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QuirkyCarla
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 Posted: Sun Dec 18, 2005 6:08 am Post subject: Re: Good Pickup Lines |
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| ELLCIM wrote: | | newchum wrote: | | I would like to ask what are some good pickup lines which I can use with girls I would love to date in university next year. |
So, my advice would be to look for something quirky that you see someone doing, And exploit it! |
No one exploits my quirkiness  |
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mjs82
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| Posted: Sun Dec 18, 2005 7:18 am Post subject: |
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wear overalls, a wrench and have a large exposed crack
in a deep voice say:
"I'm a plumber. Can I fix your pipes?"
/me waits for the rotten vegetables to be thrown
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Sanityisoverrated
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| Posted: Sun Dec 18, 2005 11:50 am Post subject: |
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| mjs82 wrote: | wear overalls, a wrench and have a large exposed crack
in a deep voice say:
"I'm a plumber. Can I fix your pipes?"
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Or get thee a handlebar mustache, and try "I'm here to clean ze pool!" |
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ELLCIM
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| Posted: Sun Dec 18, 2005 11:23 pm Post subject: Re: Good Pickup Lines |
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| QuirkyCarla wrote: | | ELLCIM wrote: |
So, my advice would be to look for something quirky that you see someone doing, And exploit it! |
No one exploits my quirkiness |
You look pretty angry in your avatar photo! What are you mad about? |
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Soma
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One I've had, by some loser at a dance, "Are your eyes a maze? Cause I'm lost."
One of my older friends has had some of these. *noticing a run in her stockings* "Is that a stairway to Heaven?" "Wanna share a sheet?" *in a uni lecture* and "Love the dress, may I see what's under it?"
Any more 
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AbominableSnoCone
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| Posted: Mon Dec 19, 2005 1:43 am Post subject: Re: Good Pickup Lines |
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| ELLCIM wrote: | | QuirkyCarla wrote: | | ELLCIM wrote: |
So, my advice would be to look for something quirky that you see someone doing, And exploit it! |
No one exploits my quirkiness |
You look pretty angry in your avatar photo! What are you mad about? |
Really? It looks like a smile to me, but I can't really tell
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