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MrMark
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Age: 50
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Location: Tallahassee, FL
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 Posted: Sat Jan 12, 2008 5:58 pm Post subject: The Dr. Phil Random Quote Generator |
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"You don't need tight-fitting pants to laminate your shirt."
"You don't need a porcupine to tickle a gypsy."
The Dr. Phil Random Quote Generator
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"Striving to leave the wilderness you become part of what's wild. Striving to cease grasping is, itself, grasping. So how do you gain control and get beyond desire? Open those eyes... the ones that were born in your own skull."
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SeaBright
Chargé d'affaires Attaché
Joined: Aug 16, 2006
Posts: 1344
Location: Halfway back
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You don't need a personal tragedy to wish I would shut up.
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Why is it soup for dinner and oatmeal for breakfast and not oatmeal for dinner and soup for breakfast? |
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dalhousie12
I am Spider Pig! Heeeeeeeeehe :)
Joined: Jul 06, 2007
Posts: 1051
Location: A frozen baron wasteland, me and my friend tuk have to watch out for flying frozen hockey pucks Eh!
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You don't need formaldehyde to get drunk and pass out.
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Ralph Wiggum has my vote for president of the United States! I especially like his immgration policy. STRANGER DANGER! |
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sodarktheshadows
Velociraptor
Joined: Nov 06, 2007
Posts: 402
Location: Toronto, Canada
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'You don't need an open mind to be a dick.'
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friends are like balloons...once you let them go, you can't get them back.
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To the world you might be one person, but to one person you might be the world. |
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Nikky91
Sea Gull
Joined: Jan 05, 2008
Posts: 223
Location: America
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| Posted: Sat Jan 12, 2008 9:59 pm Post subject: |
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| You don't need parmesan cheese to root, root, root for the home team. |
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NoNameRockBand
you should worry, We bite.
Joined: Aug 18, 2007
Posts: 2144
Location: Somewhere in the U.S.
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You don't need a new drug to throw a brick at a turtle.
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Worry you should, if that is what you want to do.
Otherwise, just enjoy life, unless you're not into that kinda thing or you have persecution mania.
@_@ I think I'm persecuting myself.
AFC who likes KFC |
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Who_Am_I
Caffeine-Powered Human-Type Thing
Joined: Aug 28, 2005
Age: 24
Posts: 3169
Location: My body is in Brisbane and my mind is in the gutter. :D
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| Posted: Sat Jan 12, 2008 11:51 pm Post subject: |
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Well, thank God for that. My mind has been set at rest.
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*expletive* the normal world.
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Aluminumticket
Emu Egg
Joined: Jan 13, 2008
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| You don't need formaldehyde to pray I leave TV and never come back. |
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richie
Ye Olde Bookwyrme
Joined: Jan 10, 2007
Age: 49
Posts: 10495
Location: Lake Whoop-Dee-Doo, Pennsylvania
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| Posted: Sun Jan 13, 2008 7:32 am Post subject: |
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"You don't need leprosy to do the wild thing."
OK.....
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Autie was I ere I saw Eitua |
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One-Winged-Angel
Safam
Joined: Sep 22, 2006
Posts: 8606
Location: Under your bed with Lorde Greyhelium and Werbert
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You don't need to feel bad to run out into traffic.
You don't need help to live in a van down by the river.
You don't need to ask permission to pinch a stranger's butt.
You don't need bad manners to ignore me completely.
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I HAVE NO PANTS! |
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richie
Ye Olde Bookwyrme
Joined: Jan 10, 2007
Age: 49
Posts: 10495
Location: Lake Whoop-Dee-Doo, Pennsylvania
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You don't need Anna Nicole Smith to pee in a monastery.
You don't need brainpower to get all up in somebody's grill, yo.
You don't need brainpower to hate my guts.
You don't need a porcupine to touch yourself and giggle.
You don't need to go to school to WEEWEEWEE all the way home.
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Autie was I ere I saw Eitua |
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Dreamer2
Toucan
Joined: May 02, 2007
Posts: 288
Location: Finland
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You don't need a sense of moral decency to throw up in Tijuana.
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kitschinator
Snowy Owl
Joined: Dec 17, 2007
Posts: 156
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You don't need a bad credit rating to steal your neighbor's porn.
You don't need a new drug to goof around and do squat.
You don't need gonorrhea to join the circus.
You don't need sh** for brains to buy a stairway to heaven.
LOL! |
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Ana54
International Incident Initiator
Joined: Dec 27, 2005
Age: 20
Posts: 6454
Location: Channelview, Texas, USA
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You don't need a wing and a prayer to skin a gopher.
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God protects fools. Be a fool.
Proud member of the Auschwitz Girls Club, which now has 5 members! |
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Ana54
International Incident Initiator
Joined: Dec 27, 2005
Age: 20
Posts: 6454
Location: Channelview, Texas, USA
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Hey, let's ask him questions!
I ask: When will I be able to get a job?
He said: You don't need a mop to enjoy my shiny bald head.
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God protects fools. Be a fool.
Proud member of the Auschwitz Girls Club, which now has 5 members! |
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