King/Queen of the hill [Game]

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I looked through like, then pages of this section and didn't see anything similar. Please correct me if I am wrong

King/Queen of the hill is a game which purpose is for you to become king or queen on the hill, using various ways to get the above poster off the hill.

Example:

Poster1: *Runs up the hill and plants a flag there* and then he/she states "My hill!"
Poster2: *Runs up the hill, tosses a ball past Poster1 and watches Poster1 run down the hill* then he/she states "My hill!"

And so on. Use your imagination to get the previous poster off the hill, and to state that its your hill now.

3..2..1.. GO!

Gives sivri a special batch of homemade brownies. Special because it's secret ingredient is Ultra Strength Laxative - For horses and other large animals. After just one bite the call of nature leaves the hill unoccupied...

Therefore. My Hill!! !!

*fetches a pitchfork and a torch, collects some crazy farm people and charges the hill in the best leeroy jenkins style. After yelling "boo" the hill is left empty*

My hill

Rings the dinner bell.

So if Sivri goes for the dinner bell, the hill has not been reclaimed.

My hill!

*shouts, 'Hey, look!'*

My hill!

Starts twirling around singing "The hills are alive..." and everyone runs away screaming.

My hill.

Builds an all bacon restaurant at the bottom of the hill.

My hill.

Hires lightly-dressed hot waitresses for the bacon-restaurant, and makes them drag Capper7 off the hill.

My hill

*Buys the Bacon-Restaurant and forces Capper7 and Sivri out of the hill*

This is My Hill!

Cries out "My hill" Noes!" and then pursuades aliens to mysterically kidnap MinatoTea off the hill.

My hill!

Set off a bomb in the nearby fault line, causing an earthquake, and knocking Sirvi off the hill.\


My Hill!

*Builds a gaint shelter (Any attack proof) for MinatoTea Himeself, forcing everyone out*

MA HILL!

*hires a large amount of giant digging machines, and moves the hill to a new location without taking Minato's shelter with*

My hill!