syzygyish
Dada Dodo
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Ack! Aargh! Gack! Bleugh! OMG!
...I've got worms
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auntblabby
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^^^
in the guinness book of world records [or maybe it was "ripley's believe it or not!"], is this entry for the shortest book ever written, a novel in two chapters-
*chapter one-
"coughin.'
*chapter two-
"coffin."
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syzygyish
Dada Dodo
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| auntblabby wrote: | ^^^
in the guinness book of world records [or maybe it was "ripley's believe it or not!"], is this entry for the shortest book ever written, a novel in two chapters-
*chapter one-
"coughin.'
*chapter two-
"coffin."
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No,it was "A Puffin stalked me!"
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blue_bean
Buy me a Pony!
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Location: sailing the accountancy
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| Posted: Wed Feb 01, 2012 8:31 am Post subject: |
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| "ThestonemasonsaidIcouldn'thavemorethan50charactersengravedhe"...... |
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auntblabby
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i'm no longer here. i'm up the bright stairs.
where the sky is clear, weather always fair.
so ignore your fear, forget your despair.
soon you too'll be here, up in heaven's airs.  |
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syzygyish
Dada Dodo
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| Posted: Thu Feb 02, 2012 7:08 am Post subject: |
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Damn!
Kill Bill 2 could have got me out of this!
I'll try the one inch punch without any training...
ow! ow! ow!
...OK, that didn't work, I'l try it again!
... ow! ow! ow!
...OK, that didn't work, I'l try it again!
... ow! ow! ow!
...OK, that didn't work, I'l try it again!
... ow! ow! ow!
...OK, that didn't work, I'l try it again!
... ow! ow! ow!
...OK, that didn't work, I'l try it again!
... ow! ow! ow!
...OK, that didn't work, I'l try it again!
... ow! ow! ow!
...OK, that didn't work, I'l try it again!
... ow! ow! ow!
...OK, that didn't work, I'l try it again!
... ow! ow! ow!
...OK, that didn't work, I'l try it again!
... ow! ow! ow!
...OK, that didn't work, I'l try it again!
... ow! ow! ow!
...OK, that didn't work, I'l try it again!
... ow! ow! ow!
...OK, that didn't work, I'l try it again!
... ow! ow! ow!
...OK, that didn't work, I'l try it again!
... ow! ow! ow!
Does this thing have an emergency escape hatch?
I'm requesting that they come as standard features!
...plus bandages!
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syzygyish
Dada Dodo
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"I'm lying here
and that's the truth!"
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auntblabby
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| Posted: Thu Feb 02, 2012 11:22 pm Post subject: |
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^^^
you forgot the "THBLBPTHBLBPTHBLBPT!!!" |
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Suspie
Velociraptor
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| Posted: Wed Feb 08, 2012 10:22 pm Post subject: |
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| so long, suckahs!!!!!! |
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artrat
Occupy Wrong Planet!
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| Posted: Thu Feb 09, 2012 1:18 am Post subject: |
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Holy crap! I am dead.
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b9
whatever..
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| Posted: Thu Feb 09, 2012 1:46 am Post subject: |
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| blue_bean wrote: | | "ThestonemasonsaidIcouldn'thavemorethan50charactersengravedhe"...... |
that is very funny except it is 60 characters. |
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auntblabby
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| Posted: Thu Feb 09, 2012 3:13 am Post subject: |
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come up and see me sometime  |
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syzygyish
Dada Dodo
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I was insured for $10 million bucks! 
I's Rich, I tells ya!
Rich!
Rich!
Rich!
Woot!
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auntblabby
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| Posted: Fri Feb 10, 2012 1:41 am Post subject: |
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^^^
death is frequently a good [i.e., profitable] career move. |
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syzygyish
Dada Dodo
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| Posted: Fri Feb 10, 2012 7:17 am Post subject: |
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And THAT'S why I think personal hygiene is unnecessary ...
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