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tdgkf
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 Posted: Sun Oct 05, 2008 12:08 pm Post subject: What do you call a cow with no legs? |
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patternist
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| ground beef? |
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tdgkf
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Yes.
What's ET short for? |
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extra terrestrial
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tdgkf
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Because he has such little legs.
People muck that one up all the time. They say, "What does ET stand for-- crap." |
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Alaspi
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pakled
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what do you call a man with no arms and legs? Matt
what do you call him if you throw him in the water?s Bob
'bout that level |
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digger1
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What do you call a man sucked into the fuselage of a jet?
Chuck.
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RaceDrv709
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I went to a fight and a hockey game broke out.
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tdgkf
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Fogman
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| pakled wrote: | what do you call a man with no arms and legs? Matt
what do you call him if you throw him in the water?s Bob
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What do you call him if you throuw him in the bushes? Russel
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Fnord
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Q: What do you call a woman with one leg shorter than the other?
A: Eilene
Q: What do call a man holding a shovel next to a large hole in the ground?
A: Doug
Q: What do call a man holding a shovel next to a small hole in the ground?
A: Douglas
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CatsareAwesome
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| pakled wrote: | what do you call a man with no arms and legs? Matt
what do you call him if you throw him in the water?s Bob
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Why Matt? Because he is square-ish, like a mat? (except for the head) |
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Tim_UK
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redears
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Where does a waitress with one leg work? IHop
Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left him |
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