rabbitears
BLUE PARASAUROLOPHUS WHISPERER
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Age: 21
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Location: In a box of chocolate milk mix.
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 Posted: Mon Mar 19, 2012 4:33 pm Post subject: Dream Job? (In a completely unrealistic way) |
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I made a post just now on GARTS, and TenPencePiece joined in, so I thought I'd make a bit of a light hearted game of it.
My dream job:
Parasaurolophus / Plesiosaur Whisperer at Jurassic Park
My duties include ensuring general dinosaur wellbeing around the park and taking care of the Parasaurolophi especially, whilst drinking copious amounts of Chocolate Milk in order to stop the dinosaurs from ingesting it, as it is bad for their digestive systems. I am also a trained Parasaurolophus and Plesiosaurian psychologist. Although no Plesiosaurs are on public view in the park (they are very reclusive animals) they are kept in a private aquarium in which they thrive.
What's your dream job then? It can be as unrealistic and far-fetched as you like. (Although mine most definitely isn't  )
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Parasaurolophus, Plesiosaurs, Dinosaurs, Pterosaurs, Music, Tuna, Chocolate milk, Oreos, Blue things
Parasaurolophuscolobus. Parasaurcolobus. Colobusaurolophus.
....And Nunchucks are my friends.
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CockneyRebel
Mick Avory, Sensitive brown-eyed Sweet Pea
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Age: 38
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Location: In a quiet and peaceful garden, where gentle Mick Avory-like Sweet Peas grow.
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MONKEY
Sunshine Groovetrip
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Age: 20
Posts: 9775
Location: Stoke, England (sometimes :P)
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| Posted: Mon Mar 19, 2012 4:40 pm Post subject: |
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I would have multiple.
I mentioned on GARTS that I would be queen of bonobos, visit bonobo communities and do queen things like shake their hands and stuff.
I would also be a landlord to a luxury block of flats inhabited by orangutans.
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rabbitears
BLUE PARASAUROLOPHUS WHISPERER
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| Posted: Mon Mar 19, 2012 4:47 pm Post subject: |
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| CockneyRebel wrote: | | A Time Machine Builder. I'd build a time machine for anybody who wants one and sell them for $300 each. |
Surely it'd cost more than $300 just to build one. 
How could you make a profit margin on that? 
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Parasaurolophus, Plesiosaurs, Dinosaurs, Pterosaurs, Music, Tuna, Chocolate milk, Oreos, Blue things
Parasaurolophuscolobus. Parasaurcolobus. Colobusaurolophus.
....And Nunchucks are my friends.
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rabbitears
BLUE PARASAUROLOPHUS WHISPERER
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Age: 21
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Location: In a box of chocolate milk mix.
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| Posted: Mon Mar 19, 2012 4:49 pm Post subject: |
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| MONKEY wrote: | | I would also be a landlord to a luxury block of flats inhabited by orangutans. |
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THINGS I LIKE
Parasaurolophus, Plesiosaurs, Dinosaurs, Pterosaurs, Music, Tuna, Chocolate milk, Oreos, Blue things
Parasaurolophuscolobus. Parasaurcolobus. Colobusaurolophus.
....And Nunchucks are my friends.
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MONKEY
Sunshine Groovetrip
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Age: 20
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Location: Stoke, England (sometimes :P)
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| Posted: Mon Mar 19, 2012 4:50 pm Post subject: |
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Loads of people will buy the time machines! Though the downside will be that the world will be in utter chaos and historians would give up because history will keep changing constantly. Also many christians will be disappointed because they can't find jesus anywhere.
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VicSage
Yellow-bellied Woodpecker
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Age: 33
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Location: Ireland
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| Posted: Mon Mar 19, 2012 4:58 pm Post subject: |
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| MONKEY wrote: | | Also many christians will be disappointed because they can't find jesus anywhere. |
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IdahoRose
Imaginary Friend
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| Posted: Mon Mar 19, 2012 5:38 pm Post subject: |
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My unrealistic dream job would either be:
1) Working on a movie with Tim Burton and Johnny Depp that would be a massive crossover of all the movies they've done together
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2) A breeder of real-life My Little Ponies |
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Uprising
Phoenix
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| Posted: Mon Mar 19, 2012 5:51 pm Post subject: |
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Underground music festival organizer.
Creator of the largest soundsystems known to mankind.
Like creating a soundsystem the size of a house and placing it next to a house. |
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MONKEY
Sunshine Groovetrip
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Location: Stoke, England (sometimes :P)
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| Posted: Mon Mar 19, 2012 6:59 pm Post subject: |
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| Uprising wrote: | Underground music festival organizer.
Creator of the largest soundsystems known to mankind.
Like creating a soundsystem the size of a house and placing it next to a house. |
I don't think you'll be popular with the neighbours.
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GrimmRomance
Velociraptor
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Location: Randers, Denmark
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I just want to be a world-famous writer, a badass witch in the Harry Potter universe, a Time Lady and the creator of all kinds of interesting afterlives.
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nick007
old-skewl fan-boy
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Age: 30
Posts: 9732
Location: was Louisiana but moved in with my girlfreind in Vermont
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Lace-Bane
Wandering Fortress
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Age: 26
Posts: 1298
Location: Coos Bay, OR... Public Library
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Being a famous metal guitarist... Seriously unrealistic... since I have so many phobias, no friends to play with, and playing my music loud scares me a great deal
It is however, the only thing I've ever wanted to be or do... well... not exactly be famous, but to be a guitarist in a metal band 
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Solvejg
i wear a fez now, fez's are cool
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1. Being on a stargate team dedicated to paleontology on other earths and comparing to earth prime.
2. Being a slider. I will take over wade's spot on the team, except I have no interest in being taken to a breeding colony. |
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thedaywalker
Phoenix
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| Posted: Wed Mar 21, 2012 5:18 am Post subject: |
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| i once asked this to a friend of mine first thing he said was "i would be a b***h f****" i would probably be a magician |
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