Autism is a Disease & Aliens!

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[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CDl9ZMfj6aE[/youtube]

No matter what you say to some people they are offended in the autism community. Unless you submit to their specific views not just of them but all people with autism even if you have autism like me and disagree. I will outline a few subjects and would like your input. The intent is to find humor at times and people just get to angry over things.

1. Asperger's Syndrome (Ass Burgers) - I have found very few people that do not pronounce it as if the nose was someones butt. If that were the case people would often smell pooh. This is a coincidence I think and I think a good response when someone seys the word Asperger's Syndrome and then look up ass burgers on the internet and people find insult is the following. I do not have burgers coming from my bum.

2. Autism is like being an alien. Just say ET tried phoning me home but my mom didn't pick me up and the mother ship never came.

3. People with autism are like a lost tribe of Aspergia and they want to genocide us like in WWII with prenatal testing abortion. Just say you have a really big imagination.

4. Christians hate anything with "isms" in the word and therefore hate autism and want to rid the planet of us. I made this one up because of an old story online that may or may not be true about Christians thinking autism was the devil and trying to do an exorcism. That word has an "ism" too.

5. People think I have an infectious disease because I have autism. Oh yeah so is love.

The point is lighten up. Watch the music video on the top of this post. Please respond to this post about other social issues and this autism comedian will come up with something. I got this idea from a few Jewish comedians on the news today.

Ha! You're style of humour amuses me. It's different. I wonder if my humour come across as so weird and dry.

I don't get your humor and find your way with words utterly bizarre and incoherent. Nice to meet you.

I've actually felt like an alien at times. Sometimes, I even wondered if I came from an alien world.

I like the video but I can't see what it has to do with the point you're trying to make

I'm sorry that's classified material in my imagination.

- Mother Ship

We've got to have a sense of humour about ourselves. If we don't laugh at ourselves, nobody will.

You mean....prenatal tests for autism abortion are not a genocide plot???
Well at the least it is a cheap shot in finding a solution for autism to just prevent autistics from being born.

I am not paranoid, I just dont have any illusions when it comes to humanity. Of course, I have brain injury from an infant formula that was recalled by the FDA and that company then sold its defective products overseas, threatened doctors not to testify and made anyone who got money from them to sign a statement that they would not release any info to the media or they have to give the money back. Later on in life, my mother is stalked because of her work as a civil rights advocate and is nearly killed many times...and people wonder why I have no illusions.

i love that song!