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Diamonddavej
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A MAN is lucky to still have a penis after he inserted it in a metal park bench and became stuck, doctors say.
A dozen police and emergency services workers were called to a park in Hong Kong to rescue 41-year-old Le Xing from a highly compromising position, he tried to have sex with a park bench and got his penis stuck.
Emergency workers tried to drain some blood from Mr. Xing's body in an attempt to reduce his blood pressure and extricate him, but he remained stuck. Eventually, emergency workers cut the park bench from its foundations and poor Mr Xing was transported to hospital with the park bench still attached. It took another four hours to free him.
Unfortunately for Mr Xing, the entire rescue effort was filmed by news crews who descended on the park.
(Includes video footage - not for minors)
http://www.news.com.au/story/0,23599,24174888-23109,00.html |
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sgrannel
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| Posted: Wed Aug 13, 2008 7:39 pm Post subject: |
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Why, oh, why?
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jrknothead
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| Posted: Wed Aug 13, 2008 8:42 pm Post subject: |
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What's happened to the notion of romance? In my day, a man would give his park bench a glass of wine, and maybe take it out to dinner and a movie before commencing with the bench-boning...
I bet he won't even call the next day...
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Judith
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| Posted: Wed Aug 13, 2008 8:49 pm Post subject: |
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| Bet he didn't even bring flowers. |
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psmaster
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| Posted: Wed Aug 13, 2008 8:49 pm Post subject: |
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What is the world coming to when a man gets sexually aroused by inanimate objects such as benches? I bet the next story will be about a toaster he forgot to unplug!
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spudnik
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| Posted: Wed Aug 13, 2008 9:13 pm Post subject: |
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A picture of the park bench, it was noticeably upset, and is taking a few days off.
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everyxthing
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it said the bench was taken to the hospital with him so i dont think thats the bench.
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jrknothead
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| everyxthing wrote: | | it said the bench was taken to the hospital with him so i dont think thats the bench. |
I hope the bench wasn't hurt very badly...
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spudnik
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| Posted: Thu Aug 14, 2008 3:49 am Post subject: |
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| everyxthing wrote: | | it said the bench was taken to the hospital with him so i dont think thats the bench. |
No thats the bench, the maintence sign is where the boo boo is 
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slowmutant
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This story is a welcome relief from the whole China/Tibet thing.  |
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ShadesOfMe
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| Posted: Thu Aug 14, 2008 1:39 pm Post subject: |
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Wow, poor guy. maybe now he'll learn to do such things at home...without the bench.
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Judith
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| Posted: Thu Aug 14, 2008 2:21 pm Post subject: |
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| Ah, yes. And how many idiot perverts does it take to screw in a light bulb? |
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slowmutant
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| Posted: Thu Aug 14, 2008 2:24 pm Post subject: |
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Could a guy actually electrocute himself by having sex with a light-socket?
Not that I'm ever going to try it ... |
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Betzalel
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| This guy deserves an HM at least on the Darwin awards site If he is dumb enough to do something like this I'm sure Darwin will be hearing from him again soon. |
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Daran
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| Posted: Thu Aug 14, 2008 2:33 pm Post subject: |
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These stories are always popping up. The last time it was a guy who had to go to hospital because he got it stuck in the metal pipe of a vacuum cleaner. Anything with a hole in it....  |
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