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Mithrandir
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 Posted: Tue Dec 13, 2005 1:55 am Post subject: For those with Piety |
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The question on the poll speaks for itself.
I find the question itself to be quite ironic.
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vetivert
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weeeeeellll...
can i add a third option? "what's the pay like, and do i get to wear something by Gaultier?" |
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Nomaken
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That'd be awesome! You mean the anti-christ is a job god can hire somebody to be? I want that job! Gimme gimme gimme!
What would be even better is if god asked me to be the anti-christ but i could NEVER tell anyone god wanted me to do that. So it would look like i was an anti-christ of my own twisted will!
I'd be honored if god asked me to do ANYTHING.
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psych
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Location: w london
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| Posted: Tue Dec 13, 2005 9:04 am Post subject: |
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id ask god;
a) what is your err... 'policy' regarding income-tax *wink*
b) will i get a staff discount?
c) could i choose to abstain from any administrative duties if i felt they were incompatable with my ethics? |
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Mithrandir
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| Posted: Tue Dec 13, 2005 12:09 pm Post subject: |
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Yes with the Anti-Christ you get all the perks.
ie leading an entire army.
For me the quesiton will be: Is it possible that nobody will be killed if I accept?
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Thagomizer
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This is the dumbest poll I've ever seen. It's like one of those stupid "Can God create a rock so big he can't lift it?" questions. It's a trap designed to create a false dilemma for believers. I didn't vote.
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vetivert
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| Posted: Tue Dec 13, 2005 4:41 pm Post subject: |
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| Thagomizer wrote: | | This is the dumbest poll I've ever seen. |
surely not?  |
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Thagomizer
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| Posted: Tue Dec 13, 2005 4:56 pm Post subject: |
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Okay, in this particular forum.
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anarkhos
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Location: Vancouver / Portland area
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| Posted: Tue Dec 13, 2005 6:34 pm Post subject: |
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| My creator already created me the way I am, so I'd give him a cock-punch before he could even get a word out. |
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mjs82
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 my head explodes from infinite loop paradox
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Mithrandir
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| Posted: Wed Dec 14, 2005 2:21 pm Post subject: |
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| Thagomizer wrote: | | This is the dumbest poll I've ever seen. It's like one of those stupid "Can God create a rock so big he can't lift it?" questions. It's a trap designed to create a false dilemma for believers. I didn't vote. |
I didn't intend it as a trap.
If it is the dumbest poll then I guess its up to someone else to beat it.
That "Can God create a rock so big he can't lift it" sounds like a good idea for a poll 
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vetivert
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can't i have any Gaultier, then?  |
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Mithrandir
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| Posted: Thu Dec 15, 2005 2:19 pm Post subject: |
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The Anti-Christ can wear anything that he/she wants.
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catwhowalksbyherself
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Hey, Thag, it's a joke, calm down.
Seriously though, no, because I would assume it wasn't God doing the asking. It's like Jesus being tempted in the wilderness, there are higher things on my mind right now. Though if the question was rephrased - I can get you what you want if you agree to worship the anti-christ - I would have a real dilemma.
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kevv729
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Simple answer is no. God would not ask it in the first place.
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