NeueZiel
Señorita Gamera
Joined: Apr 29, 2012
Posts: 1246
Location: Kapustin Yar
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| Live with my parents, scared of other people, don't really know anyone I'd be interested in, not even interested in dating. |
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Alfonso12345
Velociraptor
Joined: Apr 23, 2012
Age: 20
Posts: 422
Location: Somewhere in the United States
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Because I enjoy being single.  |
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Uri
Yellow-bellied Woodpecker
Joined: May 11, 2012
Posts: 50
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Because I have mental illness and I am psychologically and physically vulnerable. My brain is pretty messed up and I don't know how to fix it. I am also suffering from depression, extreme paranoia and irrational fear of society and of interaction with others.
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MakaylaTheAspie
Zodai's girl
Joined: Jun 22, 2011
Age: 16
Posts: 12753
Location: Aus den USA
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Because I don't spend my time focusing on relationships. In other words, I don't give a damn.
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NicoleG
Phoenix
Joined: Dec 26, 2011
Age: 36
Posts: 661
Location: Dallas-Fort Worth
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Because I haven't cut myself in half yet.
No wait.
Because I have standards.
Really. There's something about having one body builder boyfriend toss me around the room a few times because I dared to bug him about cleaning out his cat box - he was torturing his cat by keeping him locked in a carrier for peeing on his bed, and the cat box hadn't been cleaned in at least a week or two (he later scoffed when I told him he assaulted me - it wasn't assault in his mind because he never hit me  ), another pulling a knife because I dared to go to the park with friends against his wishes (I managed to teach this one that pulling a knife on me should have included stabbing me - he ended up more afraid of me than I was of him), another that got way too clingy while still being married yet estranged with his third wife, another requiring me to tell him I loved him or he would go off with another girl he just met, and another that griped about how I cut my f***ing meat and wouldn't answer the phone when the caller ID said it was a telemarketer.
I win at the jackass lottery.
Oh, and then there's the one guy I was considering as a boyfriend until we had our first date, and first night of sex, follow by a marriage proposal so that he could cover me on his insurance. I also met one of his alter personalities (as in, full-on multiple personality disorder). WTF, man?
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EnglishJess
Princezz
Joined: Dec 19, 2011
Age: 16
Posts: 4606
Location: England
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Because I'm 15.
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mattking96
Snowy Owl
Joined: May 11, 2012
Age: 16
Posts: 168
Location: Wales
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| Not out of choice. |
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GoatOnFire
Greatest Of All Time
Joined: Feb 23, 2007
Posts: 5149
Location: Den of the ecdysiasts
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Because I'm straight. (Been offered by other guys)
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DogsWithoutHorses
mockingbyrd
Joined: Apr 06, 2012
Posts: 1145
Location: New York
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| NicoleG wrote: | Because I haven't cut myself in half yet.
No wait.
Because I have standards.
Really. There's something about having one body builder boyfriend toss me around the room a few times because I dared to bug him about cleaning out his cat box - he was torturing his cat by keeping him locked in a carrier for peeing on his bed, and the cat box hadn't been cleaned in at least a week or two (he later scoffed when I told him he assaulted me - it wasn't assault in his mind because he never hit me ), another pulling a knife because I dared to go to the park with friends against his wishes (I managed to teach this one that pulling a knife on me should have included stabbing me - he ended up more afraid of me than I was of him), another that got way too clingy while still being married yet estranged with his third wife, another requiring me to tell him I loved him or he would go off with another girl he just met, and another that griped about how I cut my f***ing meat and wouldn't answer the phone when the caller ID said it was a telemarketer.
I win at the jackass lottery.
Oh, and then there's the one guy I was considering as a boyfriend until we had our first date, and first night of sex, follow by a marriage proposal so that he could cover me on his insurance. I also met one of his alter personalities (as in, full-on multiple personality disorder). WTF, man? |
ugh, major empathy with this
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lkathryn
Tufted Titmouse
Joined: Nov 13, 2010
Posts: 33
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if i knew the answer to this question, i wouldn't be on this forum in the first place! hahah
I wish i had a bf though  |
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mv
Protector of the Realm
Joined: Jun 18, 2010
Posts: 3131
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| Simply no longer have the capacity for that kind of vulnerability. I loves teh sex, just not so much the ... partnering. |
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Adam82
Phoenix
Joined: Jun 30, 2010
Age: 30
Posts: 601
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| Haven't met the right woman yet. I am very shy around women, and have made it to 29 without a girlfriend. I am hoping one day there will be someone for me who understands me. |
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HisDivineMajesty
Carolingian Emperor Extraordinaire
Joined: Feb 01, 2012
Posts: 1364
Location: Planet Earth
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| NicoleG wrote: | | another that griped about how I cut my f***ing meat and wouldn't answer the phone when the caller ID said it was a telemarketer. |
Why not answer the phone? These people are just trying to earn money, and you can waste their time while not making them any money. Usually, I enjoy picking up the phone if it's one with an insecure attitude, and striking an absurd conversation. They'll try to ask who you are, and you can answer truthfully - but you don't have to. Sometimes, responding in a way they don't expect frightens them. Immediate familiarity, odd names, and all of that delivered in a very cool tone. Once, a friend of mine did even better. He called a restaurant with a bad magnet pun and magnet theme, and said there was a magnet in his stomach after eating there. We also called pizza stores and pretended to be other, fictional pizza stores asking why they had ordered pizzas with us. Only when we had finished the conversation did we find out that Corleone Pizza actually existed. 
I think offering them a fictional product in return is a nice idea for the next call I pick up. |
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JanuaryMan
Aspierational
Joined: Jan 02, 2012
Age: 28
Posts: 2542
Location: Hants, UK
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| HisDivineMajesty wrote: | | NicoleG wrote: | | another that griped about how I cut my f***ing meat and wouldn't answer the phone when the caller ID said it was a telemarketer. |
Why not answer the phone? These people are just trying to earn money, and you can waste their time while not making them any money. |
THIS is why you are single.
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techstepgenr8tion
that chatty American
Joined: Feb 07, 2005
Posts: 14830
Location: A beautiful vector among many
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Another fun one - I've been single all but maybe a collect total of 3 months of my life - one month was 'legit' relationship, the other two still seemed more like dedicated 'dating'.
In a lot of ways it feels like it'd be expected of me to be this ready made just-add-water Soccer Dad In A Box (TM). How someone acausally gets from point A to point B I have no idea. Maybe there's an Iphone app out now to fix that? |
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