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coregazer
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Location: Uk, England, Cheshire
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 Posted: Tue Sep 09, 2008 4:11 pm Post subject: Destroy an object! |
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okay. heres the aim of the game. its kind of a stress relief (probably not... all that helpfull... in that sense...) but i guarantee it probably has some comical value  . just destroy an object any way you want be it humane, inhumane, immoral, illogical or yada ya. just... make it fun and also say why you want to destroy it . enjoy.
*puts fist through his air freshener wich occasionally hisses/sprays at him whilst on the bog*
(nobody hisses at me  )
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iamnotaparakeet
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*Lights a match in a swamp*
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*soaks myspace and mtv headquarters in gasoline. throws flickering matches at locations* 
*turns to the bob the llama* do your worst.
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TallyMan
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| By request. Soap shaped like little baby hands gets run over by a steamroller then scooped up and force fed to George Bush, killing two birds with one stone. |
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coregazer
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Joined: Apr 22, 2008
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Location: Uk, England, Cheshire
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| TallyMan wrote: | | By request. Soap shaped like little baby hands gets run over by a steamroller then scooped up and force fed to George Bush, killing two birds with one stone. |
*blinks* um... hate to inform you... but... goerge bush isn't an object... but still. atleast an object was killed in the process. so im down wid it
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TallyMan
Ghost in the machine
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| coregazer wrote: | | TallyMan wrote: | | By request. Soap shaped like little baby hands gets run over by a steamroller then scooped up and force fed to George Bush, killing two birds with one stone. |
*blinks* um... hate to inform you... but... goerge bush isn't an object... but still. atleast an object was killed in the process. so im down wid it |
But he isn't an intelligent life form, so maybe he is an object. He is definitely an object of much contempt around the world - does that count? |
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coregazer
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| TallyMan wrote: | | coregazer wrote: | | TallyMan wrote: | | By request. Soap shaped like little baby hands gets run over by a steamroller then scooped up and force fed to George Bush, killing two birds with one stone. |
*blinks* um... hate to inform you... but... goerge bush isn't an object... but still. atleast an object was killed in the process. so im down wid it |
But he isn't an intelligent life form, so maybe he is an object. He is definitely an object of much contempt around the world - does that count? |
*blinks*..... yes... yes it does... case closed. *puts his fist through a suit case*. case now open again
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Thatmew
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Joined: Mar 07, 2008
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Location: Texas, USA, North America, in Reality.
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I wish to destroy a waffle iron with a nine Iron, just to prove the laws of thermodynamics.
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| I burn the entirety of the world's onion crops. I abhor onions! |
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coregazer
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*flys to new york and throws crummy phone that is impossible to hear through out the window of a 25 story skyscraper*...
*then flys back home...* ...
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Shoots an Apple fanboy called Andrew from Boy Scout troop 346 with a .357 Magnum and walks casually out of the building as if nothing happened.
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LostInEmulation
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/me throws rotten tomatoes at all her C++ books!
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Location: San Marcos, Texas
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Dynamites the hill on Sessom St., flattening said road and creating a makeshift sidewalk in the process, thus making it traversible by foot.
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Nairin
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Location: In the shadows of my mind.
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*takes a knife*
*takes a thing of salt*
*douses in gasoline and lights a match*
You have no idea how much I need to do that. D8
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What does salt do when doused in gasoline and ignited?
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