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MissPickwickian
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 Posted: Mon Jul 14, 2008 9:46 pm Post subject: Thimerosol: It happened, but it's over. |
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I keep seeing T-shirts about the evils of mercury in vaccines. They say things like "ban mercury now!" and "green our vaccines!"
I'm not one to believe that thimerosol caused (note the past tense) autism, but let's suppose for a moment that it did. Then let's remind the people that all use of thimerosol was stopped by government order in the year 2000. That's right: mercury has already been banned from vaccines! It has been for eight years. And syringes aren't predisposed to time travel.
So, if thimerosol caused damage to kids, it has stopped because it's gone. So we can all start getting the MMR again. Seriously.
GAAAAAAAAAAH! People are SO STUPID sometimes!
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Awesomelyglorious
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Thimersol: it has not even begun!!
Frankly, I doubt your assumption that syringes are not predisposed to time travel as I think that tachyon particles in the syringe itself connect the syringe to past syringes of a similar nature carrying along with them, particles, such as those of thimersol. Thus resulting in MMR vaccinations that cause autism.
Not only that, but mercury obviously did cause autism. Mercury a) is poisonous, and b) is put in by evil corporations. Given a) and b), we KNOW that autism is caused by mercury in vaccinations, QED.
Frankly, don't point fingers, MissPickywicky, 'cuz when you do, 4 fingers point to yourself.  |
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Kauf039
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*Reaches up to the keyboard after almost dieing laughing.*
OMG, Awesomelyglorious, I officially luv ya.
*Wipes tears from eyes while still giggling.*
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Awesomelyglorious
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| Kauf039 wrote: | *Reaches up to the keyboard after almost dieing laughing.*
OMG, Awesomelyglorious, I officially luv ya.
*Wipes tears from eyes while still giggling.* |
Yes!! It is official. I have it quoted for all of creation to see! No take backs! BWA HA HA HA HA!!!! |
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Rynok
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| Posted: Mon Jul 14, 2008 11:08 pm Post subject: |
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| Awesomelyglorious wrote: | | ...Frankly, don't point fingers, MissPickywicky, 'cuz when you do, 4 fingers point to yourself. |
[sarcasm]I'm just wondering if all Aspies are missing their opposable thumbs (or they point with them?)[/sarcasm]
You can't point with your index finger while at the same time have your thumb and middle/ring/pinky finger point at you. |
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Awesomelyglorious
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[sarcasm]I'm just wondering if all Aspies are missing their opposable thumbs (or they point with them?)[/sarcasm]
You can't point with your index finger while at the same time have your thumb and middle/ring/pinky finger point at you. |
You are right, *I* can't. MissPickywicky can though apparently, as I said she could. She is what we, the common folk, know as a freak. There was even some thought about selling her off to the circus when she was younger than she is now. Intense therapy has helped her overcome the fear of being sold to the circus after that. She still sometimes gets intense anxiety attacks when seeing circuses or clowns though. |
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CanyonWind
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Yes, yes, no need to question the mainstream view, since it makes perfect sense.
It's those autosomal genes, you know, the ones that are four times as common in males as in females.
And there's maybe something like twelve or thirteen of them involved, scattered all over the genome, acting independently, but they all produce the same phenotype.
Or something like that.
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earthmonkey
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| Posted: Tue Jul 15, 2008 3:09 am Post subject: Re: Thimerosol: It happened, but it's over. |
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| MissPickwickian wrote: | I keep seeing T-shirts about the evils of mercury in vaccines. They say things like "ban mercury now!" and "green our vaccines!"
I'm not one to believe that thimerosol caused (note the past tense) autism, but let's suppose for a moment that it did. Then let's remind the people that all use of thimerosol was stopped by government order in the year 2000. That's right: mercury has already been banned from vaccines! It has been for eight years. And syringes aren't predisposed to time travel.
So, if thimerosol caused damage to kids, it has stopped because it's gone. So we can all start getting the MMR again. Seriously.
GAAAAAAAAAAH! People are SO STUPID sometimes! |
Especially since the MMR never HAD thimerosal to begin with. That, and autism rates rise still.
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Shelby
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| You're all stupid. Mercury doesn't cause autism, Jenny McCarthy does. So she can sell more books and copies of Playboy. Duh. |
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DeaconBlues
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| Awesomelyglorious wrote: | | Frankly, I doubt your assumption that syringes are not predisposed to time travel as I think that tachyon particles in the syringe itself connect the syringe to past syringes of a similar nature carrying along with them, particles, such as those of thimersol. |
No, you're thinking of thiotimoline, not thimerosal...
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MissPickwickian
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Polio causes autism. 
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| Shelby wrote: | | You're all stupid. Mercury doesn't cause autism, Jenny McCarthy does. So she can sell more books and copies of Playboy. Duh. |
 Wait pr0n causes autism? The ratio might be a tad higher than 1 in 150.
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Awesomelyglorious
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| MissPickwickian wrote: | | Polio causes autism. |
No, no, no. That's puppies, not polio. I know they both begin with P, but they are *very* different! ..... I think.... |
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