are there any british women from uk looking for american?

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10 Jul 2011, 3:49 pm

ok im 20 have aspergers diagnosed am a good lookin white guy looking for friends overseas in jolly old england. i have a prepaid fone card with 500 uk minutes and i would like to find a lovely lady to talk to. i live in america but british women i would prefer. If your feeling down let me come to your emotional rescue. I want to comfort you and treat you special and jus talk on the phone every night when we get home! hopefully one day we can be married but for now lets meet and greet. oh and btw the accent is charming and lovely and your light skin and sense of style I like alot!:)



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10 Jul 2011, 4:04 pm

Sounds a bit weird.

Any part of the UK in particular?

(And there are lots of British accents I would find anything but 'charming'.)



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10 Jul 2011, 4:09 pm

I'm stuck more on the time difference. Depending on where he is in the U.S., there's a five- to eleven-hour time gap...



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10 Jul 2011, 4:10 pm

mv wrote:
I'm stuck more on the time difference. Depending on where he is in the U.S., there's a five- to eleven-hour time gap...
im on the 5 hour time gap it could be longer if you call hawaii



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10 Jul 2011, 4:10 pm

True. So if you were to ring her at 6pm in the US, that would mean at least 11pm-12am in the UK. You'd have to ring on weekends.



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10 Jul 2011, 4:11 pm

focusfactor wrote:
mv wrote:
I'm stuck more on the time difference. Depending on where he is in the U.S., there's a five- to eleven-hour time gap...
im on the 5 hour time gap it could be longer if you call hawaii
whats your name im brian?



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10 Jul 2011, 4:12 pm

My name is, "I'm much too old for you, and I live on the East Coast of the U.S." Pleased to meet you!



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10 Jul 2011, 4:12 pm

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True. So if you were to ring her at 6pm in the US, that would mean at least 11pm-12am in the UK. You'd have to ring on weekends.
well its 5 oclock here what time there? are you a lady? whats your name tell me about yourself?



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10 Jul 2011, 4:14 pm

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True. So if you were to ring her at 6pm in the US, that would mean at least 11pm-12am in the UK. You'd have to ring on weekends.
whats your name?



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10 Jul 2011, 4:16 pm

Hi, my name is Waynetta. I am a typical English rose, with a fabulous sense of style. Pleased to meet you.

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10 Jul 2011, 4:19 pm

Henbane wrote:
Hi, my name is Waynetta. I am a typical English rose, with a fabulous sense of style. Pleased to meet you.

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lol is that really u? whats your name? im brian



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10 Jul 2011, 4:22 pm

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(And there are lots of British accents I would find anything but 'charming'.)

I find most, if not all, english-speaking accents less than charming.



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10 Jul 2011, 4:22 pm

well im being serious looking to find a nice gurl. come on i mean we fought in every war together



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10 Jul 2011, 4:22 pm

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Henbane wrote:
Hi, my name is Waynetta. I am a typical English rose, with a fabulous sense of style. Pleased to meet you.


lol is that really u? whats your name? im brian


No not really. My point is that you might have a somewhat stereotyped idea of what British women are like. We vary a lot, just like American women. Anyway, I'm too old for you, and just as unsuitable as Waynetta. Good luck.



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10 Jul 2011, 4:25 pm

This is all a bit weird.

In these times of Skype and MSN etc., why waste money on international telephone calls, anyway?

OP, why did you buy that phone card? :lol:



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10 Jul 2011, 4:27 pm

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well im being serious looking to find a nice gurl.


British women vary a lot, and an awful lot of them are just rough as hell, with most of their teeth missing.

And the woman in the photo is Kathy Burke. ;)