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Location: SpongeBob's Pineapple (England really!)
|Posted: Thu Oct 23, 2008 12:21 pm Post subject: SpongeBob Fanfiction - Roommate Buddies
|We see Squidward's in bed, he's trying to go to sleep but the roadworks outside are keeping him awake
Squidward: Grrrr!!! They've been doing this for hours! It's 3 in the morning!
Squidward puts his head out the window
Squidward: CAN YOU KEEP THE NOISE DOWN?!?!?
Roadwork Guy 1: I CAN'T HEAR YOU, IT'S TOO LOUD!
Squidward: BE QUIET!
Squidward goes back to bed
Squidward: Maybe if I get a warm glass of snail milk, that'll help me get to sleep.
Narrator: One glass of snail milk later...
Squidward: IT STILL ISN'T WORKING! That's it! I have had enough of this! I'm gonna go out there and give them a piece of my mind!
Squidward stomps out of the house
Squidward: CAN YOU KEEP THE NOISE DOWN! I'VE BEEN TRYING TO SLEEP FOR HOURS!
Roadwork Guy 2: I'm sorry, but we can't do anything to help you.
Squidward: WHY ARE YOU EVEN WORKING DURING THE NIGHT!
Roadwork Guy 2: We like to keep people awake...
Squidward walks back to his house, but a bulldozer accidentally destroys it
Squidward: AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NOW WHERE AM I GONNA LIVE?!?!?!?
Squidward gets so angry you can see vein things coming out of his head
Squidward: GRRRRRRRRR............... AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! LOOK AT WHAT YOU'VE DONE! MY CLARINET! MY BED! MY HOUSE! ALL DESTROYED! WHERE AM I GOING TO LIVE NOW?!?!?!?
Road Work Fish 1: Don't worry, we can fix your house. But it will take 4-6 weeks.
Squidward: 4 TO 6 WEEKS?!?!?!?
Road Work Fish 1: Until then I advise you to stay with someone, possibly a neighbour.
Squidward: Oh no! There is no way I'm going to stay with SpongeBob or Patrick! No no no no no!
It's morning, and SpongeBob is waking up
SpongeBob: Good morning, Bikini Bottom!
SpongeBob: And good morning Gary!
SpongeBob hears his pet scallop that's in a cage on top of his bed
SpongeBob: That's weird, my pet scallop hasn't said anything in years. Oh well! Who cares?
SpongeBob opens the front door to his house
SpongeBob: Because I'm ready! I'M READY!
SpongeBob runs out of his house singing "I'm Ready" until he sees Squidward lying on the floor
SpongeBob: I'm ready! I'm ready! I'm ready! I'm rea... SQUIDWARD!!!! What happened to you? And what happened to your house?
Squidward: I don't want to talk about it.
SpongeBob: Come on Squidward, tell me! Please? Please? Please? Please?
Squidward: OKAY, OKAY! Remember the roadworks last night?
Squidward: Well, they accidentally knocked down my house.
SpongeBob: (gasps) Oh, Squidward, that's so horrible!
Squidward: I know.
SpongeBob: Why don't you stay with me for a while?
Squidward: No thanks, my house will be repaired in 4-6 weeks.
SpongeBob: Come on, Squidward. You can't stay out here for 4-6 weeks.
Squidward: All right, I'll stay with you. But only until my house gets fixed.
At SpongeBob's house
Narrator: WEEK 1
SpongeBob: So, Squidward. Wanna go jellyfishing?
Squidward: No, I want to relax.
Squidward turns on the TV
Squidward: Ahhh... Now this is more like it!
SpongeBob turns the TV off
Squidward: WHAT THE?!?!? SpongeBob!!!
SpongeBob: It's unhealthy to be watching the TV.
Squidward: Well, obviously you watch it.
SpongeBob: It doesn't mean you should.
Squidward starts to play his clarinet, but SpongeBob takes it off him
SpongeBob: Gary doesn't like to hear people play the Clarinet badly.
Squidward: Great, now I've got nothing to do.
SpongeBob: So wanna go jellyfishing?
Squidward: Like I have a choice...
At Jellyfish Fields
Squidward: I have a feeling I'm gonna be having a horrible 4 - 6 weeks.
Squidward: Of course I am. Jellyfishing, Work, playing with you, it's all gonna be horrible.
SpongeBob: Come on, turn that frown upside down.
Both SpongeBob and Squidward get out their nets
Squidward: (sarcasm) This is gonna be great.
They both go jellyfhsing, SpongeBob catches lots of jellyfish, Squidward catches none
SpongeBob: Isn't this fun?
Squidward: NO!!!! This is fun! (plays clarinet)
Meanwhile, a king jellyfish hears Squidward, he doesn't like the music and tries to zap SpongeBob and Squidward
SpongeBob and Squidward jump into a hole, the king jellyfish tries to get in but can't
Narrator: That evening.
We see Squidward and SpongeBob in SpongeBob's bedroom, both covered with plasters and jellyfish stings
SpongeBob: That was the best day of jellyfishing ever, right Squidward?
SpongeBob: Well, good night!
Narrator: WEEK 2
We see Squidward writing his Diary
What Squidward is Writing - Dear Diary,
It's been 1 whole week of living with SpongeBob, and I'm already ready to tear my eyes out. I don't know how much more I can handle. It's been non-stop boring stuff all week, and he won't even let me play my Clarinet. The good news is, I was told my house will be ready in 4 weeks, the bad news is that means 4 more weeks of living with SpongeBob.
SpongeBob slams the Diary shut
SpongeBob: C'mon, Squidward! We're visiting Patrick today!
Squidward: I think I'm just gonna stay home.
SpongeBob: Well, then I'll make Patrick come over here.
Patrick walks in
Patrick: Hi, SpongeBob. Hi... Squidward? SpongeBob, what's Squidward doing over here?
SpongeBob: Squidward's house is being repaired, so he's staying here for a while.
Patrick: Oh... I wish he could stay with me, but there's no room in my house.
SpongeBob and Squidward walk in the Krusty Krab
Mr. Krabs: SpongeBob, Squidward, you're 30 minutes and... Squidward, why do you look so sleepy?
Squidward: I've been staying with SpongeBob for a week and he's been keeping me awake during the night.
Mr. Krabs: Yeah, well, just get to work!
Squidward walks to the Cash Register and falls asleep
Customer: Uhhh... Wake up, I'm ready to order.
Squidward: Huh...? W-what? Oh, sorry sir. Can I take your order.
Customer: I'll have one Krabby Patty please.
Squidward: (to SpongeBob) One Krabby Patty.
SpongeBob hands him the patty, Squidward becomes so tired he drops the patty
Squidward: I'm sorry, I'll get you another one.
Customer: Don't bother! I'm leaving!
The customer leaves
Mr. Krabs: OH NO! MY MONEY'S WALKIN' OUT THE DOOR!
Mr. Krabs: Mr. Squidward! You're too tired to work, AND YOU'RE LOSING ME MONEY! DON'T COME BACK UNTIL YOU'RE BACK TO YOUR OLD SELF AGAIN!
Narrator: Week 3.
We see Squidward writing in his diary
What he Wrote: Week 3, I'm beginning to lose my sanity. I haven't played my clarinet for weeks and SpongeBob is driving me crazy. There's only 2 weeks left, I hope I can survive!
SpongeBob: So, Squidward, what have you written in your diary?
SpongeBob reads the diary
SpongeBob: ... Lose sanity... no clarinet... SpongeBob driving me crazy... 2 weeks left... survive!!!! Squidward, don't tell me you're not having fun.
Squidward: Okay, I won't tell you I'm not having fun.
SpongeBob: But I thought you were having a good time.
Squidward: I hope you're joking.
SpongeBob: Well, what do you want to do?
Squidward: You're asking me what I want to do?
Squidward: Is this a trick?
SpongeBob: Yep... I mean nope.
Squidward: Well, I'f you're serious, I'd like to...
Narrator: The next day....
Squidward has his eyes closed, SpongeBob leads him into the living room
SpongeBob: Keep your eyes closed, Squidward.
Squidward: All right, all right!
SpongeBob: Okay, Squidward! Open your eyes.
Squidward opens his eyes and sees a surprise party (with a clarinet band playing and there are artists there)
Everyone: SURPRISE! HAPPY BIRTHDAY SQUIDWARD!
Squidward: (really happy) A surprise party But SpongeBob, how did you know today was my birthday?
SpongeBob: Well yesterday when you said you hated it here, I wanted you to have a good time. Then I remembered today is your birthday.
Sandy: Happy birthday, Squidward. I've got you a present.
Squidward: Thanks, Sandy.
Squidward unwraps the present
Squidward: An ultimate clarinet / flute 3000? But this hasn't even been released yet. How'd you get it?
Sandy: I was the one who invented it.
Squidward: Thank you, Sandy.
Patrick: C'mon, Squidward. It's time for you to try out your new present. We've got a band who want to hear you play.
Squidward runs to the band and starts playing his new instrument
SpongeBob: Well, I bet Squidward is gonna be happy for a while now.
Mr. Krabs: SpongeBob, since I helped to pay for this, you get no money this month.
SpongeBob: You didn't help at all, Mr. Krabs.
Mr. Krabs: I know, but you're still not gonna get paid.
Everyone cheers for Squidward
Squidward: THANK YOU, EVERYONE.
The Party's over, we see a big mess in SpongeBob's living room
In SpongeBob's bedroom
Squidward: Well, SpongeBob. I didn't want to tell you this. But my house has finished being repaired 6 days earlier.
SpongeBob: So you're leaving here tomorrow?
SpongeBob: (there's tears in his eyes) I guess you're glad, right?
Squidward: Actually, no. I liked today, it was one of my best days ever.
SpongeBob: Well, Squidward. If you ever want to stay here ever again, just call me.
They go to sleep
They wake up
SpongeBob: (yawn) Good morning, Gary.
SpongeBob: Good morning, Squidward.
The guy who fixed Squidward's house knocks on the door, SpongeBob answers it
Repair Fish: I need to speak to Mr. Tentacles. He needs to move back into his house.
SpongeBob: Oh... yeah... SQUIDWARD! It's time for you to leave!
Squidward walks to the door
Squidward: It's time to leave already?
Repair Fish: Yeah.
Squidward: Well... ummm... SpongeBob, you're not gonna miss me, are you?
SpongeBob: Not at all.
Squidward: Phew. All right, I'm leaving now.
Squidward runs to his house, inside you can hear him shout "peace and quiet at last"
SpongeBob: Well, at least he's happy, right Gary?
That night, there's road works again
Squidward: Not again!
Squidward runs outside to complain
Squidward: You barnacle-headed dumbo of a fish, I thought you finished the road works!
Road Work Fish 3: No, we took a 4-week break to fix your house.
Squidward: Yeah, well just make sure you're quiet again.
Squidward walks to his house, but a bulldozer knocks it down again
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|Posted: Thu Oct 23, 2008 2:00 pm Post subject:
|This actually was quite funny.
Though I don't get how it's SpongeBob that stops Squidward from playing his clarinet and not the fact that it got destroyed.
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|Posted: Fri Oct 24, 2008 7:35 pm Post subject:
|I think that you should get a Fanfiction.net account, post the story there, and then post the link here. It's more convenient.
The most I can say for your story is that at least it doesn't involve Rule 34. Honestly, writing Spongebob Squarepants fan fiction seems kind of strange if you're not ten years old. That's just my opinion, though.
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