Ryginar
Tufted Titmouse
Joined: Apr 08, 2012
Posts: 41
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 Posted: Thu Apr 12, 2012 2:05 pm Post subject: Nonsensical limericks go here |
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Somewhat like the one that's in my signature. 
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babybird
I lost my whistle in '95
Joined: Nov 12, 2011
Age: 40
Posts: 5632
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The spider was sat on the ceiling,
The cat thaught it looked quite appealing,
So she jumped off the chair,
And into the air,
In a manner that looked liked cartwheeling.
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babybird
I lost my whistle in '95
Joined: Nov 12, 2011
Age: 40
Posts: 5632
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Babybird sat in her nest
Preening her beautiful crest
Along came a breeze
It blew though the trees
So she knitted herself a string vest.
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DeaconBlues
They call Alabama the Crimson Tide - call me...
Joined: Apr 22, 2007
Posts: 3911
Location: Earth, mostly
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There once was an old man from Rome
Who never could finish a poem.
"The problem, I find,
Is that I never quite rhyme,
So by the time I get near the end, I just say to heck with it, and give up the whole stupid process."
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