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hacker_mage
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| in soviet russia sake chugs you |
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Mad_Pharmacist
Yellow-bellied Woodpecker
Joined: May 22, 2007
Posts: 67
Location: Santiago, Chile
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I know it's an old thread, but I had to do it 
In Soviet Russia...
*Hard Disk formats you.
*The law breaks you.
*Marshmallows toast you.
*The Bible reads you.
*The point misses you.
*Entertainment enjoys you.
*The lightning rides you.
*Google searches you.
*Easter eggs find you.
*Drugs abuse of you.
And if you are NT...Aspies reject YOU!!!
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I have Internet access
I have a girlfriend
I have a jar of Nutella
I have Asperger's Syndrome
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janicka
Jedi Violinist
Joined: Sep 12, 2006
Posts: 2174
Location: Mountain Paradise
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| Posted: Mon May 28, 2007 1:04 am Post subject: |
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Yay! This is a fun thread. Thanks for bumping it.
In Soviet Russia, violin plays YOU! |
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CrimsonEdge
Heir to the Stars
Joined: Feb 23, 2007
Age: 18
Posts: 1125
Location: Somewhere in Time
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In Soviet Russia, cigarettes smoke you!
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Alternative
Ex-Member
Joined: Jun 30, 2006
Posts: 5610
Location: Gone To Live Life
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| Posted: Mon Oct 29, 2007 10:38 am Post subject: |
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In Russia.
Road Forks You.  |
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Trigger11
Shikamaru Nara
Joined: May 19, 2007
Posts: 6954
Location: Hidden Leaf Village
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Sorry, this one is serious in nature.
In Soviet Russia, Starbuline and Sopho find peace and happiness.
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Then came the fall and all the crap
Everyday judgment day, someone kicking ass
I’ve had it, I’m pissed, enough is enough
Stuff aint so rough when you’re down in the buff
I won’t tell anyone else how to be
You can be yourself, but just let me be me |
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woodsman25
The Dude
Joined: May 19, 2007
Age: 26
Posts: 2437
Location: NY
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| Posted: Mon Oct 29, 2007 6:08 pm Post subject: |
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In soviet union the movie shoots you.
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richie
Ye Olde Bookwyrme
Joined: Jan 10, 2007
Age: 49
Posts: 10482
Location: Lake Whoop-Dee-Doo, Pennsylvania
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In Soviet Russia "The bottle kills you".
(Drinking a whole bottle of vodka is called "killing the bottle")
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IdahoRose
Imaginary Friend
Joined: Feb 25, 2007
Age: 17
Posts: 4316
Location: Boise, ID
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| Posted: Mon Oct 29, 2007 6:28 pm Post subject: |
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In Soviet Russia...
Anime watches YOU
Wii plays YOU
Music listens to YOU
Phone talks on YOU
Cat pets YOU |
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Ana54
International Incident Initiator
Joined: Dec 27, 2005
Age: 20
Posts: 6454
Location: Channelview, Texas, USA
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| Posted: Mon Oct 29, 2007 7:53 pm Post subject: |
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In Soviet Russia, the toilet cleans YOU!
And also, in Soviet Russia, the fire puts out the fireman!
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God protects fools. Be a fool.
Proud member of the Auschwitz Girls Club, which now has 5 members! |
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Ana54
International Incident Initiator
Joined: Dec 27, 2005
Age: 20
Posts: 6454
Location: Channelview, Texas, USA
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In Soviet Russia...
The judges pay the government...
the TV watches you...
the radio listens to you...
the lights turn you on...
drugs take you...
and THE COPRSES BURY YOU!!!1111ELEVENONE
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Kilroy
Establishment knows whats best
Joined: Apr 25, 2007
Posts: 10028
Location: Driving the Last Spike
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Союз нерушимый республик свободных
Сплотила навеки Великая Русь.
Да здравствует созданный волей народов
Единый, могучий Советский Союз!
Славься, Отечество наше свободное,
Дружбы народов надёжный оплот!
Партия Ленина - сила народная
Нас к торжеству коммунизма ведёт!
Сквозь грозы сияло нам солнце свободы,
И Ленин великий нам путь озарил,
На правое дело он поднял народы,
На труд и на подвиги нас вдохновил.
Славься, Отечество наше свободное,
Дружбы народов надёжный оплот!
Партия Ленина - сила народная
Нас к торжеству коммунизма ведёт!
В победе бессмертных идей коммунизма
Мы видим грядущее нашей страны
И Красному знамени славной Отчизны
Мы будем всегда беззаветно верны!
Славься, Отечество наше свободное,
Дружбы народов надёжный оплот!
Партия Ленина - сила народная
Нас к торжеству коммунизма ведёт!
ohh brings a tear to your eye 
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greenblue
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Joined: Mar 26, 2007
Posts: 7325
Location: Home
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| Posted: Wed Nov 14, 2007 8:25 pm Post subject: |
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In Soviet Russia, is where Lilja 4-ever takes place.
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We all dream; we do not understand our dreams, yet we act as if nothing strange goes on in our sleep minds, strange at least by comparison with the logical, purposeful doings of our minds when we are awake. -Erich Fromm |
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Coyote27
Deinonychus
Joined: Sep 10, 2007
Posts: 384
Location: Western WA
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| Posted: Wed Nov 14, 2007 8:43 pm Post subject: |
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| In Soviet Russia, the cake lies to YOU!! |
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Kilroy
Establishment knows whats best
Joined: Apr 25, 2007
Posts: 10028
Location: Driving the Last Spike
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| Posted: Wed Nov 14, 2007 8:47 pm Post subject: |
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| greenblue wrote: | | In Soviet Russia, is where Lilja 4-ever takes place. |
I still have yet to see that
too frightened 
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