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ASdogGeek
Butterfly
Joined: Jul 09, 2009
Age: 22
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 Posted: Fri Jul 10, 2009 12:19 am Post subject: you know you might be an aspie if |
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you know you might be an aspie if..you have trouble sleeping
you know you might be an aspie if..you can idnetify 90 percent oof the AKC registered dog breeds by sight.
you know you might be an aspie if,,, you can't sleep in a room above 60 degrees F
you might be an aspie if.. people talking in computer lingo (in relife not online) ticks you off
you might be an aspie if ...you get mad when they remix songs you like.you might be an aspie if ....you get so lost in your own worlds you end up blocking everything else out |
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GreenStar
Tufted Titmouse
Joined: Jul 12, 2009
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... you don't look cool even if you wear the most expensive clothes from the whole group  |
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asplanet
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Joined: Nov 11, 2007
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Location: Cyberspace, New Zealand
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| Posted: Sun Jul 12, 2009 10:17 am Post subject: |
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Your misunderstood by nearly everyone except yourself 
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"Believe in your self, we are who we are - as it can feel like an endless task trying to be someone else!" Aspergers Parallel Planet web site - http://asplanet.info/index.php
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Bozewani
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Joined: Mar 04, 2008
Age: 20
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here we go
-YMBAA if you can memorize the capitals of all of the world's 195 sovereign states
- You are aware that there are more capitals then countries in the world(some have multiple capitals)
- You understand why some countries have multiple capitals such as South Africa and Bolivia
- You can memorize any country's history in the past 150 years...
- You have an easier time dating girls from other cultures then your're own
- To impress your girl you try to learn her language, but all you suceeed is scaring her
- You curse in foreign languages at neurotypicals when they annoy you
- Your best friend is the Internet
- People see you as crazy
- If you go to classes concerning your special interest, you end up becoming the most popular person in that class!
- You end up getting the highest grades in that class
- There is a direct correlation between your interest in your class and your grades
- You say things such as "the neoliberal imperialism of the Western free capitalist societies have denigrated the cultures of the global south in the pursuit of globalization" and "the reality of socialization is just another attempt to gain social status points so you can find the hottest girl to screw without actually giving a damn about her feelings".
- YMBAA if you constantly examine NTs and attempt to codify the rules of social interaction |
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jamieg
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Joined: May 12, 2008
Posts: 225
Location: sioux falls south dakota
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i can agree with the scars
i have one i got from taking a battery apart and got cut to the bone and all i did was wrap a towel around my hand until the bleeding stopped |
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ASdogGeek
Butterfly
Joined: Jul 09, 2009
Age: 22
Posts: 11
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| Posted: Wed Jul 15, 2009 12:33 am Post subject: you might be an aspie if...... |
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you might be an aspie if
as a kid they told you that you could be anything you wanted to be so at your kindergarten graduation when they asked what you wanted to be when you grow up you said " I want to be a cat,"
YMBAAI you connect more with your dog then with people |
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Richardce
Tufted Titmouse
Joined: Jun 03, 2009
Age: 18
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| Posted: Wed Jul 15, 2009 5:26 pm Post subject: |
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| You might be an aspie if you wait till the end of the credits before you turn off the dvd you are watching |
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spooky13
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Joined: Jul 15, 2009
Posts: 122
Location: Purgatory
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Can I just say I LOVE this forum?? lmao!!
You might be an aspie if:
You actually read the dictionary for leisure.
You can answer questions about the superstring theory, and are clueless when asked about things like how was the food at a restaraunt, etc.
You blocked an avatar because it annoyed you for no logical reason. |
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TheDoctor82
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Joined: Feb 29, 2008
Age: 27
Posts: 947
Location: Sandusky, Ohio
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| Bozewani wrote: | here we go
-YMBAA if you can memorize the capitals of all of the world's 195 sovereign states
- You are aware that there are more capitals then countries in the world(some have multiple capitals)
- You understand why some countries have multiple capitals such as South Africa and Bolivia
- You can memorize any country's history in the past 150 years...
- You have an easier time dating girls from other cultures then your're own
- To impress your girl you try to learn her language, but all you suceeed is scaring her
- You curse in foreign languages at neurotypicals when they annoy you
- Your best friend is the Internet
- People see you as crazy
- If you go to classes concerning your special interest, you end up becoming the most popular person in that class!
- You end up getting the highest grades in that class
- There is a direct correlation between your interest in your class and your grades
- You say things such as "the neoliberal imperialism of the Western free capitalist societies have denigrated the cultures of the global south in the pursuit of globalization" and "the reality of socialization is just another attempt to gain social status points so you can find the hottest girl to screw without actually giving a damn about her feelings".
- YMBAA if you constantly examine NTs and attempt to codify the rules of social interaction |
Actually even when I do some sort of class where my special interest/expertise shines, I just wind up scaring people...I guess it's cause I'm so driven no matter what.
One thing that actually drives me nuts--even online--is the term "lol"; I never use it, I just think it's idiotic. I prefer to actually type out my "laughter". |
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Aimless
the cat says "meh"
Joined: Apr 02, 2009
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YMBAA if the word "party"  fills you with a sense of existential dread. |
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SplinterStar
Sea Gull
Joined: Jul 15, 2009
Posts: 227
Location: The Northern Canadian wilderness where werewolves roam free.
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| Richardce wrote: | | You might be an aspie if you wait till the end of the credits before you turn off the dvd you are watching |
Oh wow, i do that for every movie too. lol
YMBAA if you read quantam theory books because they're funny. |
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SplinterStar
Sea Gull
Joined: Jul 15, 2009
Posts: 227
Location: The Northern Canadian wilderness where werewolves roam free.
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... when your worst monster based fear as a child was a sub species of canivorous trilobite found in central north america during the pre-cambrian period.
I seriously should never read that precambrian archeology book as a kid... |
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WardenWolf
Deinonychus
Joined: May 01, 2009
Age: 27
Posts: 327
Location: Phoenix, Arizona
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You might be an aspie if:
You utter the phrase "I hate phones" or "Phones suck" with any regularity.
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ScottyMac
Emu Egg
Joined: Jul 18, 2009
Posts: 8
Location: Vancouver, BC
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| You might be an Aspie if you can't read between the lines... but you've tried. |
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Nightrain
Yellow-bellied Woodpecker
Joined: Sep 09, 2008
Age: 18
Posts: 50
Location: Middle-earth
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| Quote: | | You might be an Aspie if you can't read between the lines... but you've tried. |
| Quote: | | You utter the phrase "I hate phones" or "Phones suck" with any regularity |
Yes and yes. 
You might be an Aspie if you unintentionally freak people out with your rocking and foot bouncing. (did this at school) |
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