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Serissa
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| QuirkyCarla wrote: |
lol, I get it now...and thanks for the compliment...unfortunately i don't have a boyfriend...if I did I probably wouldn't be posting in this silly thread  |
I do but I like being an a--h---. I'll stop after one more little in-character post (I'm trying to pretend I'm a guy)...
"Well, it IS unfortunate that you don't have a boyfriend... but I can fix that very easily.
((I'm very very sorry. This is just a very very entertaining thread)) |
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Sanityisoverrated
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| Posted: Wed Nov 30, 2005 6:35 am Post subject: |
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| You need some duct tape. Duct tape fixes EVERYTHING! |
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Serissa
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| Posted: Wed Nov 30, 2005 8:17 am Post subject: |
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| Sanityisoverrated wrote: | | You need some duct tape. Duct tape fixes EVERYTHING! |
((This is totally off topic but)) I got my dad a duct tape-themed tee shirt for christmas!!!! |
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thatrsdude
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| Posted: Wed Nov 30, 2005 8:50 am Post subject: |
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| Serissa wrote: | | I got my dad a duct tape-themed tee shirt for christmas!!!! |
What kind of pick up line is that?!
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DivaD
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| Posted: Wed Nov 30, 2005 9:15 am Post subject: |
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I'll be your gorgonzola if you will be my parmesan...
well that's my cheesy chat-up line  |
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Louise
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| Posted: Wed Nov 30, 2005 9:37 am Post subject: |
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I want some duct tape! 
Any man who has duct tape, is under consideration.  |
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Knight-Errant
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| Posted: Wed Nov 30, 2005 2:13 pm Post subject: |
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| fancy sharing a hug? |
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Serissa
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| Posted: Wed Nov 30, 2005 8:06 pm Post subject: |
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| thatrsdude wrote: | | Serissa wrote: | | I got my dad a duct tape-themed tee shirt for christmas!!!! |
What kind of pick up line is that?! |
Tpppbbbtttt. I SAID it was off topic!!! |
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hecate
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| Posted: Wed Nov 30, 2005 9:20 pm Post subject: |
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*jumps on sanityisoverrated's lap and licks his face*
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Sanityisoverrated
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Wait, you seem to have my lap and face confused- ah, heh... never mind.  |
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hecate
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| Posted: Thu Dec 01, 2005 11:15 am Post subject: |
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| Sanityisoverrated wrote: | | Wait, you seem to have my lap and face confused- ah, heh... never mind. |
indeed, i have. thanks for pointing that out! 
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Knight-Errant
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| I wouldn't have pointed that out. |
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TheBladeRoden
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mm, my favorite mistake
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techstepgenr8tion
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Only try these if she knows you, knows your nice, and you can be sure she'd just take it as ribbing. More importantly, she has to be cool enough that you know she won't flake out:
Uggghhhh!! Your *IN* my *WAY*!!
(waitress at work brushes past me, bumps into me, etc.)
Waitress: sorry
techstep: Right...that's what they all say...
(bumped waitress accidentally with tray)
Waitress: Did you just touch my butt?
techstep: Nah, sorry if I got your hopes up.
(hostess broke a glass earlier in front of me and laughed about it earlier, is carrying back more stuff)
techstep: Here, I *really* think I should get that for you... |
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Sanityisoverrated
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Hello little girl... do you like candies? I bet you do. Come for a ride in my car with me and I'll give you a whole bag of candies! No, no... we won't tell your mother. Hahahahahahah!
Driver! The abattoir! |
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