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Phoenix
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I love them all! 
So true, so true! |
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codeman38
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You know you're an Aspie if you want to scream at anyone who posts in this thread thinking that 'your' is the proper contraction for 'you are'...  |
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Aspie1
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... if you had no fear of the dark, no fear of the monsters under your bed, no fear of the boogeyman, yet you were terrified of what is really a harmless object (like a radiator, a chandelier (that's mine), the phone, a lamp, etc.).
... if you know in what years the Illinois Central Railroad used the logo shown in my avatar (this one may or may not apply). |
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hale_bopp
All Kinds of Freak
Joined: Nov 03, 2004
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Location: New Zealand
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| Posted: Thu Apr 21, 2005 1:12 am Post subject: Re: You might be an Aspie if... |
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You run away from home just to see a woman who doesn't want you.
You get kicked out of school, and you have the school system screw up your life, yet you still keep a track of that school district's bus fleet.
All true! |
Those are nothing to do with AS.
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Sean
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Can you think of any "You Might be and Aspie" jokes to add, Hale_bopp?
...if all the neighborhood kids want your help with their science project. |
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Malcolm_Scipo
King of the Dead
Joined: Mar 12, 2005
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If you're mind is racing along at greater speeds than those around you.
If you are a mathematical prodigy.
If you can actually be bothered to work out 4096 to the power of 4.
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hale_bopp
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My favourite one was the one about looking at the sun. I mean, I really feel like peoples eyes burn into my brain. Some worse than others.
uh.. you might be an aspie if you would rather be with the cat than a person?
(sometimes true for me, but I don't know about other people.)
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Civet
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| Quote: | | You know you're an Aspie if you want to scream at anyone who posts in this thread thinking that 'your' is the proper contraction for 'you are'... |
You might be an Aspie if you feel the need to point out that the original phrase was not "you're an Aspie" at all.
| Quote: | uh.. you might be an aspie if you would rather be with the cat than a person?
(sometimes true for me, but I don't know about other people.)
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It's true for me.
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platypus
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| codeman38 wrote: | | You know you're an Aspie if you want to scream at anyone who posts in this thread thinking that 'your' is the proper contraction for 'you are'... |
I used to go ballistic when I saw this, but now I get more upset when people use "it's" instead of "its". |
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platypus
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| Posted: Thu Apr 21, 2005 11:37 am Post subject: Re: You might be an Aspie if... |
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| hale_bopp wrote: | | 171NewYork wrote: |
You run away from home just to see a woman who doesn't want you.
You get kicked out of school, and you have the school system screw up your life, yet you still keep a track of that school district's bus fleet.
All true! |
Those are nothing to do with AS. |
Well, I think keeping track of a school district's bus fleet is aspie-ish, no? |
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magic
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| ilikedragons wrote: | | The only way anyone gets you to the mall is by letting you go to the bookstore there. |
Oh, yeah! But only if the bookstore has a good map section.  |
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171NewYork
Deinonychus
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| Posted: Thu Apr 21, 2005 1:36 pm Post subject: Here's two! |
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You might be an Aspie if you actually envy those people who take the train every day to work.  |
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codeman38
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| Posted: Thu Apr 21, 2005 4:17 pm Post subject: Re: Here's two! |
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| 171NewYork wrote: | | You might be an Aspie if you actually envy those people who take the train every day to work. |
Hah, yes! Or wonder how people manage to actually survive heavy traffic without going into a nervous breakdown before they even get anywhere near the office... |
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171NewYork
Deinonychus
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You might be an Aspie if you have to go into some doctor's office every time you do get to use said train.  |
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TAFKASH
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You want to rip the arms off all the lemming-like idiots buying, singing and using as mobile ring-tones "Show me the way to Amarillo" and beat them to death with the soggy ends.....  The song's 30 years old for God's sake..... Why are you all listening to it only now just because it was on sodding Comic Relief? Imbeciles!!!!!!!!! Has a single solitary one of you ever had anything even remotely resembling an original thought??????
....calm blue ocean.... calm blue ocean......
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