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IdahoRose
Imaginary Friend
Joined: Feb 25, 2007
Age: 17
Posts: 4247
Location: Boise, ID
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Napoleon Dynamite
Napoleon: "Tina, you fat lard! Come get some dinner! Come on, Tina. Eat the food. Eat the food. Eat the food!"
Napoleon: "What the flip was Grandma Doing at the sand dunes!?"
Kip: "Napoleon, don't be jealous 'cause I've been chatting online with babes all day."
Napoleon: "Can you bring me my chapstick?"
Kip: "No Napoleon."
Napoleon: "But my lips hurt real bad!"
Napoleon: "It took me three hours to finish the shading on your upper lip."
Napoleon: "This is pretty much the worst movie ever made."
Uncle Rico: "Y'know what Napoleon? You can leave!"
Napoleon: "You guys are retarded!"
Uncle Rico: "You think I can throw a football over them mountains?" |
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ManErg
Deinonychus
Joined: Apr 05, 2006
Posts: 374
Location: UK
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Repo Man:
Bud: "Look at 'em, ordinary f... people, I hate 'em. "
Also:
Miller: "The more you drive, the less intelligent you are. "
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MysteryFan3
Ex-COBOL dinosaur. roar.
Joined: Jun 09, 2007
Age: 51
Posts: 1358
Location: Indiana
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From Roxanne:
Dixie: What's a light year?
Charlie: Same as a regular year but with less calories.
From Galaxy Quest:
Jason: It's a rock monster, it doesn't have motivation.
Alexander: See, that's your problem, Jason; you were never serious about the craft.
(Actually, that whole movie could go in this thread.)
From Tremors:
Burt: Broke into the wrong G*d d**n rec room, didn't ya?
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Cyberman
Phoenix
Joined: Apr 25, 2008
Posts: 505
Location: Telos
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| Posted: Wed Jul 09, 2008 1:20 pm Post subject: |
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| MysteryFan3 wrote: | From Galaxy Quest:
Jason: It's a rock monster, it doesn't have motivation.
Alexander: See, that's your problem, Jason; you were never serious about the craft.
(Actually, that whole movie could go in this thread.) |
LOL, I love that movie.
Alexander: "I won't do it! I won't say that stupid line!"
Jason: "The show must go on."
Alexander: "Damn you... damn you!"
Alexander: "By Grabthar's hammer... what a savings."
Guy: "Hey, don't open that! This is an ALIEN PLANET! Is there AIR? YOU DON'T KNOW!!"
Gwen: "Everything's fine..."
Teb: "But the animal is inside-out... and it exploded."
Fred: "It's the simple things in life that you treasure." |
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Marko29
Yellow-bellied Woodpecker
Joined: Apr 05, 2008
Age: 10
Posts: 54
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Tonight We Dine In Hell-King Leonidas-300
Leonidas says it so loud that you have to say WOW!!!
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Ted Striker:Surely you can't be serious?
Dr.Rumack:I am serious,and don't call me Shirley
(Airplane)
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gbollard
the oncoming storm
Joined: Oct 06, 2007
Age: 39
Posts: 2914
Location: Sydney, Australia
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oooh Cyberman, you got a new helmet... nice...
- No, it's not a quote, just an observation about an avatar....
Ok... now for some quotes from Woody Allen's Bananas (1971) - A movie that I accidently watched because I got his box set for the other movies in it. I was glad I watched it 'cos it was really funny.
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Fielding Mellish: You cannot bash in the head of an American citizen without written permission from the State Department.
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Fielding Mellish: I once stole a pornographic book that was printed in braille. I used to rub the dirty parts.
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Sharon Craig: Differences of views should be tolerated, but not when they are too different.
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Fielding Mellish: I had a good relationship with my parents. They rarely every h-... I think they hit me only once, actually, in my whole childhood. They, they, uh, started beating me on the 23rd of December in 1942, and stopped beating me in the late Spring of '44.
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Fielding Mellish: I was a nervous child - I was a bed wetter. When I was younger, I, uh, I used to sleep with an electric blanket and I was constantly electrocuting myself...
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Fielding Mellish: We fell in love. Well, I fell in love - she just stood there.
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Fielding Mellish: I move for a mistrial! This is discrimination! Do you realize there's not a single homosexual on the jury?
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Esposito: From this day on, the official language of San Marcos will be Swedish. Silence! In addition to that, all citizens will be required to change their underwear every half-hour. Underwear will be worn on the outside so we can check. Furthermore, all children under 16 years old are now... 16 years old!
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Cyberman
Phoenix
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Posts: 505
Location: Telos
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| gbollard wrote: | | oooh Cyberman, you got a new helmet... nice... |
Heh, thanks... Actually, it's the same ultra-shiny "Silver Nemesis" helmet, except it's in the dark. 
And now for some quotes from one of my all-time favorite comedies...
The Impostors
Arthur: [after a failed acting scene] "You stole my death."
Mrs. Essendine: "Life without money is no goddamn life at all!!"
Marco: "I've never killed anyone before!"
Meistrich: "It's really not zat hard."
Meistrich: "Make a mistake like zat again, und I vill chop off your hands und let you drown IN YOUR OWN BLOOD!"
Arthur: "Oh no! We're going to die!"
Maurice: "Don't you see? This will be your great dramatic death!"
Arthur: "I DON'T WANT A REAL ONE!!"
Happy Franks: "Don't kid a kidder, kid."
Shiek [upon seeing Maurice in drag]: "In my country, we kill the insane."
Maurice [in drag]: "STOP! I'm a man!"
Sparks [still chasing him]: "And so am I!!" |
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little-bird
Snowy Owl
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Posts: 135
Location: up the faraway tree
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The Fifth Element:
Police Officer: Sir, are you classified as human?
Korben Dallas: Negative, I am a meat popsicle.
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Veresae
Putrescent And Flummoxed
Joined: Feb 25, 2006
Age: 20
Posts: 3094
Location: California
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| Cyberman wrote: | The Impostors
Arthur: [after a failed acting scene] "You stole my death."
Mrs. Essendine: "Life without money is no goddamn life at all!!"
Marco: "I've never killed anyone before!"
Meistrich: "It's really not zat hard."
Meistrich: "Make a mistake like zat again, und I vill chop off your hands und let you drown IN YOUR OWN BLOOD!"
Arthur: "Oh no! We're going to die!"
Maurice: "Don't you see? This will be your great dramatic death!"
Arthur: "I DON'T WANT A REAL ONE!!"
Happy Franks: "Don't kid a kidder, kid."
Shiek [upon seeing Maurice in drag]: "In my country, we kill the insane."
Maurice [in drag]: "STOP! I'm a man!"
Sparks [still chasing him]: "And so am I!!" |
Hahah, I love that movie. XD Meistrich is one of the most hilarious villains ever. "Lily lily lily lily...." "I see the thrill of the chase has made you...perspire. It has also made me...moist." "You are a wild beast and I must tame you!"
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Cyberman
Phoenix
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Posts: 505
Location: Telos
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^LOL, I agree...
Meistrich: "May I have zis honor?"
Lily: "Well, I--"
Meistrich: "EXCELLENT!!!"
| little-bird wrote: | The Fifth Element:
Police Officer: Sir, are you classified as human?
Korben Dallas: Negative, I am a meat popsicle. |
That line always cracks me up.  |
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Veresae
Putrescent And Flummoxed
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Location: California
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Quotes from Cemetery Man (also known as Delamorte Delamore):
[Francesco finds a zombie biker snacking on his living girlfriend. He pulls out his gun]
Girl: No, please don't! He's only eating me!
Francesco Dellamorte: Move aside.
Girl: Mind your business! I shall be eaten by whoever I please!
Francesco Dellamorte: I'd give my life to be dead.
[Francesco almost runs over a bicyclist]
Francesco Dellamorte: Don't worry, I'll get the next one.
Francesco Dellamorte: Hell, at a certain point in life, you realize you know more dead people than living.
Francesco Dellamorte: I can't forgive myself for having lied to you. I don't have a degree in biology. Never even finished high school. I haven't read more than two books in my whole life. One, never finished. And the other is the phone book.
Francesco Dellamorte: Death, death, death comes sweeping down, filthy death the leering clown, death on wings, death by surprise, failing evil from worldly eyes, death that spawns as life succumbs, while death and love, two kindred drums, beat the time till judgement day, an actor in a passion play, without beginning, without end, evermore, amen.
Francesco Dellamorte: Thief.
[chortles]
Francesco Dellamorte: You're a thief. You may have killed your wife and daughter. OK, I'll give you that. But it was me who knocked off the three girls. What are you doing stealing my murders? What kind of f***ing friend do you think you are? I suppose you thought you were doing me a favor...
[bright sunny day]
Francesco Dellamorte: The weather's gone bad again.
God I love that movie. XD |
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