TechnoDog
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Location: Thornaby, UK
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Start digging a hole, to create your fallout shelter in the middle of they Kitchen & dump the soil in, jars, pots, cupboards, fridge, sink, etc.
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babybird
I lost my whistle in '95
Joined: Nov 12, 2011
Age: 40
Posts: 5632
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take over the TV remote
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Cornflake
Rattles when shaken
Joined: Oct 31, 2010
Posts: 30475
Location: Hertfordshire, UK
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Demonstrating the art of fire-making using their rug and pet poodle would not be acceptable.
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auntblabby
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Location: the island of loveable toy humans
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| unbolting their toilet and placing it inside the fireplace would not do, especially if your hosts lack a fireplace in the first place. |
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babybird
I lost my whistle in '95
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Age: 40
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I wouldn't go rummaging through the fridge at my friends house, but I do wheel my bike through the living room.
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readingbetweenlines
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Joined: Oct 29, 2010
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Location: UK
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Break stuff, generally speaking.
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auntblabby
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Location: the island of loveable toy humans
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| put mustard in the ketchup container, ketchup in the mustard container. salt in the pepper shaker, pepper in the saltshaker. |
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Vigilans
Orgasm Donor
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Age: 24
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Location: La belle province
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Fart in the mayonnaise jar then close the lid
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auntblabby
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| Vigilans wrote: | | Fart in the mayonnaise jar then close the lid |
do like in that movie "polyester" [ i think it was that movie] where a big fat tranny licks all the silverware and spits on all the glasswear and dishes. |
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hyperlexian
loves the man who typed too much and ran outta spa
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Location: with bucephalus
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***mod reminder*** please keep in mind that this is the Random forum and not Adult, so keep it clean. also, no jokes about excretory function. thank you.
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babybird
I lost my whistle in '95
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Don't wipe bogies on the wall 
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auntblabby
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| replace all their music CDs with lawrence welk ones. |
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Vigilans
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Change their answering machine, recording yourself saying "Hi stud, you've reached Manline. We have the sweaty and muscular local men you want to chat with"
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puddingmouse
exclamation mark!
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Location: Mega City 3
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^ 
I can't think of anything to top that.
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Cornflake
Rattles when shaken
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Location: Hertfordshire, UK
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Covertly teach their parrot to shout "I can juggle otters!".
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