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Mw99 Phoenix


Joined: Sep 13, 2007 Posts: 925
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MrMark Abstract Data Type


Joined: Jul 04, 2006 Age: 50 Posts: 9416 Location: Tallahassee, FL
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Posted: Sun Jul 06, 2008 10:33 pm Post subject: |
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Robot
You are 71% Rational, 0% Extroverted, 0% Brutal, and 29% Arrogant.
You are the Robot! You are characterized by your rationality. In fact, this is really ALL you are characterized by.
A lot of the questions were problematic.
"5. When I am trying to convince someone of something...
I usually appeal to their emotions, their faith, or their intuitions.
I usually appeal to their reason."
I don't do one or the other. I evaluate the individual for what will work best with them.
"9. Rationality is more important to me than emotions or feelings.
True.
False."
Neither one is more important to me. They're both important.
"13. I tend to be motivated mostly by my feelings or intuitions as opposed to my logic or reason.
True.
False."
I tend to be motivated by both.
etc. _________________
"Great knowing is slow and capacious, small knowing is sly and capricious. Great words blaze with distinction, small words amaze making distinctions."
- from The Zhuang-zi (Chuang Tzu) |
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liloleme Velociraptor


Joined: Jun 09, 2008 Age: 41 Posts: 402 Location: California
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Posted: Sun Jul 06, 2008 10:34 pm Post subject: |
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Haughty Intellectual
You are 86% Rational, 14% Extroverted, 43% Brutal, and 71% Arrogant.
You are the Haughty Intellectual. You are a very rational person, emphasizing logic over emotion, and you are also rather arrogant and self-aggrandizing. You probably think of yourself as an intellectual, and you would like everyone to know it. Not only that, but you also tend to look down on others, thinking yourself better than them. You could possibly have an unhealthy obsession with yourself as well, thus causing everyone to hate you for being such an elitist twat. On top of all that, you are also introverted and gentle. This means that you are just a quiet thinker who wants fame and recognition, in all likelihood. Like so many countless pseudo-intellectuals swarming around vacuous internet forums to discuss worthless political issues, your kind is a scourge upon humanity, blathering and blathering on and on about all kinds of boring crap. If your personality could be sculpted, the resulting piece would be Rodin's "The Thinker"--although I am absolutely positive that you are not nearly as muscular or naked as that statue. Rather lacking in emotion, introspective, gentle, and arrogant, you are most certainly a Haughty Intellectual! And, most likely, you will never achieve the recognition or fame you so desire! But no worries!
To put it less negatively:
1. You are more RATIONAL than intuitive.
2. You are more INTROVERTED than extroverted.
3. You are more GENTLE than brutal.
4. You are more ARROGANT than humble.
Compatibility:
Your exact opposite is the Schoolyard Bully. (Bullies like to beat up nerds, after all.)
Other personalities you would probably get along with are the Braggart, the Hand-Raiser, and the Robot.
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If you scored near fifty percent for a certain trait (42%-58%), you could very well go either way. For example, someone with 42% Extroversion is slightly leaning towards being an introvert, but is close enough to being an extrovert to be classified that way as well. Below is a list of the other personality types so that you can determine which other possible categories you may fill if you scored near fifty percent for certain traits.
That was pretty funny  |
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missboots Snowy Owl

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Joined: Oct 16, 2007 Age: 21 Posts: 166 Location: Las Vegas, NV
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Posted: Sun Jul 06, 2008 10:52 pm Post subject: |
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I'm apparently a robot.
You are 86% Rational, 0% Extroverted, 29% Brutal, and 14% Arrogant.
To put it less negatively:
1. You are more RATIONAL than intuitive.
2. You are more INTROVERTED than extroverted.
3. You are more GENTLE than brutal.
4. You are more HUMBLE than arrogant.
Compatibility:
Your exact opposite is the Class Clown.
Other personalities you would probably get along with are the Hand-Raiser, the Emo Kid, and the Haughty Intellectual. |
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KateShroud Phoenix


Joined: Feb 02, 2008 Age: 22 Posts: 1272 Location: Hotel California
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Posted: Sun Jul 06, 2008 11:08 pm Post subject: |
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| That was a fun test. I'm the robot with a short circuit. |
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NeantHumain Phoenix

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Joined: Jun 25, 2004 Posts: 3606 Location: St. Louis, Missouri
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Posted: Sun Jul 06, 2008 11:14 pm Post subject: |
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Robot.
Obviously false, my make and model was engineered to pass the Turing test and reach the other side of the uncanny valley. |
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TRUE Phoenix


Joined: Apr 21, 2007 Posts: 710
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Posted: Mon Jul 07, 2008 12:36 am Post subject: |
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Uh, this is so accurate, it's scary...
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Hand-Raiser
You are 71% Rational, 57% Extroverted, 14% Brutal, and 0% Arrogant.
You are the Hand-Raiser, that annoying kid in class who always had an answer for everything. No doubt, as a child you probably sat in the front of the class, anxiously waving your hand back and forth in the air while your teacher desperately tried to avoid calling on you because you were the ONLY f***ing kid that answered her questions. Clearly, the key traits of your personality are your rationality and your extroversion. You are like a little talkative calculator, in other words. You also tend to be rather gentle and less arrogant than most people. Your presence is a bane to everyone's existence, because you are too nice for your own good and you absolutely will not shut up. So what is your defect, then? Well, you're boring, and when you're not boring, you are just plain annoying with your ultra-logical responses and constant need to talk to others. So keep waving that hand in the air, son. I'm still not calling on you. You are too logical, you talk too much, and your humility and gentleness only makes me hate you more, because they make me feel like I almost SHOULDN'T hate you. But I do. Big time. And by the way, the more you wave your hand in class--your extended hand becoming nothing more than a blur as you insanely wave it, thinking we can't see it--the more smug satisfaction the teacher takes in watching the look of excrutiating pain cross your face as you agonize over not being called on, and the longer we'll wait to call on you, just because we absolutely love torturing you so.
To put it less negatively:
1. You are more RATIONAL than intuitive.
2. You are more EXTROVERTED than introverted.
3. You are more GENTLE than brutal.
4. You are more HUMBLE than arrogant.
Compatibility:
Your exact opposite is the Brute. |
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Samotnik Butterfly


Joined: Jan 17, 2008 Posts: 17 Location: UK - Gloucestershire
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Posted: Mon Jul 07, 2008 12:39 am Post subject: |
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Another Robot here.
I scored 0% on extroversion, higher than 13% of my peers??!
Thanks for this - I love his sense of humour. |
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Social_Fantom Unmasked

Joined: Feb 23, 2008 Age: 24 Posts: 11447 Location: In the shadows, waiting for my chance to strike
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Posted: Mon Jul 07, 2008 2:30 am Post subject: |
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Yet another robot here.
You are 86% Rational, 14% Extroverted, 43% Brutal, and 43% Arrogant. _________________ Our greatest glory is not in never falling but in rising every time we fall.
-Confucius
5th Sin: Wrath |
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Ford_Prefect Tufted Titmouse


Joined: Jul 03, 2008 Posts: 26 Location: In the heart of Europe
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Posted: Mon Jul 07, 2008 4:00 am Post subject: |
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I am robot - You are 100% Rational, 0% Extroverted, 14% Brutal, and 14% Arrogant.
0% extroverted? Yes! |
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aphonos Tufted Titmouse


Joined: May 25, 2008 Age: 28 Posts: 31
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Posted: Mon Jul 07, 2008 4:06 am Post subject: |
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Sociopath
You are 100% Rational, 0% Extroverted, 86% Brutal, and 71% Arrogant.
You are the Sociopath! As a result of your cold, calculating rationality, your introversion (and ability to keep quiet), your brutality, and your arrogance, you would make a very cunning serial killer. You are confident and capable of social interaction, but you prefer the silence of dead bodies to the loud, twittering nitwits you normally encounter in your daily life. You care very little for the feelings of others, possibly because you are not a very emotional person. You are also very calculating and intelligent, making you a perfect criminal mastermind. Also, you are a very arrogant person, tending to see yourself as better than others, providing you with a strong ability to perceive others as weak little animals, so tiny and small. You take great pleasure in the misery of others, and there is nothing sweeter to you than the sweet glory of using someone else's shattered failure to project yourself to success. Except sugar. That just may be sweeter. In short, your personality defect is the fact that you could easily be a sociopath, because you are calculating, unemotional, brutal, and arrogant. Please don't kill me for writing mean things about you! I have a 101 mile-long knife! Don't make me use it!
To put it less negatively:
1. You are more RATIONAL than intuitive.
2. You are more INTROVERTED than extroverted.
3. You are more BRUTAL than gentle.
4. You are more ARROGANT than humble.
Compatibility:
Your exact opposite is the Hippie.
Other personalities you would probably get along with are the Spiteful Loner, the Smartass, and the Capitalist Pig.
I'd never really thought of myself as brutal  |
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TRUE Phoenix


Joined: Apr 21, 2007 Posts: 710
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Posted: Mon Jul 07, 2008 6:07 am Post subject: |
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| Samotnik wrote: | Another Robot here.
I scored 0% on extroversion, higher than 13% of my peers??!
Thanks for this - I love his sense of humour. |
Go back and check out the graphs too. Just some random series of pointiness and nothing defining one of the variables. |
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Mon Blue Jay


Joined: Jul 03, 2008 Posts: 98 Location: Unknown
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Posted: Mon Jul 07, 2008 6:45 am Post subject: |
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| I'm a sociopath. Wanna be friends? |
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Sora Love all, trust a few

Joined: Sep 16, 2006 Age: 20 Posts: 2654 Location: Europe
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Posted: Mon Jul 07, 2008 7:10 am Post subject: |
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Class Clown
You are 43% Rational, 86% Extroverted, 100% Brutal, and 100% Arrogant.
You are the Class Clown. This means you wear grease paint and have a big, red nose...
I really need to stop thinking so literally...
Anyway, I MEANT to say that you are the Class Clown, and this means that you are extroverted, mean, and arrogant. You are not very rational, so you gravitate towards things that produce feelings or emotions over thoughts (like fart jokes or spitballs, for instance). You are also an extrovert and rather full of yourself, so of course you want constant attention for yourself and think you are somehow better than others. (Upon hearing the expression "you are full of yourself", you probably also slyly feel the need to ask women if they would like to be "full of yourself" too. I am assuming you have a penis. I often make that assumption, being fond of the penis.) You can also be a bit mean-spirited, and like a class clown you wouldn't hesitate to make a joke at someone else's expense, no matter how terrible it would make them feel. A lot of people probably find your antics annoying, sophomoric, and desperately histrionic. Like some sort of crack-taking hyperactive monkey, you'd do anything, mock anyone, just to get someone to pay attention to you for five seconds. So your personality defects are that you have to be the center of attention, that you don't care about others, and that you are rather irrational and motivated by intuitions. Now stop walking around with those books on your head and sit down this instant! Or else I'll be forced to stand here, hands on my hips, doing nothing once again! _________________ The trouble with having an open mind, of course, is that people will insist on coming along and trying to put things in it. Terry Pratchett |
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LostInEmulation Penguin

Joined: Feb 11, 2008 Posts: 1234 Location: Germany
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Posted: Mon Jul 07, 2008 7:24 am Post subject: |
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Spiteful Loner
You are 100% Rational, 0% Extroverted, 57% Brutal, and 43% Arrogant.
You are the Spiteful Loner, the personality type that is most likely to go on a shooting rampage. In high school, you were probably that kid who wore all black and who sat alone in a corner of the lunch room, drawing pictures of dead babies. You are a rational person and tend to hold emotions in very low-esteem; not only that, but you are also rather introverted, meaning you probably bury any emotions you feel deep inside yourself, like all of the bodies in your backyard. Combine these traits with your dislike of others and your brutality, and it seems that you would be quite likely to shoot innocent people in a rampage. Most likely, you also have low self-esteem. Hell, I get low self-esteem just looking at you. This is only yet one more incentive to go on a shooting rampage, because you wouldn't care if you died as a result. Granted, you probably haven't gone on a shooting rampage and probably never will, but all the motivations are there. All you need is for someone to push you over the edge, calling you names and belittling you. Like me. But don't shoot me. I have a 101 mile-long knife, you know. In conclusion, your personality is defective because you are too introverted, brutal, insecure, and rather unemotional. No wonder no one hangs around you, you morbid, cold-hearted freak!
To put it less negatively:
1. You are more RATIONAL than intuitive.
2. You are more INTROVERTED than extroverted.
3. You are more BRUTAL than gentle.
4. You are more HUMBLE than arrogant.
Compatibility:
Your exact opposite is the Televangelist.
Other personalities you would probably get along with are the Capitalist Pig, the Smartass, and the Sociopath. _________________ I am no native speaker. Please contact me, if I made grammatical mistakes in the posting above.
GENERATION 20: The first time you see this, copy it into your sig on any forum and add 1 to the generation. Social experiment. |
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