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dalhousie12
I am Spider Pig! Heeeeeeeeehe :)
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Location: A frozen baron wasteland, me and my friend tuk have to watch out for flying frozen hockey pucks Eh!
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| One-Winged-Angel wrote: |
You don't need help to live in a van down by the river.
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My name is Matt Foley, Im a motiavtional speaker and i live in a van down by the river. 
Sorry about that, i just had to add in that Chris Farley SNL skit.
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MrMark
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Okay, so Matt Foley meets Dr. Phil... What would that conversation be like? 
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As in the whole orchards resonant with bees."
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tantopat
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Location: NW England
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| Ana54 wrote: | Hey, let's ask him questions!
I ask: When will I be able to get a job?
He said: You don't need a mop to enjoy my shiny bald head. |
Ooh, great idea! 
Me: How do I cook pasta?
Him: You don't need a wing and a prayer to treat yourself to a tasty shake.  |
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beautifuloblivion
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Location: Colorado
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| Posted: Mon Jan 14, 2008 4:52 pm Post subject: |
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| You don't need zinc to steal somebody's nougat. |
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dalhousie12
I am Spider Pig! Heeeeeeeeehe :)
Joined: Jul 06, 2007
Posts: 1080
Location: A frozen baron wasteland, me and my friend tuk have to watch out for flying frozen hockey pucks Eh!
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| MrMark wrote: | | Okay, so Matt Foley meets Dr. Phil... What would that conversation be like? |
Matt Foley: Hey dad, I can't see very well, is that bill shakespeare over there?
Dr. Phil: You don't need a bad credit rating to make out with somebody's platypus.
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Ralph Wiggum has my vote for president of the United States! I especially like his immgration policy. STRANGER DANGER!
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IdahoRose
Mommy and Daddy's Girl
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"You don't need Cat Scratch Fever to cry a lot."
"You don't need to call the Pope to learn to love."
I like the ones I got. |
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rexmas
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You don't need help to headbutt a priest.
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Bako
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You don't need to watch my crappy show to put salt on your Froot Loops.
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serenity
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| You don't need an open mind to take a big swim in Lake Jackass. |
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