Cash__
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 Posted: Sat May 26, 2012 11:25 pm Post subject: 5/27/2012 End of the World |
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In case you haven't heard. Tomorrow, 5/27/2012, is the end of the world according to this prophet in the Worldwide Church of God.
may 27,2012
And if you mock him, you will get cancer. (I don't see why that would matter if the world is ending.)
I'd love to stay and talk about it, but there are only a few more hours to get some quality looting in. |
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Nexus
Seems legit...
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Location: On I2
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| Posted: Sun May 27, 2012 12:24 am Post subject: |
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It's the 27th here for a while now and all is ordinary. I noticed a few doomsayers lately have been selecting May as their month of choice in the last few years.
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slave
Always stuck between 13-38Hz and tired of it.
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Location: Dystopia Planetia
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| Posted: Sun May 27, 2012 1:34 am Post subject: |
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See you on may 28 2012.
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Kraichgauer
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| Posted: Sun May 27, 2012 1:45 am Post subject: |
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I'll be sure to mention all that at church tomorrow, so we can all get a laugh from it.
-Bill, otherwise known as Kraichgauer |
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tuffy
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| Posted: Sun May 27, 2012 8:24 am Post subject: |
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It's certainly a nice day for it.  |
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HisDivineMajesty
Carolingian Emperor Extraordinaire
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Location: Planet Earth
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| Posted: Sun May 27, 2012 8:28 am Post subject: |
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| Can't we postpone the end of the world until next week, when temperatures drop below scorching and I can loot without getting sweaty and tired? |
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naturalplastic
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Location: mid atlantic coast usa
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| Posted: Sun May 27, 2012 8:48 am Post subject: |
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Its too dangerous to loot because my local merchants and homeowner neighbors dont - you know- have this inside knowledge we have that the world will end today so they will defend their property from me.
So Im just gonna max out my credit cards in one final shopping spree! |
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HisDivineMajesty
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| Posted: Sun May 27, 2012 8:53 am Post subject: |
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If we're all going to die, why not go down in style? Fight yourself to death, if there are any policemen who don't know the world will end.  |
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Vigilans
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| Posted: Sun May 27, 2012 10:17 am Post subject: |
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| HisDivineMajesty wrote: | | If we're all going to die, why not go down in style? Fight yourself to death, if there are any policemen who don't know the world will end. |
That is one way to do it; however, a real man will eat so much steak that his stomach ruptures. This is how I intend to make my peace with Cthulhu
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thedaywalker
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| Posted: Sun May 27, 2012 10:31 am Post subject: |
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| i'l be damned if this is the last day of earth for last night i party'd like it's true. |
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Kraichgauer
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| Posted: Sun May 27, 2012 12:41 pm Post subject: |
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| Vigilans wrote: | | HisDivineMajesty wrote: | | If we're all going to die, why not go down in style? Fight yourself to death, if there are any policemen who don't know the world will end. |
That is one way to do it; however, a real man will eat so much steak that his stomach ruptures. This is how I intend to make my peace with Cthulhu |
Don't forget Nyarlathotep!
-Bill, otherwise known as Kraichgauer |
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Cash__
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| Posted: Sun May 27, 2012 1:28 pm Post subject: |
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Oh well. At least I got a new plasma TV in all my looting
On to the next one |
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Joker
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Location: North Carolina The Tar Heel State :)
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| Posted: Sun May 27, 2012 1:34 pm Post subject: |
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| Even the Myans who created the calendar do not believe this to be true. |
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snapcap
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| Posted: Sun May 27, 2012 1:43 pm Post subject: |
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Such a bright and sunny day for it to end
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John_Browning
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| Posted: Sun May 27, 2012 6:45 pm Post subject: |
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Let's see here...
Fringe Pentecostal group with bizarre teachings, self-proclaimed prophets with little to no accuracy, setting dates for end-times events...
Don't drink the kool-aid! 
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