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TallyMan
Ghost in the machine
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Bill's Gates are at the entrance of his drive 
Where is the sunshine?
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i_wanna_blue
Hulaballoo
Joined: Aug 10, 2008
Age: 24
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Over North and South America I would think.
Where are my stack of MAD mags?
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TallyMan
Ghost in the machine
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They got angry and left.
Where are my new shoes? (I keep walking around in old ones with a hole in because they are comfortable).
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The Sun has risen and set for millennia. I saw the first sunrise and will see the last sunset. I am everything and nothing, witness to all; the ghost in the machine.
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theimperiousdork
The Call Boy
Joined: Jul 08, 2009
Age: 23
Posts: 1894
Location: Manila, PH
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They walked themselves away from your sight.
Where is time for rest? |
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ProfessorX
Nobody's Hero :(
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Where is time for rest? Currently taking a coffee break..
Where is infinity?
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Col. John Wilder: We won't ruin it.
Maj. Jeff Spender: No? Us Earthmen have a talent for ruining things. If there are any Martians alive in those hills, they're going to grow to hate us.
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TallyMan
Ghost in the machine
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It is hiding inside your calculator. You can force it out by typing 1 divided by zero.
Where is my rain? The weather forecast said I was getting some today.
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ProfessorX
Nobody's Hero :(
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Where is my rain? The weather forecast said I was getting some today.
Answer--In the next couple of hours, just give it some time that's all Tallyman.
Where is my next post coming from?
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Col. John Wilder: We won't ruin it.
Maj. Jeff Spender: No? Us Earthmen have a talent for ruining things. If there are any Martians alive in those hills, they're going to grow to hate us.
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Erminea
'simplex sigillum veri'
Joined: Jul 18, 2008
Age: 39
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Location: Bergen op Zoom, Holland
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I don't where your post is coming from but this one comes from me. Location readable on the left.
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Where is my winter coat? (I need it for it's getting cold here.... location rea.... nah.) |
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TallyMan
Ghost in the machine
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Your Winter coat is currently on the back of twenty minx! 
Where have the walnuts disappeared to from my tree?
(Edit, just spotted my spelling mistake above... funnier with the error!)
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Giftorcurse
Sea Gull
Joined: Apr 14, 2009
Age: 15
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Location: Monster Island
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The squirrels anuses.
Where is Duke Nukem Forever?
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GODZILLAAAAAAAAAAAA!!! |
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ProfessorX
Nobody's Hero :(
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Where is Duke Nukem Forever? currently in limbo..
Where is my cellphone?
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Col. John Wilder: We won't ruin it.
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TallyMan
Ghost in the machine
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On eBay.
Where is my Commodore 64 computer?
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Thatmew
Team Rocket Scouter
Joined: Mar 07, 2008
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Location: Goldenrod City, Johto
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On Tallyman's desk.
Where are my glasses?
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Yes? What is it? Ok. Now that is good. |
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TallyMan
Ghost in the machine
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On the table full of wine
Where is my beer?
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Erminea
'simplex sigillum veri'
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I don't know. Have you looked in the squirrel's nest in said walnut tree? Probably the mudder fopper stole your walnuts also.
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Where is my faith in mankind? |
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