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Adrenaline
Sea Gull
Joined: Jun 19, 2008
Age: 46
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 Posted: Sun Oct 05, 2008 12:46 am Post subject: Puns |
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Someone digging in a garden or at work.
hey thats a dirty job but I guess someone has to do it, can you dig it?
I guess this means someones trying to get the (low down) dirt on you?
someone trying to dust you off?
Someone moving lumber from one place to another.
feeling a little board are we?
a rock rolls down a hill,
hey its rock and roll time.
someone digging a pit.
feeling down in the pits today are we?
Someone pushing a broom.
making a clean sweep of things today?
Some lady cleaning and cooking a fish.
someone smells fishy today.
somethings fishy. |
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pluto
Phoenix
Joined: Aug 27, 2006
Age: 48
Posts: 1068
Location: Paisley,Scotland UK
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So you think you're a big wheel,
she spoke
I wish I lived in the forest among the trees,
she pined.
Never fall in love with a tennis player,
Love means nothing to them.
Anyone who isn't pulling their weight,
is probably pushing their luck.
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kxmode
Velociraptor
Joined: Oct 15, 2007
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DeaconBlues
They call Alabama the Crimson Tide - call me...
Joined: Apr 22, 2007
Posts: 1594
Location: Earth, mostly
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| kxmode wrote: | | Warning: thread will consume your life... run, away! |
Thread will consume my life? Sew what? That's knot a problem for me. Quit needling me! Eye mean it!
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grinningcat
Snowy Owl
Joined: May 12, 2008
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| Posted: Sun Oct 05, 2008 3:52 pm Post subject: Re: Puns |
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As you know, there is no place like Gnome. That is Alaska time I will mention it.
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Those who don't hear the music, think the dancer quite mad.
"I don't speak girl" - Dr. Christina Yang
A locust is a grasshopper with attitude.
A barking dog is bravest in its own yard - Russian Proverb |
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kxmode
Velociraptor
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pluto
Phoenix
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Age: 48
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Location: Paisley,Scotland UK
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Would you like to meet for tea and scones,say around 8 pm ?
No,thank you,I never eat scones so late.
It makes me disconsolate.
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ValMikeSmith
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Joined: May 19, 2008
Posts: 488
Location: Stranger in a strange land
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Champagne is nicer than real pain, and
Shampoo smells better than real poo.
Sun Uranus Saturn The Moon.
Two wrongs make a fight.
Misery loves Company and makes Conformity.
Someday comes after Doomsday.
Half of the people in the world are below average.
Board meetings are never fun.
I think liverwurst is definitely the wurst.
Doughnuts would be nice with some doughbolts.
If there really was a tooth fairy, why the hell would he want to buy teeth?
Don't worry if you see flying saucers. We're just having a mad tea party.
I'm not suffering from insanity. I'm enjoying every minute of it. |
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CelticRose
Albatross!
Joined: Jul 20, 2008
Posts: 1087
Location: Mesa, AZ, USA, Third Rock from the Sun
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"I see," said the blind man as he picked up his hammer and saw.
(I love sight gags.)
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CatsareAwesome
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Joined: Oct 08, 2008
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Aarrggghhh! Puns! I enjoy making them myself, but they always seem intolerable coming from other people!  |
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kxmode
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9CatMom
Ailurophile
Joined: Jan 02, 2007
Posts: 5650
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| My cats are the ideal kitties! One might say they're purr-fect. |
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Aalto
Velociraptor
Joined: May 04, 2008
Age: 17
Posts: 404
Location: W. Yorks, UK
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What do you call an Irishman who steals your beer?
Nick McGuinness. |
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Mosse
Phoenix
Joined: Sep 23, 2008
Posts: 793
Location: In a cemetery, getting to know them before I join, forever...
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I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.
Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's all right now.
I couldn't quite remember how to throw a boomerang, but eventually it came back to me.
There was a sign on the lawn at a drug re-hab center that said 'Keep off the Grass'.
He drove his expensive car into a tree and found out how the Mercedes bends.
Police were called to a daycare where a three-year-old was resisting a rest.
A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital. When his grandmother telephoned to ask how he was a nurse said 'No change yet'.
A hole has been found in the nudist camp wall. The police are looking into it.
Show me a piano falling down a mineshaft and I'll show you A-flat minor.
A bicycle can't stand on its own because it is two-tired.
I didn't steal these puns!  |
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HD3H
The Lord and Master... Nemesis of DeLoreanDude
Joined: Sep 23, 2008
Age: 17
Posts: 2890
Location: Denmark
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| Posted: Sat Oct 11, 2008 6:35 pm Post subject: |
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Again a nice poem  |
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