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z0rp
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 Posted: Fri Sep 26, 2008 6:42 pm Post subject: The WP Religion. |
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This is not intended to offend anyone, it's an extension of this thread where we started making characteristics of a fake religion. This is intended for fun and nothing more.
So far this is what we've got for commandments:
1st Commandment - Thou shall not interfere with the lives of others for living differently then you.
2nd Commandment - Thous shall not live outside the law of limited competition.
3rd Commandment - Thou shalt not worship any Gods before me. (Except z0rp because he's a divine authority)
4th Commandment - Thou belongth to the world, not the otherway around.
We should do around 13 commandments, we also need a good creation myth, stories etc. We'll make our own gospel!
Also anyone may contribute to this, just make sure to read the latest posts in the thread as I believe after a period of time you're no longer aloud to edit your posts here, therefore I cannot update the first post of the thread every once in a while. |
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Orwell
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| Posted: Fri Sep 26, 2008 6:59 pm Post subject: |
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The Aspergian Island folks already came up with a whacky creation myth we could use.
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steelback
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| Posted: Fri Sep 26, 2008 7:36 pm Post subject: |
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Dang! I thought this was gonna be about WordPerfect. I miss WordPerfect!
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matrix
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| Posted: Fri Sep 26, 2008 8:23 pm Post subject: |
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| Orwell wrote: | | The Aspergian Island folks already came up with a whacky creation myth we could use. |
Wacky, but a very likable myth.
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ShawnWilliam
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| Posted: Sat Sep 27, 2008 2:32 am Post subject: |
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4th Commandment - Thou belongth to the world, not the otherway around.
what the hell is that supposed to mean..? What if I want to get in a space shuttle and go straight to the moon..? |
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chever
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| Posted: Sat Sep 27, 2008 2:44 am Post subject: |
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| Orwell wrote: | | The Aspergian Island folks already came up with a whacky creation myth we could use. |
Embarrassing bullshit; makes us look bad
I should note here that the Flying Spaghetti Monster is under Creative Commons licensing
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z0rp
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| Posted: Sat Sep 27, 2008 1:09 pm Post subject: |
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| ShawnWilliam wrote: | 4th Commandment - Thou belongth to the world, not the otherway around.
what the hell is that supposed to mean..? What if I want to get in a space shuttle and go straight to the moon..? |
Dunno, ask the guy who made it up, I only made up the 3rd Commandment which was basically just a rip-off of the Jewish 1st Commandment. |
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ShawnWilliam
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I don't want no stinkin religion!  .. unless we get to abolish the government, and it involves a new independant living.. where we are healthy, and responsible beings.. because we have Hemp!!
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One-Winged-Angel
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Garlicism is the true religion of WrongPlanet. For the Holy Monorail!
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Fnord
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The only true religion is the one that has no members.
Be true to yourself. Forget religion.
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