Scorpio82 wrote:
I'd watch Scrabbleman, just to see how a guy can get bitten by a dictionary.
The Poor Little Rich Girl.
In a modern retelling of the Cinderella story, Paris Hilton plays a poor, dorky schoolgirl who can't get a date. Then things change when she gets mistaken for a famous pop star and falls in love with her Prince Charming. Eventually she learns that, in the end, it's important just to be yourself.
Odds of getting made: Moderately high if you replace Paris Hilton with Miley Cyrus.
By Deadly Force
Steven Seagal is a burned-out cop who's family is murdered by international drug terrorists. He must avenge their deaths using his deadly martial arts skills against an army of gun-toting henchmen and save the world from biological nuclear holocaust. Features at least five scenes in a strip club, and three scenes where he kills people with office supplies.
Odds of getting made: He's probably making it right now.
The Terrible Forty-Twos
Mike Myers, Jim Carrey, Will Ferrell, and Robin Williams are four two-year olds who make a wish on their second birthday and wake up forty years older! Hilarity and hijinks ensue as these four man-boys wreck havoc on toy stores, candy shops, and day care centers. How will the parents ever control them?!
Odds of getting made: Pretty good if they recast the movie to accommodate cheaper, more embarrassing, actors.
That last one I think has already been done although with 13 year olds becoming 30 due to a genie machine or wishing dust