Three-person Jokes

Chris · Sea Gull Joined: Nov 17, 2004 Posts: 237

I just love three-person jokes! Laughing

Here's an example:

Okay. There's a brunette, a redhead, and a blond. They're sitting around talking about who the cutest boys are, when suddenly, a man comes up with a camera man behind him and says, "Hi, ladies! With recent technology, people can now travel to any planet they want to. Now, if you could go to any planet what planet would you go to?"
He holds a microphone to the brunette. "I'd, like, want to go to Jupiter, because it, like, matches my hair."
"Very good." the man says. "What about you?" He hold the mike up to the redhead.
"I'd, like, want to go to Mars, because it, like, matches my hair." she says.
"Great idea!" the man says. "And you?" He holds the mike up to the blond.
"I'd, like, want to go to the Sun, because it, like, matches my hair!" she says.
"Gee, it's pretty hot up at the sun. Aren't you afraid you'll burn up?" he asks.
"Well, like, duh! I would, like, go at night!"

Sorry if I offended anyone. I just think it's funny.

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