woman out the window of a high rise hotel...
There's too many lines from too many movies here for me to narrow them down... |
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coregazer
Deinonychus
Joined: Apr 22, 2008
Posts: 352
Location: Uk, England, Cheshire
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eurotrip:
"this isn't where i parked my car!"
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liloleme
Deinonychus
Joined: Jun 09, 2008
Age: 41
Posts: 310
Location: California
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The Good The Bad And The Ugly
Tuco (sp?); "Hes tall, blonde, he smokes a cigar, and hes a pig" |
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MeshGearFox
Sea Gull
Joined: Jan 01, 2007
Posts: 229
Location: NYC
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What is your malfunction, soldier? You had best unf*** yourself or I will unscrew your head and s**t down your neck! -- Full Metal Jacket
Nazis. I hate these guys. -- Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade |
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spudnik
The Dude Abides
Joined: Feb 20, 2008
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Best Bruce Campbell lines
Hey baby, why don't you come on over to my pad. We'll have a Scotch and sofa. Crime Wave
Well, this is no time to stand here with my schnitzel flapping in the breeze. Hercules
True love never dies. It just hibernates, laying dormant like a cold sore waiting to fester. Hercules
Gimmie some sugar, baby. Army of Darkness |
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Cyberman
Phoenix
Joined: Apr 25, 2008
Posts: 624
Location: Telos
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Arsenic and Old Lace
Jonathan: "He wouldn't have died of pneumonia if I hadn't shot him!"
Octopussy
Khamal Khan: "Mr. Bond is a very rare breed... soon to be made extinct."
Khamal Khan: "You have a nasty habit of surviving!"
Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom
Indy: "WE... ARE GO-ING... TO DIE!!!  "
Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade
Indy "DON'T CALL ME 'JUNIOR.'"
Col. Vogel: "Vat does ze diary tell you zat it doesn't tell us?"
Henry Jones Sr.: "It tellsh me... that goosh-shtepping moronsh like yourshelf should try reading booksh inshtead of BURNING them!" |
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sinsboldly
Free Range Aspie
Joined: Nov 22, 2006
Age: 57
Posts: 7033
Location: The Emerald Forest
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Master and Commander: on the Far Side of the World
Capt. Jack Aubrey: To wives and sweethearts.
Officers: To wives and sweethearts.
Capt. Jack Aubrey: May they never meet.
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ToadOfSteel
Extremist Moderate
Joined: Sep 24, 2007
Age: 20
Posts: 2051
Location: New Jersey
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"Okay, if I decide to do this, I'm gonna need an unlimited supply of Xena tapes, and Hot Pockets"
-Rat, The Core (basically the only good line in that entire movie btw)
"AMERICAN COMPONENTS! RUSSIAN COMPONENTS! ALL MADE IN TAIWAN!"
-Lev Andropov, Armageddon
"HOW MANY FEET ARE IN A MILE? FIVE THOUSAND, TWO HUNDRED, AND EIGHTY! NOW YOU PICK THIS BALL UP, AND YOU RUN EVERY ONE OF THEM!"
-Coach Boone, Remember the Titans |
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sinsboldly
Free Range Aspie
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Age: 57
Posts: 7033
Location: The Emerald Forest
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Master and Commander: On the Far Side of the World
Capt. Jack Aubrey: [describing his first encounter with Lord Horatio Nelson to his officers] The first time that he spoke to me... I shall never forget his words. I remember it like it was yesterday. He leaned across the table, he looked me straight in the eye, and he said, "Aubrey... may I trouble you for the salt?
[all the officers roar with laughter; Aubrey himself is nearly in tears from laughing so hard]
Capt. Jack Aubrey: I've always tried to say it exactly as he did ever since!
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AnonymousAnonymous
More Riddler than Joker
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Age: 18
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Location: Portland, Oregon
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Hancock
John Hancock: His head will go up your ass and your head will go up my ass.
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Cyberman
Phoenix
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Location: Telos
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Master and Commander: On the Far Side of the World
Capt. Jack Aubrey: "Do you not know that in the service one must always choose the lesser of two weevils?"
The Mummy
Beni: "Please, think of my children!"
Rick: "You don't have any children."
Beni: "Someday I might."
Beni: "Hey O'Connell! Looks to me like I've got all the HOR-SES!!!"
Rick: "Hey Beni! Looks to me like you're on the WRONG side of the RIII-VERRR!!!"
The Fugitive
Dr. Kimble: "I didn't kill my wife."
Marshal Gerard: "I don't care!"
Mystery Men
The Invisible Boy: "We've gotta save Captain Amazing!"
The Blue Rajah: "Well, unfortunately, we've just KILLED him." |
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Kiski
Raven
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Age: 19
Posts: 113
Location: Galifrey
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The Gamers
GM - You're gonna backstab him with a ballista?
Nimble - Uh huh...
GM - With a f*cking siege weapon?
Nimble - Uh huh...
GM - Ok, there's gotta be a rule against this.
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