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Renagade
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 Posted: Mon Nov 07, 2005 2:07 pm Post subject: It has come to my attention that FEMALES got into the team. |
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I am shocked and horrified to discover that some women disguised as men managed to sneak into my team and join up.
NOW LISTEN UP
This team is a TOUGH team - NO GIRLS. When we are in the battlefield we need focus and teamwork. We cannot have a team-mate unable to operate because they are fussing over a broken nail or a new hairstyle.
Men's brains are powerful, determined and strong - the stuff of Superheros. Women's brains are just full of silly fluff about clothes shopping, hair salons and make up.
Now if you are one of these "secret women" kindly hand in your membership and get back down where you belong- THE KITCHEN - Pronto!
Thank you for your time.
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joku_muko
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en_una_isla
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who's going to cook the oatmeal?
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GalileoAce
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| Posted: Mon Nov 07, 2005 2:12 pm Post subject: |
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| :: points :: CONTROVERSY!!!!!!!! |
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Tere
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| Posted: Mon Nov 07, 2005 2:15 pm Post subject: |
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But Renegade....what about my assignment to find out who AgentMiller is?  I trimmed my nails, and I have my hair in a ponytail....no salons for me.  You even said I did good work!!  |
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Renagade
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| Posted: Mon Nov 07, 2005 2:18 pm Post subject: |
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I am typing this from my hospital bed. Unfortunatly the savage beating that Tere just administerd to me has made me realise that chicks are the tougher heros after all. I therefore am forced to retract my previous statement and beg you to rejoin.
(there's washing up that needs doing) |
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Tere
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| Posted: Mon Nov 07, 2005 2:22 pm Post subject: |
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Aww Renegade.....you are ever so kind. I'm sorry if I inflicted undue pain. 
You won't mind if I add your washing in with mine, will you?  |
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Renagade
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| Posted: Mon Nov 07, 2005 2:24 pm Post subject: |
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| Not at all darling...Thank you for the harsh but fair discipline madam it was just what I needed. |
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GalileoAce
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Renagade
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| Posted: Mon Nov 07, 2005 2:29 pm Post subject: |
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| en_una_isla wrote: | | who's going to cook the oatmeal? |
the stove's over there my dear! Be my guest! |
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larsenjw92286
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NeantHumain
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| Posted: Mon Nov 07, 2005 3:07 pm Post subject: |
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This smells of racism...oops, I mean anti-Semitism...oops, wrong form of bigotry again. Sexism. That's the one!
We all know a witch or two, don't we?
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larsenjw92286
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| Posted: Mon Nov 07, 2005 3:11 pm Post subject: |
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Thank you for being honest.
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vetivert
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| Posted: Mon Nov 07, 2005 3:25 pm Post subject: |
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erm...
does that mean you think i'm not tough enough, sweetle? |
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larsenjw92286
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| Posted: Mon Nov 07, 2005 3:28 pm Post subject: |
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NeantHumain is honest, and I appreciate that. You've been pretty carefree yourself, Vetivert.
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