Let's create the details for a fictitious (or not) empire.

Ana54

An Aspie empire, that is, where we are a savior to our people and take what we need from everyone else (like the National Socialist Movement minus the killing and racism!) With our own education, medical, etc. systems, and our own land, that we don't have to pay taxes on, like the Indians. So let's brainstorm every little detail of how we'd do it, and what the result would be.

Donations go to the starting of those of the following that need money:

Things AUTISTSinc can do to raise money for what we want to do

Donations online or
Door to door / in person donations – like set up a table somewhere, stand downtown with signs and cans
Sell tshirts – need to design, promote
Sell publications – need to compile, beg for submissions
Bake sales—cupcake, muffin, cookie, square, Danish, slice of cake—25 cents
Whole cake, pie, etc-- $3.00 (16 pieces)
Garage sales—book—50 cents
Piece of clothing-- $1.00
Toy—50 cents
Dish, cup, glass, utensil—75 cents
Ring, bracelet, necklace, pair of earrings, brooch, etc-- $1.00
Fundraising plays
Car washes
Fundraising barbecue
Fundraising walkathon with door-to-door pledge collecting
Fundraising talent show—get people to donate their time and talent
$8 per adult admission, $4 for children and seniors
-free refreshments
Fundraising sports games—soccer game one day, volleyball game another day, basketball, handball, badminton, hockey, tennis, bowling, lacrosse, running, swim meet, football, dodgeball, track and field. Donated baked goods, popcorn and coffee and tea for refreshments.
Fundraising swim-a-thon
Fundraising dinner—12 courses
$20 per person
Course 1—dollar-store pasta w/ dollar store sauce
Course 2—dollar-store bread with lettuce, tomato, mayo and cheese sandwiches
3-- dollar-store soup
4-- dollar-store something else
5-- dollar-store pasta (second kind) with dollar-store canned fish
6—dinner roll & butter
7—salad with lots of dollar-store olives, as well as lettuce, tomatoes, and cheese
8-- $-store tea biscuits or wafers
9—main course
10—cake made from $-store mix
11—butterscotch pudding (make it yourself)
12-- jello
Fundraising dance-- $8 per adult, $5 per child or senior
-free refreshments
-get a band or a DJ to donate their time
Fundraising ditch-the-kids day (babysitting with meals and activities)
Fundraising ditch-the-kids weekends (sleepover weekend camp)
Ditch the kids daycare/camp:
Get plastic bins and fill them with $-store and thrift store toys, games, sports equipment and craft supplies
Get cheap furniture from thrift stores
Get cheap snacks from the $ store
Activities to do with the kids: 1) free play time 2) games: duck duck goose, tag, wink murder, TV tag, Red Rover, frozen tag, Mother May I, hide and go seek, sports, pin the tail, computer games, Knights horses and Cavaliers, Larry Curly and Moe, Handshake Murder, What Time Is It Mr. Wolf?. Crafts: paper lanterns, making jewelry with junk and cheap $-store craft supplies, coaster-making. Making food, singalongs, other activities like nail doing and hair stringing.
Fundraising art fair
Fundraising garage sale
Fundraising spa day (manicure, pedicure, hair doing, massages, different-substance bath [choose from oatmeal, sherry, wine, spices, clay, mud, honey, etc]) Get $ store nail polish, makeup, etc. Use $ store honey, spices, etc.
Fundraising concert—get people to donate their time and musical ability
Fundraising seminars by Aspies, with refreshments

Books AUTISTSinc can publish:
Parenting / growing up aspie
The Revolution…

T-SHIRT designs we can sell:

I don’t suffer from autism, I enjoy it.

I don’t suffer from PDD-NOS, I enjoy it.

I stim, therefore I am.

Stimming helps me lose weight.

Stimming is good for my circulation.

I rock. (picture of boy rocking back and forth)

I took my Celexa today. (picture of school shooter in school with gun)
I took my Effexor today. (picture of guy dead on autopsy slab with bullet holes and other injuries)
I took my Zoloft today. (picture of party in autopsy room with the dominant feature being a girl dancing on an autopsy table holding its hose and spraying blood into the crowd, with a big grin on her face.
I took my Cipralex today. (picture of a burned, bullet-ridden corpse in a morgue drawer)
I took my Prozac today. (picture of party in autopsy room with ice and bottles of beer and iodine on one autopsy table, the dominant feature being a guy taking a swig of iodine and holding a can of beer)
I took my Paxil today. (picture of guy prancing along railroad tracks whistling and wearing his walkman, with the train right behind him)
I took my Luvox today. (picture of a woman in a mall with 100 shopping bags, in the mall, dangling from all 10 of her fingers and over both her wrists and arms)
I took my Pristiq today. (picture of a girl lying on an autopsy table laughing as the pathologists cut her open)
I took my Wellbutrin today. (picture of a swing swinging by itself and a girl on the ground with her head bashed open, smiling and laughing.
I took my Ritalin today. (picture of a kid sleeping at his desk during an exam with “Final exam, you have 2 hours” written on the board)

I took my Wellbutrin today. (picture of guy waving away a cigarette another guy is offering him, while inhaling lots of cigarette smoke in a bar)

I took my Shitalin today. (picture of a guy dozing in his seat on a plane with a ticket to Tampa, while people with tickets to New York board the plane and outside the window you can see Welcome to Tampa” on a sign.

I took my Hellbutrin today. (picture of a man waving away an offer of a cigarette in a very smoky bar)

I took my shitalopram today. (picture of a guy in full military gear happily shooting his comrades and Osama bin Laden and the Taliban alike)

I took my extrashitalopram today. (picture of a guy hanging from a noose with bottles of “escitalopram oxalate” on them scattered on the floor)

, floozy teen fluoxetine,

“It took my buck-u-uppo today.” (Picture of a man in the air on a lawn chair with helium balloons tied to it, with a glass of beer and a bottle of “Wellbutrin (bupropion hydrochloride”), while planes take off all around him, he’s over the airport )
Another one with the same slogan and pills but with a guy with the pills in his hand beating up another guy in a pharmacy)

I took my venom today (picture of a guy slumped over his desk with a bullet in his head and a gun on the floor next to a bottle of “Effexor (venlafaxine hydrochloride)”)

I took my Sexapro today. (picture of a bottle of Lexapro (escitalopram oxalate) )

Support Schapelle Corby t-shirts
“Support Natascha Kampusch”
“Karla Homolka
Elizabeth Smart
Jessica Lynch
Andrea Yates
Politicians

Ashes to ashes, dust to dust, life is short so party we MUST! (with party in morgue with someone dancing on one autopsy table and ice with bottles of iodine people are drinking on another autopsy table)

Life is short and then you die. f**k the world, let’s all get high!

Having a smoking section in a restaurant is like having a peeing section in a pool.

Razors (after the word, a picture of a razor) pain you, rivers (then a picture of a river) are damp. Acids (picture of an acid???) strain you. Drugs (picture of a bottle of pills) cause cramp. Guns (picture of a gun) aren’t lawful. Nooses (picture of a noose) give. Gas (picture of a cloud of gas) smells awful. You might as well live. (picture of a miserable-looking person).

Fan of (insert celebrity’s name and picture here)

Fan of (insert band or movie name here and picture of band or scene from movie)

Things to do to get started on that:

Make website
Get bank account
-and paypal
Write stuff for website
-need a mission statement and such – an intro to the public
Set up accounts with publishers (cafepress…)

Design in photoshop

Things that AUTISTSinc wants to say to the world:

-communicate a variety of ideas from the perspective of autistics.

Don’t treat us the same, but do treat us like we are equal to most people.
We may do things differently, but we do them just as correctly.
Just because we’re the minority doesn’t mean we aren’t just as right as you are.
We do notice when we aren’t shown respect. Maybe we notice different things, but we notice just as much.

Autists Incorporated wish list—what we want to buy

Apartment buildings for autistic adults and autistic families to own their own apartment and get free rent
Houses for autistic families
An old, now-defunct high school to make a kindergarten thru grade 12 school for autistics
The building of a new, multi-story wing onto the school with small rooms, each with their own bathroom, each for one student that is in the boarding school program.

Autists Incorporated School includes:
-always-welcome policy... no open house day; every day is an open house
-blue grad gowns and caps

General school:

-There is no signing in and out of classes. Students just carry radio-like things or at least a panic button with a GPS; when they press the button a light turns on at the office under their number, photo and name, and on the connected computer it gives their location so that security or, if location is out of school, police, can be dispatched to the area immediately

School spirit activities:
Cat Week, where everyone brings their cat to school
General pet week, where everyone brings their pet to school
Weekly Obsession Fair, with prizes for the best obsession project
Computer game competitions (one for each computer game), with prizes
Aspie parties at the school every Saturday and Sunday and on all holidays for the students, staff and families to come and socialize
Free Lectures at the school and anywhere else on request: students can opt to give lectures on their interests to a wider audience (warned in advance), including people from outside the school- e.g. one day someone could stand up and talk about 'famous poisoners from the 20th century', the next, 'types of knitting patterns...'..

School grounds include:

1. Private orchard and garden for students, staff and students’ families and other visitors to pick food out of
2. Study hall/quiet room
-no noise allowed
3. Cafeteria
-benches, tables, dishes, cups/glasses and utensils and trays are all blue and green
-special lunch program where we provide the kids with food they will eat, made and served the way they want it
-students may get a paid job in the cafeteria

4. Recreational computer room, stocked with computer games
-a club for each computer/video game, allowing for competition
5. On-site Chapters and Starbucks
6. Store selling school clothing and other school materials, all in the school colors blue and/or green and/or yellow, with the school’s name and logo. Profits go to the running/maintenance/expansion of the school.
-Students may get a paid job in the store.

-Products include:

Legwear:
Corduroy pants
Corduroy shorts
Corduroy knickerbockers
Sweat shorts
Cargo shorts
Jean shorts
Sweatpants
Cargo pants
Jeans
Sweatpant knickerbockers
Cargo knickerbockers
Jean knickerbockers
Sweat capris
Jean capris
Corduroy capris
Tights
Pantyhose
Knee socks
Ankle socks
Skirt
Skort
Boxer shorts
Snowpants
Rain pants
Leggings (to go under skirts)
Dress slacks
Longjohns
Thong
Ankle bracelet

General whole-body wear:
Dress
Jumper
Wetsuit
Drysuit
Apron
Housecoat
Tunic
Toga
Stola
Robe
Bathrobe
Kimono
One-piece female bathing suit
One-piece male bathing suit
Swim trunks
Bikini bottoms

Torso outerwear:
Cloak
Cape
Vest
Shawl
Windbreaker
Pullover hoodie
Button-up hoodie
Zip-up hoodie
crew-neck pullover sweatshirt
Button-up non-hooded sweatshirt
Zip-up non-hooded sweatshirt
Pullover woolen sweater
Button-up woolen sweater
Zip-up woolen sweater

Torso innerwear:
Blouse (long-sleeved)
Blouse (short-sleeved)
Polo shirt (long sleeved)
Polo shirt (short sleeved)
Dress shirt (long sleeved)
Dress shirt (short sleeved)
Turtleneck
Tank top
T-shirt (long sleeved)
T-shirt (short sleeved)
Halter top
Sweatbands for wrists and head
Ski jacket
Raincoat
Shawl
Bikini top
Brassiere
Sports bra

Headwear and hair/face products:
Bush hat
Watchcap
Head scarf
Baseball cap
Bonnet
Bandanna
Hair accessory pack
Temporary hair dye
Semi-permanent hair dye
Permanent hair dye
Hair extensions
Helmet
Earmuffs
Barrette
Scrunchy
Hair ribbons
Set of two hair clips
Pack of green, yellow and blue bobby pins
Visor
Toque
Earrings
Eye shadow
Sunglasses
Eyeliner
Mascara
Lipstick

Footwear:
Sneakers
Running shoes
Sandals
Flip-flops
Crocs (holey shoes)
Moccassins
Reef runners
Hiking boots
Rain boots
Winter boots
Roller skates
Knee socks
Ankle socks
Shoelaces

Neckwear:
Winter scarf
Neckwarmer
Tie
Bowtie
Necklace

Arm/hand wear:

Mittens
Woollen gloves
Waterproof mittens
Waterproof gloves
Fingerless work/sport gloves
Wristwatch
Bangle bracelet
Ring
Nail polish
Armband
Wristband

Other accessories:
Belt
Sache
Suspenders
Pin-on button
Patch
Elbow and knee pads
Piercing jewelry
Necklace/bracelet charm

Containers for possessions:
backpack
fanny pack
shoulder bag
clutch
change purse
wallet
purse
handbag
suitcase
briefcase
attaché case
duffel bag
rucksack
lunch bag
lunch box

School supplies:
Kitt box pencil case
Zip-up pencil case
Gluestick
Bottle of glue
Pair of scissors
Pencil eraser
Pen eraser
Pencil sharpener
Ruler
Geometry set
Highlighter (blue, yellow or green)
Pencil
Pen
Binder
Duo-tang
Folder
Calculator
Box of blue, green and yellow chalk

Other objects sold in store: tangle toy
books on autism, Asperger’s, anxiety and depression
wall coverings in every color for students to put in their bedrooms
Store includes a custom orders department.

7. Sensory therapy center with:
-deep bathing slab/tub
-supply of oatmeal, mud, clay, oils, lotions, soaps, shampoos, etc
-flashing Christmas lights
-more sensory therapy stuff
-hug machine
-restraint swing
-hammock
-massage chair
-Students may get a paid job in the sensory therapy center.

8. Office of empathetic psychiatrist, with a good stock of antidepressant samples and emergency drugs including ketamine, Zyprexa and Vicoden
-Students may get a paid job in the psychiatrist’s office.
9. Office of empathetic psychologist
-pamphlets and posters about all psychiatric and psychological issues, including ADD, ADHD, anxiety, depression and autism
-Students may get a paid job in the psychologist’s office.
10. Hallways lined with lockers, painted blue and green, classroom doors painted yellow, classroom doorframes painted blue and green, blue floor tiles
-WrongPlanet.net mural on one wall across the lockers
- Each student can have as many lockers as they want, as long as there are enough to go around.
-Students may get a paid job cleaning the halls.
11. One classroom per class, with:
-one desk per student and a computer on each desk
-each classroom painted with murals or if not, painted blue and green with some yellow too
Classes:
-each class co-taught by an aspie teacher and an NT teacher
-Students don't have to sit in class or turn in homework until the end of the year; just as long as they pass at the end of the year, they're good. Marks are given for participation but only on a progress report that looks exactly like a report card, not on an official report card.

-Optional classes that students can choose from:
1. self-defence
2. social skills
3. physical education- -in gym class, a sport lots of Aspies might like... like an obstacle course, where the Aspies imagine the evil bullies chasing them or whatever. Part of the PE class can be explaining why you have certain sensory needs that are different from others... if you bang your head because you need to relieve pressure, you explain that in your essay. After all, PE is supposed to increase the students' physical self-awareness!
4. art—this class paints Aspie-power murals all over the school
5. reporting—this class writes, puts together and publishes the school newspaper
6. public speaking-- -this class goes to elementary and high schools to give speeches about being Aspie and how it feels
7. autobiographical writing
8. visual communications-- makes movies that glorify Aspies, acting in them... the movies can be submitted to the independant film festivals
9. psychology
10. diplomacy and negotiation
11. sociology
12. criminology
13. programming
14. computer science
15. survivalism
16. art—you just do what you want and the teacher supervising decides your mark by artist’s intuition, rather than by rules
17.

-blue, green and yellow chalk in every class
-blue and green chairs and desks
-green floor tiles

Compulsory classes:
1. English—Harry Potter books as part of the curriculum
-The Outsiders as part of the curriculum
-X-Men as part of the curriculum
-Blade as part of the curriculum
-Band of Brothers as part of the curriculum
-other “we stand alone together”-themed books/movies

Rosenametaken on WP said: “I know how to make math fun.
English, too..... but it takes more than one curriculum, and it has to be individualized.”

This will also be a school for preschool thru college, if possible! A college where you get your own degree in whatever you damn well please, be it Holocaust history, Harry Potter studies, grizzly bear studies, Russian studies, big city studies, fairy tale studies, antipsychotic drug studies, etc. To prove you know your stuff you can give a lecture on it to anyone who's interested, and if the 1000 people attending agree you know your stuff, you get the degree!

12. Auditorium with blue and green curtains and chairs.
13. Gymnasium
14. Obstacle course/playground with tunnels, slides, swings, ladders, steps, stairs, ramps, catwalks, dumb waiter elevators, chutes, platforms, shafts, poles, bridges, nets, a mirror maze, pools of water of varying depths, a playpen full of balls that one slide slides into, a sandbox that one slide slides into, a mud bath that one slide slides into, a clay bath that a pole is over, a spice bath that another pole goes into, and a rice pit that yet another slide slides into… all in close concentration
15. Padded bungee-jumping room
16. Sunlight room with couches for lounging
17. Black room with couches for lounging in
18. Student lounge with couches and conversation pit and Nintendo, x-box, Game Cube, Playstation and other video games and arcade games

19. Library well-stocked with every book on every neurological and psychological disorder or disease there is
-Students may get a paid job in the library.

20. Sensory deprivation tank
21. Residential wing
- multi-story wing with small rooms, each with their own bathroom, each for one student that is in the boarding school program
-Separate dorms for those who wish to sleep at night, and for those who want to stay up playing video games and generally making a lot of noise.
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-We should also go to the hospitals and tell them, "We know the medical records of these children are confidential, but when they turn 11 can you please, please find them and send them a letter telling them they've been accepted at Slogwarts School of Autism and Aspergers?" Or whatever it'll be called.

Staff who actually look out for bullying and put a stop to it right away
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