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Is Awesomelyglorious a Zoroastrian?
Well duh! 0%  0%  [ 0 ]
Oh my goodness, he is!! 25%  25%  [ 1 ]
I AM VOTING FOR DENTARTHURDENT! 75%  75%  [ 3 ]
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08 Jun 2010, 10:06 pm

The Daily Atheist wrote:
On the basis of liberal Presbyterian support, "deep throat", and neo-bayesian statistical analysis, it is almost 100% certain that candidate for Wrong Planet's "Most Strident Atheist", Awesomelyglorious, is in fact a retro-monotheist.

This paper cannot stand the thought of the "Alpha Plus Atheistic anti-theist" using their post to make such a regressive move as establishing Zoroastrianism as the world religion.

WE ENDORSE DENTARTHURDENT! HE IS STRIDENT!! !


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08 Jun 2010, 10:17 pm

Look, should we really take the word of a Canadian on something this important?



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08 Jun 2010, 10:21 pm

Awesomelyglorious wrote:
Look, should we really take the word of a Canadian on something this important?


If you were really a STRIDENT atheist, you would know that the "Daily Atheist" isn't based in Canada. Since you're a Zoroastrian, you don't!

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08 Jun 2010, 10:25 pm

Master_Pedant wrote:
If you were really a STRIDENT atheist, you would know that the "Daily Atheist" isn't based in Canada. Since you're a Zoroastrian, you don't!

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No, but you are.

Even further, no respectable reporter or thinker could ever support an Islamo-Marxist, so we know your story is bunk.



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11 Jun 2010, 1:43 pm

Well, well, a Zoroastrian.

As opposed to a Zorro-Australian?