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PostPosted: Tue Aug 23, 2005 11:15 pm    Post subject: Silly Super Powers Reply with quote

Have you guys ever thought of something that would be a silly super power to have?

Earlier I was thinking it would be funny if there was a Super Hero called "The Crumb" and his super power was his ability to command crumbs to do his bidding. He could order crumbs to attack his foes, or blind them in a sand storm of crumbs, or something like that. Laughing
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PostPosted: Wed Aug 24, 2005 6:21 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

there's a thread about super powers, here:

http://www.wrongplanet.net/modules.php?name=Forums&file=viewtopic&t=3357
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PostPosted: Wed Aug 24, 2005 11:29 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Yes, but that thread's for serious super powers.

Hum, to top Captain Crumb...

The power to turn people plaid.

Mess with me, and you'll spend your life clashing with everything!

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PostPosted: Wed Aug 24, 2005 11:47 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

((This had to be said)):

I would have the power to incapacitate my enemies by disabling their sensory intergration so that they coudln't ingnore any sensations, then whictling and clicking my fingers till I got close enough to disarm them so that they were no longer a threat, then hand them over to the proper authorities.

As for a non AS-spoofing superpower: I have the incredable power of being able to make my enemies' shoelaces suddenly come untied.

Even if they're wearing sandals.

Because I'm just cool like that.
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PostPosted: Thu Aug 25, 2005 5:19 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Grey wrote:
The power to turn people plaid.

Mess with me, and you'll spend your life clashing with everything!


ROFL!

brilliant!
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PostPosted: Thu Aug 25, 2005 10:56 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

The power to shoot silly string from my eyeballs!

(well, that was a weird thought, even for me!)
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PostPosted: Thu Aug 25, 2005 11:41 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

The power to fart tear gas. . . . . .

"Whever there are thugs, there is Bean Man!!!!"
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PostPosted: Thu Aug 25, 2005 8:56 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Prometheus wrote:
The power to fart tear gas. . . . . .

"Whever there are thugs, there is Bean Man!!!!"


I laughed out loud at that one. It's just so delightfully crude and obscure.

Ever see "Farscape?" There's a character on it that farts helium, which is not quite as useful but this reminded me of that.

((This is by the way a terrifically emabrassing tangent to even be known to have gone off of mentally, but YOU STARTED IT!))
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PostPosted: Sat Aug 27, 2005 5:21 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Duegirl! With the power to...Sit in front of the computer all day!
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PostPosted: Sat Aug 27, 2005 6:29 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

To get bitten by a crab and have the power to grab on to people all day with amazing grip.
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PostPosted: Sat Aug 27, 2005 8:25 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

eamonn wrote:
To get bitten by a crab and have the power to grab on to people all day with amazing grip.


And your sidekick would be LOBSTROCITY BOY!!!!!

((First person to get the joke wins.... my respect.))
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PostPosted: Sun Aug 28, 2005 12:12 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Turning teeth green. The one I want to have turning invisible and turning other stuff invisible. Or the Darth Vader choking thing.
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PostPosted: Sun Aug 28, 2005 11:25 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

ilikedragons wrote:
Turning teeth green. The one I want to have turning invisible and turning other stuff invisible. Or the Darth Vader choking thing.


Or even the Yoda psychology thing. I can see it now.

"Desire you not my money. Give me free soda you want to."

"I do not desire your money. I want to give you free soda."

Very Happy
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PostPosted: Mon Aug 29, 2005 4:20 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I'd like the power to turn my cubicle at work into a pocket dimension that is invisible from the outside. That way I can do whatever I want in here without the boss coming by and seeing that I'm not coding a database interface.
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