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windscar15
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 Posted: Wed Jul 23, 2008 9:22 pm Post subject: Lamest Enemies Ever |
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Goombas
What these guys do? They aren't even worth the effort, oh but unless I smash them, they'll kill me without hesitation. I guess Bowser is importing help, eh?
Its a TIE!... Fighter! Along with Stormtroopers, and Jawas!
Tie Fighters are apparently flown by retards and seeing as how Stormtroopers aren't even that much of a threat in numbers (I don't they'll be very menacing in Force Unleashed, that's for sure) And there are Star Wars games that let you kill the little hooded bastards who sold Uncle Owen the one with the bad motivator. But when you finally live your sick dream, you'll find that they seem to have no will to live and throw themselves to your blaster, must be the hoods..
The Soldiers in FF7
These guys aren't paid enough for this crap, some dude with a huge-ass sword comes along and all I've got is this puny Machine-gun, well, guess I'd let him kill me too.
Pedestrians in GTA
These aren't technically enemies but hey can act like them at some points, this piss you off to the point where you end their retched existence with a twitch of your finger, did it make you feel any better? No because there are at least a million more assholes just like that guy you killed.
Any enemy from the Sonic games
They range from minor annoyances to cheap. I guess Robotnik thought he could trust his best-laid plans to the stupidest robots known to man who are only just roadblocks in the long run. That's what you get for using the roboticizer, might as well build em' yourself Robuttnik.
The Nerds from Bully
I never go after these guys because I feel like I'm attacking one of my own, but when I throw down with Algie, I can't help but laugh at how he thinks throwing a stink bomb gives him an edge over me.
Security Guards (aka. Rent-a-cops)
These fat middle-aged high school dropouts are hilariously under-equipped with a nightstick, taser, or pussy pistol or oversized flashlight they use as a compensation device for their small..Ahem. Let's you know where they stand on the law enforcement ladder, Oh wait I have to say Property Protection ladder. It's great making these guys rethink their career choices as I open up a shotgun into their guts. |
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Cyberman
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| Posted: Wed Jul 23, 2008 9:54 pm Post subject: |
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Terrorists: Am I really supposed to be afraid of a ragamuffin army? I prefer fighting an advanced, well-equipped enemy.
Generic zombies: They have minimal AI, no guns, and move verrrrrry sloooowly.
Robots/Mechs (Descent): Most of these enemies were pretty generic and not really memorable, IMO. While some were challenging, I mostly found them to be annoying.
Mercs (Far Cry): I call them "lame" simply because they're characterized as being really dumb, as evidenced by the taunts they yell out, like "I'm gonna open a can of whoop-ass on you!" and "How do you like THOSE apples?!"
Mercs (Unreal 2): Evil spacemen with guns. 'Nuff said. |
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Quatermass
Yahtzee's Protege
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Guards in many Metal Gear Solid games. Why don't they shoot you when they see you from a distance? Surenly a guy in a figure-hugging suit stands out. And in MGS3, wouldn't they know the scientist's faces off by heart?
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Bradleigh
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I agree that Goombas taken notice of, you just jump on them, it is stupid. Basicaly any mercineries that think that since the is only 3 of you that have been known to kill nombers larger then them with ease have got to be lame. Anything that decides to use a weapon that can be thrown back at the hero who speacilises in throwing things back. And of course the enemies that often walk into walls as aparently they only have eyes for you.
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LiendaBalla
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Andross from the game Star Fox. He's nothing but a giant ugly primate head that you fire on. It left me thinking "God! I went through the whole game for four days to get THIS?!"
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AS4Life
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| Posted: Wed Jul 23, 2008 11:55 pm Post subject: |
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nobody mentioned the staple of any RPG?
K guys Slimes.. especually green ones (the metal ones are bad@zz)
weakest guys in just about EVERY Japanese RPG in existance. |
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windscar15
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| Posted: Thu Jul 24, 2008 12:38 am Post subject: |
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| If you could name it, then it shouldn't be up there |
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ToadOfSteel
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Location: New Jersey
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| The gray prince in Oblivion... if you did the related quest, that is. I must have been standing there for 15 mins hacking away at him and he just sits there... |
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Bradleigh
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| Posted: Thu Jul 24, 2008 3:27 am Post subject: |
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| LiendaBalla wrote: | | Andross from the game Star Fox. He's nothing but a giant ugly primate head that you fire on. It left me thinking "God! I went through the whole game for four days to get THIS?!" |
Actualy if you get mission accomplishes in all the levels Andross turns out to be a giant brain, it is a bit harder then the robot.
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windscar15
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Honorable Mention
Brains In Jars
We seem to think that disembodied brains in jars have the ability to maintain all of their thought processes even in a bottle full of disinfectant. They never show you how they got into the jar and why they didn't just opt for a Frankenstein shell in the first place. I guess they like being incased in glass like some sort of gross hourdouvre.
The Hierarchs from Halo
These guys are pathetic, leading the most powerful religious group in the known universe must not be a physical job. They sit in hover-chairs barking orders for most of the game and arguing with either the Arbiter or each other and when the chips are down and the Flood show up, they fold like a deuce before a royal flush. Oh, your hover-chair has a shield, big wup, I can blast right through it, and I thought these guys were technologically advanced....
The Flood
These guys epitomize lame. They rip off the head-crabs from Half-life for one thing, second they're a pain in the ass to kill. The Flood is the reason why I sold all my Halo games to some snot-nosed fifth grader. Any mission with them is garbage, end of story. |
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corroonb
Sane Anarchist and Pacifist
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| The rats, wolves, bear and other agressive fauna in Oblivion. And mudcrabs are the worst invention ever. A tiny crustacean wants to take on a 7ft warrior carrying his weight in weaponry? Crazy crustacean. |
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Aspie_Chav
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| Posted: Thu Jul 24, 2008 12:02 pm Post subject: |
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| Cyberman wrote: | "How do you like THOSE apples?!"
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I think we( meaning you) spend too much time in these forums |
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windscar15
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| Posted: Thu Jul 24, 2008 6:15 pm Post subject: |
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I think he plays too many games  |
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Cyberman
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| Posted: Thu Jul 24, 2008 7:24 pm Post subject: |
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| Like you guys can talk. |
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SIXLUCY
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Games wish I could play em but truth is I hate any them games you talkin bout
Dont pay attention to em
They really annoy me
so I have no idea when people talk bout them kind of games..
What they mean 
Must be on Wrong Planet
Right Wrong..
Dont know
Dont Care
cause soon there's garna be lot of fun
n Im just fillin in time
No offense..
AS think too much |
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