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Eggman das Freak'n Techno Viking!

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Posted: Sat Aug 30, 2008 6:09 am Post subject: New religion/ |
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| How easy is it to start a religion? |
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iamnotaparakeet Alpha Parrot

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Posted: Sat Aug 30, 2008 6:21 am Post subject: Re: New religion/ |
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| Eggman wrote: | | How easy is it to start a religion? |
Carve some wood and give it a name. Use the leftover wood for heating your home/cooking.
Isaiah 44:9-17 _________________ Don't look back, because infinity is waiting. |
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Postperson The Daughter of Indifference

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Posted: Sat Aug 30, 2008 6:40 am Post subject: |
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just_ben Snowy Owl


Joined: Mar 30, 2008 Age: 19 Posts: 133 Location: That would be an ecumenical matter!
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I was hoping this thread would have Zakk Wylde in.
Yay! _________________ Let's play Bamboozled! |
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The_Cucumber Phoenix


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Posted: Sat Aug 30, 2008 8:13 am Post subject: |
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Depends, if your simply creating yet another interpretation of Christianity (or any other major religion) then it shouldn't be much tougher then your average nonprofit group. This is because you can simply be a legitimate theologian.
If you want to start a completely new religion, you need to portray yourself (probably falsely) as some kind of prophet. You then have to use complicated methods of coercive persuasion to win converts. You then have to endure being attacked by Militant Atheists and Christians at the same time. If you are trying to rob your followers, you have to hide it from authorities, I personally recommend swiss bank accounts. It's quite complicated and very difficult to get away with, I wouldn't recommend it. _________________ The improbable goal: Fear nothing, hate nothing, and let nothing anger you. |
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iamnotaparakeet Alpha Parrot

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Posted: Sat Aug 30, 2008 8:25 am Post subject: |
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Instead of all that, you could serve Mountain Dew!!!  _________________ Don't look back, because infinity is waiting. |
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prometheuspann Deinonychus


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greenblue ¸.·´´¯`··.¸.·´

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It's hard to think of a brand new one, I thought of one, but Scientology has already been started. I can't make a religion to worship Satan as a deity, among others, in the politheist sense, it wouldn't be original. _________________ Whoever undertakes to set himself up as a judge of Truth and Knowledge is shipwrecked by the laughter of the gods. ~Einstein. |
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Delirium Phoenix


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Ask L. Ron Hubbard. _________________ "Bodies are for hookers and fat people!" |
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Fnord Metasyntactic Variable

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Posted: Sat Aug 30, 2008 12:18 pm Post subject: |
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| prometheuspann wrote: | how easy is it to start a USEFUL religion?  |
BUWAHAHAHAHAHAH ... good one! _________________ The leaders of the American automobile industry have been amazingly consistent in their management philosophy, in that they have never missed an opportunity to miss an opportunity. |
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iamnotaparakeet Alpha Parrot

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Posted: Sat Aug 30, 2008 3:27 pm Post subject: |
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Any system of beliefs should be judged by the veracity and historicity of the truth claims made. _________________ Don't look back, because infinity is waiting. |
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Fnord Metasyntactic Variable

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Posted: Sat Aug 30, 2008 7:20 pm Post subject: |
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| iamnotaparakeet wrote: | | Any system of beliefs should be judged by the veracity and historicity of the truth claims made. |
BUWAHAHAHAHAHAH ... another good one! They just keep on coming... _________________ The leaders of the American automobile industry have been amazingly consistent in their management philosophy, in that they have never missed an opportunity to miss an opportunity. |
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Eggman das Freak'n Techno Viking!

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| aybe if I got corpoarte sponsering? |
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AdolfOscarMayer Yellow-bellied Woodpecker


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Posted: Sun Aug 31, 2008 3:13 am Post subject: |
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| Fnord wrote: | | iamnotaparakeet wrote: | | Any system of beliefs should be judged by the veracity and historicity of the truth claims made. |
BUWAHAHAHAHAHAH ... another good one! They just keep on coming... |
stop your useless spamming it contributes nothing |
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DentArthurDent Phoenix


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| AdolfOscarMayer wrote: | | Fnord wrote: | | iamnotaparakeet wrote: | | Any system of beliefs should be judged by the veracity and historicity of the truth claims made. |
BUWAHAHAHAHAHAH ... another good one! They just keep on coming... |
stop your useless spamming it contributes nothing |
Whats so different between 'agreed' and 'buwahahahahah' both mean the same thing and saying you agree with a comment is useful as it helps judge opinions. I would suggest that you stop being authoritarian because that is often not helpful. _________________ "I'd take the awe of understanding over the awe of ignorance anyday"
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