JanuaryMan
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With that in mind Roxas, I'd like to beat all of them up if it's allowed in the rules 
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Roxas_XIII
Fortune favors the bold
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| Posted: Tue May 08, 2012 6:45 pm Post subject: |
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Be my guest. And while you're at it, give Shuji Ikutsuki from Persona 3 a good ass kicking. Smug bastard, thinks he's all that just because he can act funny and make bad puns while secretly plotting the end of the world?
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Boxman108
"Oh...it's just a box."
Joined: Jan 03, 2012
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Location: NH
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| Posted: Tue May 08, 2012 6:53 pm Post subject: |
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Not particularly ones I want to beat up, but characters who I dislike or hate:
-Ganondorf from Twilight Princess. It should have taken note of how The Wind Waker had some actual character development, but instead he was just put in the game without any thought and only to please "fans". Way to go and ruin both Zant's potential as well as the overall story.
-Pipit from Skyward Sword. He acts like he's the heroic good guy when really he's just a giant douche. There's never been another character quite so selfish or conceited.
-Not really characters, but the NPCs who help you out in Earth Defense Force 2017 can be incredibly stupid. They'll end up shooting each other, or even themselves with rockets if they don't hit me instead. Ugh.
-Noble team in Halo Reach. Pretty much the same problem with the EDF soldiers.
-Mori Kibbutz from GTA4. No need to really delve into why he's such a ****. At least I can be glad he got what was coming to him.
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NeueZiel
Seņorita Gamera
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Location: Kapustin Yar
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| Posted: Tue May 08, 2012 7:28 pm Post subject: |
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| Roxas_XIII wrote: | | Starrsy wrote: | | Whoever that kid is from Giftorcurse Picture. |
That would be Shinji Ikari from Neon Genesis Evangelion, which is, surprisingly, the one show about the end of the world where teenagers and their teenage problems are more important than, you know, the GODDAMN APOCALYPSE. |
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The show is a deconstruction of the super robot genre. That's kind of the whole point of the tv series and movies. You might enjoy Rebuild of Evangelion more because Shinji acts more..err.."manly" though he's stll Shinji. |
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xxZeromancerlovexx
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Location: Falling by the wayside...
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1. Belle from Final Fantasy Crystal Chronicles: The Crystal Bearers SHUT UP! AND STOP WITH THE CAMERA!!!!!
2. Bryan Fury from the Tekken series
3. Ryu from Street Fighter
4. Chris Redfield from Resident Evil: We have had just about enough of your "I'm so cool and tough..." personality!!!!!
5. That evil moose from PaRappa the Rapper: I'm ready for some moose burgers!
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ZX_SpectrumDisorder
Phoenix
Joined: Feb 25, 2012
Posts: 1608
Location: Ireland
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| Posted: Sun May 13, 2012 6:49 pm Post subject: |
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Every single character in the Killzone games.
I want to gut them. |
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xXSeaShellXx
Yellow-bellied Woodpecker
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Age: 23
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Location: Florida
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| Leon S. Kennedy from the Resident Evil games is the only video game character I would want to beat the crap out of. He wasn't so bad in Resident Evil 2 when he was just a random rookie cop trying to help civilians escape from a city of zombies, but ever since Resident Evil 4 he has become the epitome of an annoying cocky-personafied Gary Stu. I especially hate the way that he has been stealing the spotlight from other characters in the series such as Claire, Ada, and Chris, it's like every game (and movie) has to either be about him or mention him in some way. |
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lostonearth35
Phoenix
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Age: 39
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Location: Canada
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| Posted: Fri May 18, 2012 11:01 pm Post subject: |
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If I tried to fight most video game characters I would be DEAD. I'm not a video game heroine, I have no extra lives or power-ups, I can't regain my health by simply touching a first-aid kit or some food and I don't have super sonic speed or the ability to jump twenty feet off the ground! Also, unlike most female game protagonists I don't have a body like Jessica Rabbit and if I ran around in freezing weather in only short shots and a tank top I would probably die of hypothermia.
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lostonearth35
Phoenix
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Location: Canada
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| Posted: Sun May 20, 2012 4:47 pm Post subject: |
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-Actually, I would like to beat up Big the Cat. When I first heard him utter FROGGY, WHERE ARE YOOUUU??? I was ready to die. He talks and acts like the bastard son of Barney the Purple Dinosaur and Bullwinkle the Moose. And you fish while playing as him, how not exciting. I also hated Vector's voice from Shadow the Hedgehog: FIND DA COMPUTER ROOM!! He sounded so different and much better in Sonic Heroes. However I will defend Amy Rose, Rouge the Bat and Tails TO THE DEATH!
-The "peppy personality" girl animals from Animal Crossing: City Folk because they all keep saying "or whatever" during conversations. It's really annoying, I'd rather hear "doodle-duh" over and over. I also find Kapp'n kind of creepy. If your character is female, he does a lot of shameless flirting when you travel with him, and in the first game when he takes you to the island he may sing a song about how much he loves girls. Kapp'n is really a Kappa from Japanese folklore, and I looked it up on Wiki and it said they supposedly drown and eat children in the lakes and rivers that they live in and rape women!  I'm sure Kapp'n is harmless, though, it is an E-Rated game after all.
-The Greedy Mutant Kadoatie from Neopets. You spent hours in the Games room earning Neopoints, sold stuff you didn't want in your shop and even took your chances at the Wheel games, soon you will have enough to by a ridiculously overpriced paintbrush that will make your pet's boring basic color amazing! Then the Mutant Kadoatie shows up randomly and STEALS a ton of your NP!!! This is why I knew I had to open a virtual bank account. I also hate the Pant Devil and Boochie. I can't have any really rare items in my inventory because the Pant Devil could steal them, and Boochie can just appear out of nowhere and zap your pet into a baby, which is okay if you want them to be Baby and couldn't afford the paintbrush, but what if you just spent at least a million NP on a Faerie Paint Brush? ARRGH!!!
-I don't know why everyone else hates Toad so much. Yeah, I know in the first SMB game he tells you over and over the Princess is in another castle, but I think he's cute. I also like Yoshi, I think he's adorable. I have a blue and a pink Yoshi doll at home. And I like Peach too. Sorry! 
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Toxicity
Toucan
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Location: Ireland.... That's all you need to know
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| Posted: Tue May 22, 2012 5:52 pm Post subject: |
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Tidus from Final Fantasy X
Emo Dante from the new Devil May Cry
Just about every single Sonic character
Pegerino from Grand Theft Auto IV |
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Anarbaculardrop
Phoenix
Joined: Feb 01, 2012
Age: 16
Posts: 808
Location: Somewhere in the USA...which doesn't really help.
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-Jack from Homestuck. Wayward Vanguard is awesome...
-Zola from Girl Genius, since she was a stupid, whiny jerk.
-Adric from Doctor Who and Wesley Crusher from Star Trek, angst of the century. Thank god the Cybermen got Adric killed. Idiot.
I can't think of anymore.
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AlanSmithee
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| Posted: Sat Sep 29, 2012 12:48 pm Post subject: |
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| I would like to poison Master Xehanort into a violent seizure. |
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Magnus_Rex
A Superman in a Kryptonite World
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Location: São Paulo, Brazil
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The Dog from Duck Hunt.
Nah, I am joking. I actually like the way he laughs at player's failures while they helplessly curse him for his insolence.
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xxZeromancerlovexx
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| Posted: Sat Sep 29, 2012 5:56 pm Post subject: |
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All of the E4 from Pokemon Black and White.
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Mike1
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| Posted: Sat Sep 29, 2012 7:38 pm Post subject: |
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| Does the announcer from Mario Kart Arcade GP 2 count as a character? |
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