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Kahazidhea
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| Ha ha! your mom's a routemaster! |
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tinky
Bob the Llama's wingman
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| Posted: Fri Nov 17, 2006 11:04 pm Post subject: |
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routemasters saved my life!
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One-Winged-Angel
Safam
Joined: Sep 22, 2006
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Routemasters killed my dogs!
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CockneyRebel
Sid The Love Rat :O)
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| Tea is the Routemaster of beverages. Anything else is uncivilized. Pop makes you burp. Coffee makes you "Go". Tea does all the right things. |
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CeallachSolomon
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Rock tells me he wants a Routemaster. I try to convince him that it's too awesome for his feeble non-brain to comprehend, but he doesn't understand. I'm hoping he never gets his hands on one, because it might spell the end of the universe.
Also, it wasn't Sephiroth that killed Aerith, it was the Routemaster. Better still, it was the Routemaster that began the Jenova Project in the first place, under the guise of Professor Gast. |
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One-Winged-Angel
Safam
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A Routemaster named Hesuktai invented the Xbox.
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werbert
Prince-Archbishop of Coco-Kentford furthings
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A Routemaster is the only manmade object visible from space. Why? Because that's all you need to see.
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One-Winged-Angel
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A Routemaster named Garlicinnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn invented werbert.
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werbert
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| Posted: Sat Nov 18, 2006 11:35 am Post subject: |
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One time, a suicide bomber boarded a crowded Routemaster with the intention of blowing it up. Little did he know that his seat was above an open portal to hell.
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One-Winged-Angel
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Routemasters are the reason werbert isn't back.
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neurodeviant
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| Posted: Sat Nov 18, 2006 11:45 am Post subject: |
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| James Bond's vehicle was actually going to be a Routemaster, but the film directors thought that would make him too awesome, so they replaced it with another British institutuion - the Aston Martin. |
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hyper_alien
why?
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Ding Ding
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DrowningMedusa
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Let's all go to the Routemaster races!  |
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fresco
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| I used to live above a tandoori, there was a bus stop outside my door, I heard the ding ding of the routemasters all day. Now it must be a shsssssssssshhhh of the bendy bus automatic door. |
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CockneyRebel
Sid The Love Rat :O)
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If a Routemaster and a bendy bus were to get into a fight, the Routemaster would win.  |
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