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GumbyLives
Phoenix
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PostPosted: Mon Apr 09, 2012 7:45 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

May you work every day of the rest of your life as a cashier at Taco Bell.
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Albirea
MEDIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIC!
Phoenix


Joined: Mar 16, 2011
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PostPosted: Mon Apr 09, 2012 7:47 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

May you accidentally stab yourself with those scissors.
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GumbyLives
Phoenix
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Location: LV-426

PostPosted: Mon Apr 09, 2012 8:12 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

(already did it)

May autocorrect change all your "I's" to "Up your noodleplex"
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I would rather have my liver pecked out by a giant crow than spend a day at the mall. But I'd pay money to see a giant crow eat a mall.

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TechnoDog
Phoenix
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Joined: Feb 17, 2012
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Location: Thornaby, UK

PostPosted: Mon Apr 09, 2012 8:45 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

May your treadmill, change from super fast slap into the wall. Reverse & slap you into another wall. Stop, then super speed forward & then stop just before you hit the wall. Then reverse back into the wall. Then start hill climbing & super extreme forward, into the roof.
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Sylkat
Miskatonic University Student Body President
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Joined: Sep 03, 2011
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PostPosted: Mon Apr 09, 2012 9:27 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

May your big impressive black Jeep suddenly transform into a pastel pink Big Wheels.

Sylkat Laughing
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GumbyLives
Phoenix
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PostPosted: Mon Apr 09, 2012 10:49 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

May your little creepy hamster thing choke on those flowers.
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chrissyrun
True love is rare, don't envy an illusion
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Age: 20
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Location: Hell :)

PostPosted: Tue Apr 10, 2012 5:21 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Gumby is dead.
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Go die in a ditch if you're a b*tch, if you're a jerk, go to work, if you're just mean, flee the scene, and if you're rude, go ahead and intrude because you're probably just like me.
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Joker
Sinn Fein
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Joined: Mar 20, 2011
Age: 24
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Location: North Carolina The Tar Heel State :)

PostPosted: Tue Apr 10, 2012 5:35 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Who is this?
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chrissyrun
True love is rare, don't envy an illusion
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PostPosted: Tue Apr 10, 2012 5:37 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Joker wrote:
Who is this?


Your mom.
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Joker
Sinn Fein
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Location: North Carolina The Tar Heel State :)

PostPosted: Tue Apr 10, 2012 5:51 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Hi mom go make me a sandwich and get me a coke.
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Sylkat
Miskatonic University Student Body President
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PostPosted: Tue Apr 10, 2012 6:01 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

No, lazy brat, go do it yourself!
And while you are there, wash the dishes and go down to the basement and start a load of laundry and feed the goats and mop the floor!

Love, Mom. Wink
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Joker
Sinn Fein
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PostPosted: Tue Apr 10, 2012 6:23 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

MOM GET ME A COKE NOW!
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chrissyrun
True love is rare, don't envy an illusion
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Location: Hell :)

PostPosted: Tue Apr 10, 2012 7:21 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Joker wrote:
MOM GET ME A COKE NOW!


I'm really disappointed that you became a coke dealer...you know crack is where the money is at.

Didn't they teach you that in school? Or when you ditched?

*try* to succeed in something and not fail me as a child...for once.
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Rauhiss
Raven
Raven


Joined: Mar 26, 2012
Age: 22
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PostPosted: Tue Apr 10, 2012 4:28 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

YOU stole the cookie from the cookie jar!
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chrissyrun
True love is rare, don't envy an illusion
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PostPosted: Tue Apr 10, 2012 4:50 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Rauhiss wrote:
YOU stole the cookie from the cookie jar!


I don't eat cookies you carnivore!
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